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Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist?
Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed.
For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?
Whichever was the fastest I'd say...
Or mutant squirrels.
pirana6 wrote:Whichever was the fastest I'd say...
I know! The one that kills then eats, I say. I want to say manatee, but I'm afraid I'd never get over the betrayal.
What a nightmare inducing question...
If I chose the snake, I'd survive. Because my anaconda don't want none unless you (in this case me) got buns, hon.
I certainly wasn't thinking of a " G" rated answer.
What about bear(s). My choice would be a grizzly bear.
I'd pick shark, and hope I drown faster than he can chew.
manatee - they're vegetarians - feel I'd be pretty safe there
Can it be human?
Wolves would be pretty cool. as long as i died, i wouldn't want to live all disfigured and all
jnelson203 wrote:I certainly wasn't thinking of a " G" rated answer.
It's a trick question, kids! Go with the vulture...they're scavengers and can't eat you alive. ;-)
ehehehehe... great minds, jnelson203... great minds!
goldenthorn wrote:ehehehehe... great minds, jnelson203... great minds!
Oh sure, when THAT guy says it it's funny. When I repeatedly offer via IM it's "gross misconduct in the office."
llandar wrote:Oh sure, when THAT guy says it it's funny. When I repeatedly offer via IM it's "gross misconduct in the office."
This thread has taken a hilarious turn
Vultures are carrion feeders... In other words, vultures do not eat things alive.
Likewise. But we're probably thinking different things in any case.
Monstergirl, vore... ahem. Why do my doujinshi make it look so erotic?
beltbucklebob wrote:Vultures are carrion feeders... In other words, vultures do not eat things alive.
ORLY?!! Oh oh oh, have you perchance any edumacations to impart on the eating habits of the ferocious sea beast that is THE MANATEE?
I'll vote the Donner Party.
At first I was like "oh, that's easy it's..." and then I realized how terrifying all of it actually is. Someone hold me.
I choose vultures because vultures only eat the dead, so I'd be dead already!
I couldn't vote in this poll. All answers seemed too horrible to think about.
ste7enl wrote:At first I was like "oh, that's easy it's..." and then I realized how terrifying all of it actually is. Someone hold me.
i will hold you.
sorry about all the sweat.
andihansen wrote:manatee - they're vegetarians - feel I'd be pretty safe there
But you HAVE to be eaten alive! The manatee would have to gum you TO DEATH!! (the teeth are in the way back of their mouth, so I imagine it would be mostly gums).
Where's my "none of the above" option?
I guess I'd have to go with anaconda because it would crush me to death first and then swallow me whole.
I'd rather not be torn to shreds, thanks.
Your "none of the above option" was removed while you were being devoured ;)
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