Tags suck, and the ones in the most recent shirt I got are particularly bad. Not only are they big, but they are also stiff, sharp, AND THERE ARE TWO OF THEM! Why, Woot?Why?
Maybe I'll cut them out?
Nope, that will just leave a stiff sharp tag to poke me higher on the neck.
Maybe I could carefully rip out the stitches and remove the tag entirely?
Nope, it's the same stitching that holds the collar on.