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Noah's Grill

Speed to First Woot:
0m 48.884s
First Sucker:
carmenate
Last Wooter to Woot:
gaclaw
Last Purchase:
2 years ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 29% of Shirt Woots
Bottom 28% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
3217

Purchaser Experience

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  • 5% second woot
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  • 32% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 16% one year old
  • 75% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
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Quality Posts


oakenspirit


quality posts: 87 Private Messages oakenspirit

All flavors! Great and Small!!!



(Didn't expect to see this one! Huzzah!)

DarthNinja


quality posts: 10 Private Messages DarthNinja

I'll have a brontosaurus burger.

Does the design look like it's faded out to anyone else?

Bog of carp anyone?

orabbit


quality posts: 31 Private Messages orabbit

It's about time this got printed. Congrats, Rads!

PCBconehead


quality posts: 2 Private Messages PCBconehead

I heard they completely sold out of the Unicorn burgers.

wootdougwoot


quality posts: 12 Private Messages wootdougwoot

Um... Is that lobster I see on there? I think the lobsters fared pretty well in the ocean by themselves...

Doh!

Has anyone seen my velociraptor?

lete


quality posts: 23 Private Messages lete

I didn't buy this shirt because I believe in the story of Noah's grill. I bought it because it wasn't grey.

CowboyDann


quality posts: 716 Private Messages CowboyDann

Don't have a lot of time to post tonight, but I did manage to squeeze one out for you real quick.

marchchcic7


quality posts: 1 Private Messages marchchcic7

Was hoping this would be printed. My best friend's sister is having a baby in a couple months she is naming Noah. Getting it for her!

Tweek


quality posts: 6 Private Messages Tweek

mmmm sacrilicious

bluejester


quality posts: 567 Private Messages bluejester

I sure hope he fireproofed the wood if plans on keeping this grill open much longer. Kitchen fire can be especially hazardous for boats I imagine.

j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5

They printed a derby entry as a daily? What are the odds?

move along

lete


quality posts: 23 Private Messages lete
j5 wrote:They printed a derby entry as a daily? What are the odds?



Really good during editors choice week. This week.

odinson27


quality posts: 1 Private Messages odinson27

Editor's Pick is a 4th derby choice. I love it.

j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5
lete wrote:Really good during editors choice week. This week.

Awwwww! double take! I totally forgot.
Even missed the EC badge!

move along

safyrejet


quality posts: 122 Private Messages safyrejet

Hah! at the BBQ on the boat deck.

tjost


quality posts: 25 Private Messages tjost

I might be mistaken but I thought that 2 of every animal was only for the unclean ones ( pigs and most wild animals etc.), while birds and clean animals (mainly domestic) were 7 of a kind. That's a part of the story most people forget :s

neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 171 Private Messages neuropsychosocial

Shirt.woot Trivia Time!
This shirt is the fourth print from the Imaginary Restaurant Derby. Which Derby had the greatest number of designs print at woot? How many printed? And for bonus points, which Derby had the greatest number of designs print between shirt.woot and other major sites?

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)

tjost


quality posts: 25 Private Messages tjost
neuropsychosocial wrote:Shirt.woot Trivia Time!
This shirt is the fourth print from the Imaginary Restaurant Derby. Which Derby had the greatest number of designs print at woot? How many printed? And for bonus points, which Derby had the greatest number of designs print between shirt.woot and other major sites?



Imma take a stab at kawaii.

zkristufek


quality posts: 0 Private Messages zkristufek

Reminds me of the most recent episode of Doctor Who "Dinosaurs on a Spaceship". Too many arks this week!

chadwsmith


quality posts: 1 Private Messages chadwsmith

One of my goals in life is to eat as many different kinds of animals as I can before I die. I want an Ark full of critters in my belly. I would sooooo totally eat here. But I'm thinking one of everything would be plenty.

Also - if someone ever offers you Sea Urchin - DO NOT WANT! (but that wouldn't be a problem at Noah's BBQ!)


Read my blog or, you know, don't. It's up to you.

neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 171 Private Messages neuropsychosocial
tjost wrote:Imma take a stab at kawaii.

Maaaaaybe - but that was one of three questions. :p

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 217 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Don't forget to try the panda bacon, mmm-mmm!

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

I bet Russell Crowe would love this place!

orabbit


quality posts: 31 Private Messages orabbit
chadwsmith wrote:
Also - if someone ever offers you Sea Urchin - DO NOT WANT!



I think urchin is delicious. It has the taste of the sea.

ghostofdavid


quality posts: 11 Private Messages ghostofdavid

I would hit it like the fist of an angry god.

Suck it, Trebek.

nsummerford


quality posts: 1 Private Messages nsummerford

I am a 300 pound man named Noah, does this mean I get this shirt for free.

fortysixandtwo


quality posts: 0 Private Messages fortysixandtwo

This designs screams for a 50/50 blend. 100% cotton does not do this pattern/color any justice. Woot, please make 50/50 blends an option for shirts! I'll gladly pay extra!

carolinicus


quality posts: 0 Private Messages carolinicus
tjost wrote:I might be mistaken but I thought that 2 of every animal was only for the unclean ones ( pigs and most wild animals etc.), while birds and clean animals (mainly domestic) were 7 of a kind. That's a part of the story most people forget :s


You are not mistaken. Seven of every clean animal: two to repopulate the earth, five for sacrifices and food.

cdanka


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cdanka
DarthNinja wrote:I'll have a brontosaurus burger.

Does the design look like it's faded out to anyone else?



So many Dinosaur Bar-B-Que jokes to be made. And on the plus side, the coloring's not bad for being thousands of years old.

themdg


quality posts: 12 Private Messages themdg

Taking the rainbow back!

Wootlists are silly.

Radscoolian


quality posts: 15 Private Messages Radscoolian

Thank you, Woot! I didn't think I would get a EC, given the competition.

refriedbeans


quality posts: 0 Private Messages refriedbeans
Tweek wrote:mmmm sacrilicious



I LoL'd when I read your post this morning and I'm LoL'ing again at lunch time. Well said

Yo

christy3lbdc


quality posts: 1 Private Messages christy3lbdc

Dear Woot Staff,
Would you happen to know if this shirt is just silk screen. The last shirt I ordered with a large design (Pangea: Supercontinent) like this felt like a big sticky patch in the center. More like a iron on patch. Love the shirt, but I need a soft interior and non stick interior.

ChristGuard


quality posts: 2 Private Messages ChristGuard

This shirt fails to get the basic facts right. God commanded Noah to bring seven of all for the animals fit for eating and only two of the animals that where either non-edible or not allowed to be eaten.

Genesis 7:1-3
The Lord then said to Noah, “Go into the ark, you and your whole family, because I have found you righteous in this generation. 2 Take with you seven pairs of every kind of clean animal, a male and its mate, and one pair of every kind of unclean animal, a male and its mate, 3 and also seven pairs of every kind of bird, male and female, to keep their various kinds alive throughout the earth.

runnerfrog13


quality posts: 10 Private Messages runnerfrog13
ChristGuard wrote:This shirt fails to get the basic facts right. God commanded Noah to bring seven of all for the animals fit for eating and only two of the animals that where either non-edible or not allowed to be eaten.

Genesis 7:1-3
The Lord then said to Noah, “Go into the ark, you and your whole family, because I have found you righteous in this generation. 2 Take with you seven pairs of every kind of clean animal, a male and its mate, and one pair of every kind of unclean animal, a male and its mate, 3 and also seven pairs of every kind of bird, male and female, to keep their various kinds alive throughout the earth.


What these verses tell me is seven PAIRS - so 14 of each animal that was clean, 2 that were unclean, and 14 of each bird

Parkertron


quality posts: 6 Private Messages Parkertron

I would like to try the hippopotamus brisket with a side of dodo wings please.

Quasiskunk


quality posts: 36 Private Messages Quasiskunk

At least the Skunks will survive!

JerryLees


quality posts: 1 Private Messages JerryLees

I'll probably get pounded by the interwebz for this.... but shellfish and bacon would most certainly would have NOT been on the menu on the Ark.

Just saying...

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justafreak


quality posts: 11 Private Messages justafreak

Bring me two of every animal....

...on a platter
...fried preferably
...covered in barbecue sauce
...served with dinner rolls
...medium rare
...on a stick

I could go on.

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