Shirt.Woot

Whoa! I was "first sucker!" I feel so proud.

here it is

If those items are full size then that's the second biggest controller I've ever seen!



Since woot is doing a pirate themed woot off, I figured I would make my comment based off the best pirate of all, Guybrush Threepwood Mighty Pirate!

So I'm playing Guitar Hero on my NES now, huh? Sorry, I just don't understand.

demon00689 wrote:So I'm playing Guitar Hero on my NES now, huh? Sorry, I just don't understand.

The point is its the controller that is closest to a Swiss Army knife in shape. I'm sorry you want more realism in your fantasy.

demon00689 wrote:So I'm playing Guitar Hero on my NES now, huh? Sorry, I just don't understand.

It's implying that the controller is whatever object your character wields in-game. Also, it's a SNES controller, not a NES controller.

Ends Sept 20th, so only a 2 day woot off

I think this design would have been a lot cooler if the SNES controller just had the standard Swiss Army tools like a knife and scissors and a can opener.

Also, when's the last time Woot used metallic ink on a design? Quite the special occasion.

Charitwo wrote:Ends Sept 20th, so only a 2 day woot off

The end dates are midnight at the end of the date in question, right? That's three days.
Or, it's just for Talk Like A Pirate Day. Also, wrong thread?

Dear Nintendo, Sega, and Sony: whoever makes one of these first wins.

I didn't even think twice about buying this shirt for my boyfriend, he is a knife man, and video game guy! Great Shirt!!!

bluejester wrote:If those items are full size then that's the second biggest controller I've ever seen!

Would you believe third biggest?

That joke has multiple sources ;)

Of all the stupid woot shirt designs, this is definitely the stupidest. If its not a stupid pun, its a stupid video game reference. Do you guys only have 2 designers or what?

Huh, I loved it until I noticed the golf club and tennis racket.

ianbailey wrote:Of all the stupid woot shirt designs, this is definitely the stupidest. If its not a stupid pun, its a stupid video game reference. Do you guys only have 2 designers or what?

There's no point even trying to argue against such accurate and not-exaggerated statements. Perhaps woot isn't the place for you. I have a feeling that most of the people you know in real life harbor some sort of dislike for you.

I like the shirt, congrats Lim Heng Swee.

This one reminds me of yesterday's Qwertee shirt. Nerdy and awesome

Finally, Battlefield 3 gets some love in the write-up!

This shirt tells the world: "Up up down down for LIFE."

I think something like that in gothic script tattoo letters accross the stomach of a flesh-toned shirt, a la Tupac's "Thug Life" would make a great shirt. I would personally chose the NES Contra code for unlimited lives... Up Down Left Right A B Select Start 4 Life.

Just bought the shirt for my husband based solely on the merit of the description ..... It's like you hired him to write it. (He'd be buying it himself except he's busy winning the FIFA World Cup. In our living room.)

Speed to First Woot: 1m 43.005s
First Sucker: neovenator
Last Wooter to Woot: harvestmoonperson
Last Purchase: a minute ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 0% of Shirt Woots
Bottom 0% of all Woots
Woots Sold: 532

First day sales 532

Symbolic2007 wrote:Huh, I loved it until I noticed the golf club and tennis racket.

Yeah, I mean it's not like there are any games based around golf or tennis.