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Pick Your Politic

Speed to First Woot:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Last Purchase:
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Top 27% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1211

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Quantity Breakdown

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Reclaimer456


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Reclaimer456

No 3rd party option?

yawnmama


quality posts: 1 Private Messages yawnmama

A third option would be nice.

bluejester


quality posts: 557 Private Messages bluejester

If you're looking for a third party option, I suggest you go shirtless and say you are wearing your "Unaffiliated" woot shirt.

SeraphSix


quality posts: 0 Private Messages SeraphSix

Where's my Libertarian shirt? Left out like my candidate gets left out in the media :'(

neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 171 Private Messages neuropsychosocial

Our elections would be much more pleasant if all the candidates were this adorable. Nice to see Ramy draw some elephants and donkeys as cute as his penguins and bunnies!

Will these go in the Reckoning as one shirt?!?

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)

badlass


quality posts: 7 Private Messages badlass

What about a half red, half blue shirt for the undecided?

Guybrush01


quality posts: 5 Private Messages Guybrush01
SeraphSix wrote:Where's my Libertarian shirt? Left out like my candidate gets left out in the media :'(



Wouldn't a libertarian print his or her's own shirt without the help of some politically aligned third party?

astroliner


quality posts: 1 Private Messages astroliner

Aw man. I'm not usually one to put my political views out there for all to see... but this is just so darn cute! *conflicted*

monkeymolotovs


quality posts: 0 Private Messages monkeymolotovs

I wish there was a cat holding a black flag in its mouth as an option. I'm not one to choose from two poisons.

eholling


quality posts: 10 Private Messages eholling
Reclaimer456 wrote:No 3rd party option?



There's always this one:

http://shirt.woot.com/offers/independenceindependents

Bouts of Consternation:
8/17/11; 9/14/11; 10/12/11; 11/09/11, 12/06/11; 4/26/12

And right now.

ChrisAndBrandi


quality posts: 3 Private Messages ChrisAndBrandi

I wish we could see how many of each color are sold.

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 545 Private Messages ThunderThighs

Staff

We covered the third party in the write-up:

And sorry, third parties. We're only doing the two big ones. So no Green Party Alligators or Libertarian Shrugging Atlases this time around.



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kateria


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kateria

I'm wondering how many people have to ask "which is which"

SeraphSix


quality posts: 0 Private Messages SeraphSix
Guybrush01 wrote:Wouldn't a libertarian print his or her's own shirt without the help of some politically aligned third party?



Last time I checked, the Libertarian Party in the US was a politically aligned third party...

lostdisk


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lostdisk

When I first saw the shirt, I was really hoping it would be a front and a back!

But I guess Woot is doing their own political poll!

travisl


quality posts: 4 Private Messages travisl

Exit polls predict some grumpy recipients the next time Woot offers random shirts.

sunaness


quality posts: 19 Private Messages sunaness

That is one adorable elephant, almost cute enough to make me consider switching parties!

Reclaimer456


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Reclaimer456
ThunderThighs wrote:We covered the third party in the write-up:

And sorry, third parties. We're only doing the two big ones. So no Green Party Alligators or Libertarian Shrugging Atlases this time around.


You could have done a Ferret with a flag to represent all the 3rd parties and independents. Like 3rd parties, Ferrets are cool, but nobody really takes them seriously.

ambergreen


quality posts: 11 Private Messages ambergreen
SeraphSix wrote:Where's my Libertarian shirt? Left out like my candidate gets left out in the media :'(



We should just go to Gary Johnson's site and buy his shirt there.

bkarlan


quality posts: 46 Private Messages bkarlan

Ironic that these shirts are NOT made in the US.

Maybe Congress should make a big deal over these like they did about the Olympic uniforms.

Lets go see if the other voting shirts are printed on AA blanks

"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse..." - John Stuart Mill

cyberpenguin


quality posts: 11 Private Messages cyberpenguin

Someone isn't going to be happy they were left out.

And sorry, third parties. We're only doing the two big ones.

Isn't he kinda THE big one?

blanked


quality posts: 10 Private Messages blanked

Side sale has a bull moose party shirt, apparently.

And eww to wearing this topic.

bkarlan


quality posts: 46 Private Messages bkarlan
ThunderThighs wrote:We covered the third party in the write-up:

And sorry, third parties. We're only doing the two big ones. So no Green Party Alligators or Libertarian Shrugging Atlases this time around.



What about the Peace and Freedom party. Oh wait, there is no way you could get Roseannes monstrous head on a bilboard let alone a shirt

"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse..." - John Stuart Mill

kaveman909


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kaveman909

Somehow I can't imagine many republicans purchasing Woot tees... but I could be wrong

penguincharmer


quality posts: 1 Private Messages penguincharmer

So many people covered exactly what I was thinking.

Enough of this 2 party flawed system.

I may be Libertarian, but really I am just fed up with Republican and Democrat being the only feasible choices. I also think money should be out of politics

mjc613


quality posts: 47 Private Messages mjc613
badlass wrote:What about a half red, half blue shirt for the undecided?


Agreed. Or one animal on the front and one on the back.

safyrejet


quality posts: 121 Private Messages safyrejet

If I were to get up the gumption to wear my political leanings on a shirt, it would have to be this elephant, not only is he adorable, he's also affordable. When I look at the prices on t-shirts from "official" political campaigns. Oy *shudder* I'll be one of the first people to vote, but I'm not gonna pay $30 for a t-shirt.

It would be interesting to see the US map with the number split into the red and blue shirts sold in each state.

kaveman909 wrote:Somehow I can't imagine many republicans purchasing Woot tees... but I could be wrong



Just curious...why?

Guybrush01


quality posts: 5 Private Messages Guybrush01
SeraphSix wrote:Last time I checked, the Libertarian Party in the US was a politically aligned third party...



Third party, as everyone knows, would be a party outside of either of the two major parties.

In this case, Woot would be a third party. They don't have a political agenda, which means that my comment is valid. Since you were looking for something to pick on, how about I post this instead?

"Shouldn't a libertarian refuse to rely upon a company that is not affiliated with either major party, which chose to invoke their right to not include any other political choices besides the two major parties, and instead celebrate their free-market ability to produce an alternative shirt!"

TheXBritish


quality posts: 1 Private Messages TheXBritish

It's great that people have different politic beliefs, but the U.S. is a two-party system. If you're a third party, you just have to line up with whichever candidate you agree with the most. Or not vote. But you should always vote. ALWAYS.

rhycochet


quality posts: 16 Private Messages rhycochet

...think i've found the perfect casual friday shirt for october.

cyberpenguin


quality posts: 11 Private Messages cyberpenguin
penguincharmer wrote:I also think money should be out of politics


Those two are so happily married to each other they will never get a divorce. They live blissfully in their own world.

aoviss


quality posts: 23 Private Messages aoviss
kaveman909 wrote:Somehow I can't imagine many republicans purchasing Woot tees... but I could be wrong



I think I have more woot shirts than anyone. Seriously.

Pure GOP since the radicals took over the democratic party.

Flame on?

VeejayXL


quality posts: 1 Private Messages VeejayXL

I was hoping the shirt had both mascots on it. Sucks for me.

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba

Wow, you guys actually found a way to make politics even more horrible.

The mods are going to have fun today by gum!

Shmuel510


quality posts: 9 Private Messages Shmuel510
eholling wrote:There's always this one:

http://shirt.woot.com/offers/independenceindependents



Yeah, I don't feel like proclaiming my allegiance to the Bull Moose Party either.

bkarlan


quality posts: 46 Private Messages bkarlan
aoviss wrote:I think I have more woot shirts than anyone. Seriously.

Pure GOP since the radicals took over the democratic party.

Flame on?



You are my new woot friend

"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse..." - John Stuart Mill

cleverconveyence


quality posts: 1 Private Messages cleverconveyence
aoviss wrote:I think I have more woot shirts than anyone. Seriously.

Pure GOP since the radicals took over the democratic party.

Flame on?



I am almost positive that this user got this backwards or is a recently recovered coma patient.

kaveman909 wrote:Somehow I can't imagine many republicans purchasing Woot tees... but I could be wrong



Well, considering the penchant of many wooters to keep buying the same unchanging carp over and over, I'm not sure it's unimaginable.

Number of shirt.woots in 08: 23 (not counting randoms and shirts bought for friends)
number of shirt.woots in 09: 2 (same criteria)

billyverde


quality posts: 3 Private Messages billyverde

Such shameless pandering to those unholy interlopers.

Dwass


quality posts: 7 Private Messages Dwass
aoviss wrote:I think I have more woot shirts than anyone. Seriously.

Pure GOP since the radicals took over the democratic party.

Flame on?



Ditto

And too many Woot shirts to count!!! I just can't have enough!

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