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Poll: If you had to be eaten alive, what would you want to eat you?
  • 23.9% - Sharks 216
  • 10.4% - Wolves 94
  • 17.4% - Lions 157
  • 6.1% - Anaconda 55
  • 1.4% - Vultures 13
  • 0.3% - Beetles 3
  • 4.1% - Flesh-eating Amoebas 37
  • 36.3% - Manatee 327
902 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?



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pirana6


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Whichever was the fastest I'd say...

chretist


quality posts: 3 Private Messages chretist

Zombies!

Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn

Sasquatch.

Or Nessie.

Or mutant squirrels.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

goneferal


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pirana6 wrote:Whichever was the fastest I'd say...


I know! The one that kills then eats, I say. I want to say manatee, but I'm afraid I'd never get over the betrayal.

What a nightmare inducing question...

curtisuxor


quality posts: 56 Private Messages curtisuxor

If I chose the snake, I'd survive. Because my anaconda don't want none unless you (in this case me) got buns, hon.

jnelson203


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I certainly wasn't thinking of a " G" rated answer.

apachemanthong


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What about bear(s). My choice would be a grizzly bear.

kutiel


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I'd pick shark, and hope I drown faster than he can chew.

andihansen


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manatee - they're vegetarians - feel I'd be pretty safe there

sweetaddietude

mdkopper


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Can it be human?

westz


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Wolves would be pretty cool. as long as i died, i wouldn't want to live all disfigured and all

j5


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jnelson203 wrote:I certainly wasn't thinking of a " G" rated answer.

sympatico

move along

clydaho


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It's a trick question, kids! Go with the vulture...they're scavengers and can't eat you alive. ;-)

goldenthorn


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jnelson203 wrote:I certainly wasn't thinking of a " G" rated answer.



ehehehehe... great minds, jnelson203... great minds!

llandar


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goldenthorn wrote:ehehehehe... great minds, jnelson203... great minds!



Oh sure, when THAT guy says it it's funny. When I repeatedly offer via IM it's "gross misconduct in the office."

goldenthorn


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llandar wrote:Oh sure, when THAT guy says it it's funny. When I repeatedly offer via IM it's "gross misconduct in the office."



j5


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This thread has taken a hilarious turn

move along

beltbucklebob


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Vultures are carrion feeders... In other words, vultures do not eat things alive.

dnguyen1319


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jnelson203 wrote:I certainly wasn't thinking of a " G" rated answer.



Likewise. But we're probably thinking different things in any case.

Monstergirl, vore... ahem. Why do my doujinshi make it look so erotic?

goldenthorn


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beltbucklebob wrote:Vultures are carrion feeders... In other words, vultures do not eat things alive.


ORLY?!! Oh oh oh, have you perchance any edumacations to impart on the eating habits of the ferocious sea beast that is THE MANATEE?

ambergreen


quality posts: 11 Private Messages ambergreen

I'll vote the Donner Party.

ste7enl


quality posts: 15 Private Messages ste7enl

At first I was like "oh, that's easy it's..." and then I realized how terrifying all of it actually is. Someone hold me.

kraigt


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I choose vultures because vultures only eat the dead, so I'd be dead already!

hippie1981


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I couldn't vote in this poll. All answers seemed too horrible to think about.

PemberDucky


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ste7enl wrote:At first I was like "oh, that's easy it's..." and then I realized how terrifying all of it actually is. Someone hold me.



i will hold you.
sorry about all the sweat.


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ochopika


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andihansen wrote:manatee - they're vegetarians - feel I'd be pretty safe there



But you HAVE to be eaten alive! The manatee would have to gum you TO DEATH!! (the teeth are in the way back of their mouth, so I imagine it would be mostly gums).

aphroat


quality posts: 4 Private Messages aphroat

Where's my "none of the above" option?

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba

I guess I'd have to go with anaconda because it would crush me to death first and then swallow me whole.

I'd rather not be torn to shreds, thanks.

"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

jelliebaby


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Your "none of the above option" was removed while you were being devoured ;)