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Swiss Gamepad

Speed to First Woot:
1m 43.005s
First Sucker:
neovenator
Last Wooter to Woot:
mxm0290
Last Purchase:
2 years ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 47% of Shirt Woots
Bottom 43% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
577

Purchaser Experience

  • 7% first woot
  • 6% second woot
  • 30% < 10 woots
  • 25% < 25 woots
  • 32% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 68% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Quality Posts


neovenator


quality posts: 9 Private Messages neovenator

Whoa! I was "first sucker!" I feel so proud.

CowboyDann


quality posts: 716 Private Messages CowboyDann

here it is

bluejester


quality posts: 557 Private Messages bluejester

If those items are full size then that's the second biggest controller I've ever seen!



Since woot is doing a pirate themed woot off, I figured I would make my comment based off the best pirate of all, Guybrush Threepwood Mighty Pirate!

demon00689


quality posts: 10 Private Messages demon00689

So I'm playing Guitar Hero on my NES now, huh? Sorry, I just don't understand.

tmunreal


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tmunreal
demon00689 wrote:So I'm playing Guitar Hero on my NES now, huh? Sorry, I just don't understand.



The point is its the controller that is closest to a Swiss Army knife in shape. I'm sorry you want more realism in your fantasy.

StormPooper


quality posts: 0 Private Messages StormPooper
demon00689 wrote:So I'm playing Guitar Hero on my NES now, huh? Sorry, I just don't understand.



It's implying that the controller is whatever object your character wields in-game. Also, it's a SNES controller, not a NES controller.

Charitwo


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Charitwo

Ends Sept 20th, so only a 2 day woot off

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

I think this design would have been a lot cooler if the SNES controller just had the standard Swiss Army tools like a knife and scissors and a can opener.

Also, when's the last time Woot used metallic ink on a design? Quite the special occasion.

ClaudiaM


quality posts: 4 Private Messages ClaudiaM
Charitwo wrote:Ends Sept 20th, so only a 2 day woot off



The end dates are midnight at the end of the date in question, right? That's three days.
Or, it's just for Talk Like A Pirate Day. Also, wrong thread?

elizalishly


quality posts: 20 Private Messages elizalishly

Dear Nintendo, Sega, and Sony: whoever makes one of these first wins.

nickym


quality posts: 1 Private Messages nickym

I didn't even think twice about buying this shirt for my boyfriend, he is a knife man, and video game guy! Great Shirt!!!

darthbob14


quality posts: 5 Private Messages darthbob14
bluejester wrote:If those items are full size then that's the second biggest controller I've ever seen!


Would you believe third biggest?

That joke has multiple sources ;)

"Finally, an excuse to nuke France!"

ianbailey


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ianbailey

Of all the stupid woot shirt designs, this is definitely the stupidest. If its not a stupid pun, its a stupid video game reference. Do you guys only have 2 designers or what?

Symbolic2007


quality posts: 9 Private Messages Symbolic2007

Huh, I loved it until I noticed the golf club and tennis racket.

Metal is awesome, it's super-powerful and emotional, but at the end of the day we're dudes with long hair and guitars going "RAAAAAR!" -Devin Townsend

danlecompte


quality posts: 2 Private Messages danlecompte
ianbailey wrote:Of all the stupid woot shirt designs, this is definitely the stupidest. If its not a stupid pun, its a stupid video game reference. Do you guys only have 2 designers or what?



There's no point even trying to argue against such accurate and not-exaggerated statements. Perhaps woot isn't the place for you. I have a feeling that most of the people you know in real life harbor some sort of dislike for you.

I like the shirt, congrats Lim Heng Swee.

annasimoniaine


quality posts: 0 Private Messages annasimoniaine

This one reminds me of yesterday's Qwertee shirt. Nerdy and awesome

zenzland


quality posts: 1 Private Messages zenzland

Finally, Battlefield 3 gets some love in the write-up!

capslock


quality posts: 0 Private Messages capslock

This shirt tells the world: "Up up down down for LIFE."

I think something like that in gothic script tattoo letters accross the stomach of a flesh-toned shirt, a la Tupac's "Thug Life" would make a great shirt. I would personally chose the NES Contra code for unlimited lives... Up Down Left Right A B Select Start 4 Life.

mrschakra


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mrschakra

Just bought the shirt for my husband based solely on the merit of the description ..... It's like you hired him to write it. (He'd be buying it himself except he's busy winning the FIFA World Cup. In our living room.)

TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

Speed to First Woot: 1m 43.005s
First Sucker: neovenator
Last Wooter to Woot: harvestmoonperson
Last Purchase: a minute ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 0% of Shirt Woots
Bottom 0% of all Woots
Woots Sold: 532

First day sales 532

fancyskunk


quality posts: 0 Private Messages fancyskunk
Symbolic2007 wrote:Huh, I loved it until I noticed the golf club and tennis racket.



Yeah, I mean it's not like there are any games based around golf or tennis.