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What's up with the boot under the auger in the upper right quadrant?
I wonder why the Smasher quit like that? Must have been the model with a morality core...
Now there's a guy who knows to get when the getting is good.
He probably quit and became a crash test dummy.
lete wrote:What's up with the boot under the auger in the upper right quadrant?
That's a severed foot. Ouchie.
lol I work for the Safety and Mission Assurance department, and I want this shirt! It's begging for Portal references though...also maybe some fire/explosions :D
My reaction to this shirt: "what? is this an obscure videogame reference? I don't get it." -fifteen seconds later "oh! I get it. umm... yeah... meh..."
TheCrippledWerewolf wrote:My reaction to this shirt: "what? is this an obscure videogame reference? I don't get it." -fifteen seconds later "oh! I get it. umm... yeah... meh..."
haha, me too! My first thought was portal, then I got it. Though I think it's a great shirt, but my tastes require more subtle humor and this isn't the right fit for my four year old nephew...
lovemedusa wrote:He probably quit and became a crash test dummy.
The person probably quit because there was no cake.
Even the most resilient have their limit...
Do people actually wear shirts like this?
Perfect shirt to wear to work when we have a safety shutdown day.
Don't wear this shirt: To your next job interview
congrats mapinto!
His leg got wrapped around the auger. I actually worked at a place where that happened to someone. tragic.
Great Job, Mark! AEM's getting some props! This will be a great shirt to wear to work.
The guy quit during the most challenging level of Contra.
"Screw this sign, I'm going home." Sweet result! Congratulations on the print, mapinto. ^__^
[Brandon] "Just turn left, then straight on thru the Chompers." [/Brandon]
Reclaimer456 wrote:Do people actually wear shirts like this?
Yes!!! People do wear shirts like this. For my line of work, people would get a kick out of this if I was allowed to wear casual clothes to work. 90% of the time, every random order I buy turns into a work out or a sleep shirt, but there are the few that make it into the after work shirt category. However, you can't but help wearing shirts like The Binge or that portal caution sign one proudly to get a good laugh or two every once in a while
Ack. I deal in safety signs every day, and the fact that two of the pictograms would normally be a mangled and pinched hand, not an entire person, drives me nuts (though I understand the humor, and some of the real life signs are quite gruesome). The hyper-specificity of being someone involved in the field leaves me a little ambivalent on it. What I'm saying is that safety sign shirts are like Game of Thrones shirts.
On the main page, the zoomed-in graphic has a VERY important part of the image hidden behind the t-shirt. My interpretation: those who try to quit are squashed. Too evil for my tastes. Just before I closed the window, I noticed the little guy walking away. Double-take. "He made it!" *eyes mist*
awl85 wrote:The person probably quit because there was no cake.
The ratio of people to cake is too big. Last time I didn't receive a piece. I could set the building on fire.
tippypaws wrote:The ratio of people to cake is too big. Last time I didn't receive a piece. I could set the building on fire.
Okay, I, I, I'm going to set the building on fire. I tell him, if I don't get my stapler... I'm just going to have to take my stapler back because it is my stapler. It's my stapler, the Swingline. It's been mine for a very long time.
I'm amused at the fact that lots of people are wailing for a portal reference, when those who were wailing against it are the only reason this derby banned pop culture riffs!
ChronoSquall14 wrote:Ack. I deal in safety signs every day, and the fact that two of the pictograms would normally be a mangled and pinched hand, not an entire person, drives me nuts (though I understand the humor, and some of the real life signs are quite gruesome). The hyper-specificity of being someone involved in the field leaves me a little ambivalent on it.
Familiarity breeds contempt. You should buy this for work and sharpie it, "what everyone else thinks I do."
I saw one at work that was pretty morbid. It showed a guy next to an engine fan with a stump of an arm and his hand flying off.
MathUhhhSaurus wrote:I saw one at work that was pretty morbid. It showed a guy next to an engine fan with a stump of an arm and his hand flying off.
You would be surprised at how graphic some can be, and how ridiculously stupid they can get. I've definitely seen a few signs saying "caution razor wire", hanging right below razor wire, with a picture depicting a person bleeding profusely from a cut, "Nooooo, I thought razor wire was dull and tickles to the touch". What makes it even more amazing is that there are people walking on this planet that are dumb enough to believe what I just said. That's the sad part.
flemtone wrote:[Brandon] "Just turn left, then straight on thru the Chompers." [/Brandon]
Gwen DeMarco: What is this thing? There's no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway!
Had to order two, one to leave in the work truck for safety shutdown/meetings, and the other for this years MSHA/OSHA refresher training!
OSHA should start regulating safety symbols with regards to the safety of the stick figure man. Dude's got a TOUGH job, where are the safety regulators?
odium44 wrote:Gwen DeMarco: What is this thing? There's no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway!
Well played indeed. I have a friend who is a lip-reader - apparently she doesn't actually say 'Screw this!' when she finds out they need to get thru the chompers. The phrase is similar (as are the sentiments), but one will get you a PG rating while the other will not. I shall now have this film playing in my head all day. Not a bad way to spend a Friday...
In for one because I work with plastic injection molding presses, and we literally have all of these hazards at my work place. Augers feeding the material, big enough pinch points to stand inside (between the mold halves), and several hundred volt power sources all over the place. EDIT: Make that two, so I can wear one to work and ruin it. Assuming my first order gets properly canceled.
I hope the guy in the shirt got hazard pay.
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