inkycatz


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Arrrrr mateys, let's tell a story!

- Five words only. Punctuation is not a word.
- No thread killing ("Bla bla bla, THE END"), feel free to skip over anyone that does that.
- be nice, which is to say no posting multiple times in a row, feel free to skip over anyone doing that too (exception: thread has no new posts in over an hour you can rekick the story along)
- PG-13, duh
- helpful meta discussion, suggestions, concerns, questions, fanfic, whatevers

That's it! And now, storytime!



It was a dark and stormy night at the tavern in Woot Cove. We were all there, playing games, having a blast. Even the famous Captain Red Monkey! We all knew he was a pirate, but no one seemed to mind. That was until that September night when fate changed forever. They say Captain Red Monkey had a key to a buried treasure chest, somewhere beyond Woot Cove, far away from the Isle of Misfit Electronics, and he guarded it with his life. They say he was there recruiting for helpers that night. Or settling a score.

A fight broke out. It doesn't matter how it started. (Or does it?) Gunshots went off. Words were said. People were put on probation from the tavern. Cutlasses were drawn. Mugs were thrown. All we know for sure is at the end, Captain Red Monkey lay dying, unable to continue further. And you were there to tell the rest of the story. You got the key, ran to the dock where a boat was waiting, and the first mate at the wheel said uncertainly, waiting for you to fill in the rest...


"We're sailing off to the..."

I'm just hanging out, really.

Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn



"We're sailing off to the...
last location of Marshmallow Perry!"

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

carl669


quality posts: 27 Private Messages carl669

last location of Marshmallow Perry! Who is Perry you ask?



Wife: Do you really need all this junk?
Me: At least I don't ask you if it makes me look fat.
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inkycatz


quality posts: 105 Private Messages inkycatz
carl669 wrote:last location of Marshmallow Perry! Who is Perry you ask?



Who is Perry you ask?
Capt'n Red Monkey told me, "

I'm just hanging out, really.

Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn


"Capt'n Red Monkey told me
she knows where to find"

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

carl669


quality posts: 27 Private Messages carl669

she knows where to find the last place that peels



Wife: Do you really need all this junk?
Me: At least I don't ask you if it makes me look fat.
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Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn

the last place that peels shrimp! And not just any

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

carl669


quality posts: 27 Private Messages carl669

And not just any oxymoronic jumbo shrimp, but real



Wife: Do you really need all this junk?
Me: At least I don't ask you if it makes me look fat.
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dustandflower


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oxymoronic jumbo shrimp, but real MASSIVE little buggers, since they

carl669


quality posts: 27 Private Messages carl669

MASSIVE little buggers, since they never worked a day in



Wife: Do you really need all this junk?
Me: At least I don't ask you if it makes me look fat.
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dustandflower


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never worked a day in their prawny little lives. However,

olcubmaster


quality posts: 29 Private Messages olcubmaster
dustandflower wrote:never worked a day in their prawny little lives. However,



crusty crustaceans that they were,

Sugar 'em up and send 'em home

rhmurphy


quality posts: 19 Private Messages rhmurphy
olcubmaster wrote:crusty crustaceans that they were,



they never thought that the

Woot! Now 100+ woots for me!
That's 87 woots (Including Twelve Bats On Crack!), 12 Sellout.woots, 8 wine.woots and 4 kids.woots, and finally, 2 shirt.woots!

dustandflower


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dustandflower
rhmurphy wrote:they never thought that the



agile Captain Red Monkey could

carl669


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dustandflower wrote:agile Captain Red Monkey could



ever die. But, the mighty



Wife: Do you really need all this junk?
Me: At least I don't ask you if it makes me look fat.
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rhmurphy


quality posts: 19 Private Messages rhmurphy
carl669 wrote:ever die. But, the mighty



Monkey was fading fast. So,

Woot! Now 100+ woots for me!
That's 87 woots (Including Twelve Bats On Crack!), 12 Sellout.woots, 8 wine.woots and 4 kids.woots, and finally, 2 shirt.woots!

dustandflower


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dustandflower
rhmurphy wrote:Monkey was fading fast. So,



something had to be done...

Gatzby


quality posts: 43 Private Messages Gatzby
dustandflower wrote:something had to be done...



Emergency margaritas were blended, and...

Did you know shirt.woot ships internationally? Get you some!
Why do my posts always get deleted? -- Noise Reduction -- Try it in podcast format.
No, you can't have our iPod, keys, or Lego. Sorry.

carl669


quality posts: 27 Private Messages carl669
Gatzby wrote:Emergency margaritas were blended, and...



pizzas were ordered. We waited



Wife: Do you really need all this junk?
Me: At least I don't ask you if it makes me look fat.
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theant


quality posts: 7 Private Messages theant
carl669 wrote:pizzas were ordered. We waited



for the thirty minute gaurantee

dustandflower


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seconds ticked and Cap'n Red

firebirdude


quality posts: 19 Private Messages firebirdude
dustandflower wrote:seconds ticked and Cap'n Red


Beard had finally had enough.

dustandflower


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dustandflower

He drew his sword and

rhmurphy


quality posts: 19 Private Messages rhmurphy

threatened the humongous shrimp, screaming

Woot! Now 100+ woots for me!
That's 87 woots (Including Twelve Bats On Crack!), 12 Sellout.woots, 8 wine.woots and 4 kids.woots, and finally, 2 shirt.woots!

dustandflower


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dustandflower

"AAARRRGGGG!! NOW PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR

carl669


quality posts: 27 Private Messages carl669
dustandflower wrote:"AAARRRGGGG!! NOW PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR



THE RIDE OF YOUR LIVES!



Wife: Do you really need all this junk?
Me: At least I don't ask you if it makes me look fat.
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dustandflower


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dustandflower

He swung the blade, but

KtCallista


quality posts: 32 Private Messages KtCallista
dustandflower wrote:He swung the blade, but



it disintegrated as it passed

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Beware the V'owls screech!

dustandflower


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"D*mn rusty hunk of junk!"

tpscan


quality posts: 26 Private Messages tpscan

"D*mn rusty hunk of junk!" ...
... Stop! We've got to focus ...

KtCallista


quality posts: 32 Private Messages KtCallista
tpscan wrote:"D*mn rusty hunk of junk!" ...
... Stop! We've got to focus ...



The oxymoronic jumbo shrimp are

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Beware the V'owls screech!

olcubmaster


quality posts: 29 Private Messages olcubmaster
KtCallista wrote:The oxymoronic jumbo shrimp are



oblivious that they are standing

Sugar 'em up and send 'em home

Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn

oblivious that they are standing in front of the booty!

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

inkycatz


quality posts: 105 Private Messages inkycatz
Mavyn wrote:oblivious that they are standing in front of the booty!



Onward, mateys! Left or right?

I'm just hanging out, really.

jawsuser


quality posts: 4 Private Messages jawsuser
inkycatz wrote:Onward, mateys! Left or right?



Right towards the hidden treasure!

Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn

Right towards the hidden treasure!

The 1st mate turned to



My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

inkycatz


quality posts: 105 Private Messages inkycatz
Mavyn wrote:Right towards the hidden treasure!

The 1st mate turned to



the left, running into a

I'm just hanging out, really.

tinsoldiergt


quality posts: 3 Private Messages tinsoldiergt
inkycatz wrote:the left, running into a



smaller than average jumbo shrimp

inkycatz


quality posts: 105 Private Messages inkycatz
tinsoldiergt wrote:smaller than average jumbo shrimp



arguing politics with a Dyson

I'm just hanging out, really.

KtCallista


quality posts: 32 Private Messages KtCallista
inkycatz wrote:arguing politics with a Dyson



bladeless fan. The fan was

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Paper Napkins on the Edge of Insanity

Beware the V'owls screech!