WootBot


quality posts: 14 Private Messages WootBot

Staff

I Quit!

Speed to First Woot:
2m 2.994s
First Sucker:
ktknight
Last Wooter to Woot:
endlessness
Last Purchase:
13 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 43% of Shirt Woots
Top 24% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1317

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 19% one year old
  • 75% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

9%
5%
3%
2%
2%
4%
5%
8%
8%
7%
7%
4%
4%
4%
3%
3%
4%
3%
2%
3%
3%
3%
2%
2%
12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Percentage of Sales Per Day

3%
2%
1%
1%
86%
3%
2%
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun

Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting



Quality Posts


lete


quality posts: 23 Private Messages lete

What's up with the boot under the auger in the upper right quadrant?

oakenspirit


quality posts: 71 Private Messages oakenspirit

I wonder why the Smasher quit like that?

Must have been the model with a morality core...


CowboyDann


quality posts: 716 Private Messages CowboyDann

bluejester


quality posts: 557 Private Messages bluejester

Now there's a guy who knows to get when the getting is good.

lovemedusa


quality posts: 4 Private Messages lovemedusa

He probably quit and became a crash test dummy.

orabbit


quality posts: 29 Private Messages orabbit
lete wrote:What's up with the boot under the auger in the upper right quadrant?



That's a severed foot. Ouchie.

spidergirl42


quality posts: 1 Private Messages spidergirl42

lol I work for the Safety and Mission Assurance department, and I want this shirt!

It's begging for Portal references though...also maybe some fire/explosions :D

YES!

TheCrippledWerewolf


quality posts: 0 Private Messages TheCrippledWerewolf

My reaction to this shirt:

"what? is this an obscure videogame reference? I don't get it."

-fifteen seconds later

"oh! I get it. umm... yeah... meh..."

bookofjoshua


quality posts: 12 Private Messages bookofjoshua
TheCrippledWerewolf wrote:My reaction to this shirt:

"what? is this an obscure videogame reference? I don't get it."

-fifteen seconds later

"oh! I get it. umm... yeah... meh..."



haha, me too! My first thought was portal, then I got it. Though I think it's a great shirt, but my tastes require more subtle humor and this isn't the right fit for my four year old nephew...

awl85


quality posts: 7 Private Messages awl85
lovemedusa wrote:He probably quit and became a crash test dummy.



The person probably quit because there was no cake.

cslott


quality posts: 3 Private Messages cslott

Even the most resilient have their limit...

Reclaimer456


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Reclaimer456

Do people actually wear shirts like this?

wd6cmu


quality posts: 6 Private Messages wd6cmu

Perfect shirt to wear to work when we have a safety shutdown day.

mgradyc


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mgradyc

Don't wear this shirt: To your next job interview

kevlar51


quality posts: 43 Private Messages kevlar51

congrats mapinto!

sharond95


quality posts: 2 Private Messages sharond95
lete wrote:What's up with the boot under the auger in the upper right quadrant?



His leg got wrapped around the auger. I actually worked at a place where that happened to someone. tragic.

benjaminleebates


quality posts: 5 Private Messages benjaminleebates

Great Job, Mark!
AEM's getting some props! This will be a great shirt to wear to work.

trunkwontopen


quality posts: 6 Private Messages trunkwontopen

The guy quit during the most challenging level of Contra.

Here before the WootBot was.

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 210 Private Messages Spiritgreen

"Screw this sign, I'm going home."

Sweet result! Congratulations on the print, mapinto. ^__^

flemtone


quality posts: 6 Private Messages flemtone

[Brandon] "Just turn left, then straight on thru the Chompers." [/Brandon]

clcaruthers


quality posts: 32 Private Messages clcaruthers
Reclaimer456 wrote:Do people actually wear shirts like this?



Yes!!! People do wear shirts like this. For my line of work, people would get a kick out of this if I was allowed to wear casual clothes to work. 90% of the time, every random order I buy turns into a work out or a sleep shirt, but there are the few that make it into the after work shirt category. However, you can't but help wearing shirts like The Binge or that portal caution sign one proudly to get a good laugh or two every once in a while

ROLL TIDE ROLL!!!

ChronoSquall14


quality posts: 39 Private Messages ChronoSquall14

Ack. I deal in safety signs every day, and the fact that two of the pictograms would normally be a mangled and pinched hand, not an entire person, drives me nuts (though I understand the humor, and some of the real life signs are quite gruesome). The hyper-specificity of being someone involved in the field leaves me a little ambivalent on it.

What I'm saying is that safety sign shirts are like Game of Thrones shirts.

gozer2048


quality posts: 2 Private Messages gozer2048

On the main page, the zoomed-in graphic has a VERY important part of the image hidden behind the t-shirt. My interpretation: those who try to quit are squashed. Too evil for my tastes. Just before I closed the window, I noticed the little guy walking away. Double-take.

"He made it!" *eyes mist*

tippypaws


quality posts: 3 Private Messages tippypaws
awl85 wrote:The person probably quit because there was no cake.



The ratio of people to cake is too big. Last time I didn't receive a piece. I could set the building on fire.

clcaruthers


quality posts: 32 Private Messages clcaruthers
tippypaws wrote:The ratio of people to cake is too big. Last time I didn't receive a piece. I could set the building on fire.



Okay, I, I, I'm going to set the building on fire. I tell him, if I don't get my stapler... I'm just going to have to take my stapler back because it is my stapler. It's my stapler, the Swingline. It's been mine for a very long time.

ROLL TIDE ROLL!!!

sunaness


quality posts: 19 Private Messages sunaness

I'm amused at the fact that lots of people are wailing for a portal reference, when those who were wailing against it are the only reason this derby banned pop culture riffs!

KimNicole


quality posts: 3 Private Messages KimNicole
ChronoSquall14 wrote:Ack. I deal in safety signs every day, and the fact that two of the pictograms would normally be a mangled and pinched hand, not an entire person, drives me nuts (though I understand the humor, and some of the real life signs are quite gruesome). The hyper-specificity of being someone involved in the field leaves me a little ambivalent on it.



Familiarity breeds contempt.

You should buy this for work and sharpie it, "what everyone else thinks I do."

MathUhhhSaurus


quality posts: 58 Private Messages MathUhhhSaurus

I saw one at work that was pretty morbid. It showed a guy next to an engine fan with a stump of an arm and his hand flying off.

Examine Bindle of Carrots.
What Bindle of Carrots?

clcaruthers


quality posts: 32 Private Messages clcaruthers
MathUhhhSaurus wrote:I saw one at work that was pretty morbid. It showed a guy next to an engine fan with a stump of an arm and his hand flying off.



You would be surprised at how graphic some can be, and how ridiculously stupid they can get. I've definitely seen a few signs saying "caution razor wire", hanging right below razor wire, with a picture depicting a person bleeding profusely from a cut, "Nooooo, I thought razor wire was dull and tickles to the touch". What makes it even more amazing is that there are people walking on this planet that are dumb enough to believe what I just said. That's the sad part.

ROLL TIDE ROLL!!!

odium44


quality posts: 0 Private Messages odium44
flemtone wrote:[Brandon] "Just turn left, then straight on thru the Chompers." [/Brandon]



Gwen DeMarco: What is this thing? There's no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway!

woodzballer08


quality posts: 0 Private Messages woodzballer08

Had to order two, one to leave in the work truck for safety shutdown/meetings, and the other for this years MSHA/OSHA refresher training!

benjaminleebates


quality posts: 5 Private Messages benjaminleebates

OSHA should start regulating safety symbols with regards to the safety of the stick figure man. Dude's got a TOUGH job, where are the safety regulators?

flemtone


quality posts: 6 Private Messages flemtone
odium44 wrote:Gwen DeMarco: What is this thing? There's no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway!



Well played indeed.

I have a friend who is a lip-reader - apparently she doesn't actually say 'Screw this!' when she finds out they need to get thru the chompers. The phrase is similar (as are the sentiments), but one will get you a PG rating while the other will not.

I shall now have this film playing in my head all day. Not a bad way to spend a Friday...

MastaSquidge


quality posts: 0 Private Messages MastaSquidge

In for one because I work with plastic injection molding presses, and we literally have all of these hazards at my work place.

Augers feeding the material, big enough pinch points to stand inside (between the mold halves), and several hundred volt power sources all over the place.

EDIT: Make that two, so I can wear one to work and ruin it. Assuming my first order gets properly canceled.

caherrick


quality posts: 0 Private Messages caherrick

I hope the guy in the shirt got hazard pay.


TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

Speed to First Woot: 2m 2.994s
First Sucker: ktknight
Last Wooter to Woot: BionicPickle
Last Purchase: 3 minutes ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 0% of Shirt Woots
Bottom 0% of all Woots
Woots Sold: 1118

First day sales 1118