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Tricorn of the Sacred Realm

Speed to First Woot:
2m 6.443s
First Sucker:
dunkcap
Last Wooter to Woot:
shirtie22
Last Purchase:
2 months ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 34% of Shirt Woots
Top 29% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
511

Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
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  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 20% one year old
  • 67% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
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  • 1% bought 3

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Quality Posts


bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba

"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

Wouldn't this look better on a hat? Oh, how is that for upping the pun factor! ;)

neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 171 Private Messages neuropsychosocial

CANDY CORN IS INDEED SACRED. ALL RESPECT THE SACRED TRICORN.

Hallowoot! Candy corn! My favorite time of the year!

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)

cappo


quality posts: 36 Private Messages cappo

How dare you, Woot!, encouraging wackos to use candy corn to reshape the world to their desires!

You've crossed the line!


jrs1980


quality posts: 31 Private Messages jrs1980

This is a horrible shirt and I'm never coming back.




Oh, wait. Wrong tee. This one is punny!

Pardon me, would you have any bags of crap?

gooseygoose


quality posts: 9 Private Messages gooseygoose

Woot, don't you get it? You need shirts people can raise a fuss about like yesterday's shirt. They are much happier that way

cappo


quality posts: 36 Private Messages cappo



The Triforce (トライフォース Toraifōsu?) is a sacred relic that reappears throughout the Legend of Zelda series. These golden sacred triangles were left behind by the three Golden Goddesses — Din, the Goddess of Power; Nayru, the Goddess of Wisdom; and Farore, the Goddess of Courage — after the creation of the land of Hyrule. It was formed at the point where they ascended to the heavens, in a different dimension connected to Hyrule called the Sacred Realm, which would later be referred to as the "Golden Land." The Triforce consists of three separate sacred golden triangles: the Triforce of Power (top), the Triforce of Wisdom (left), and the Triforce of Courage (right).

The Triforce has the power to grant the wish of whomever touches it, and molds the Sacred Realm to reflect that person's heart. The Triforce does not discriminate between "good" or "evil". However, if a person without an equal balance of power, wisdom, and courage makes a wish, the Triforce will split into its three separate parts: the piece that best personifies the wish-maker will be the only piece to remain in hand, whilst the other two will take residence in whosoever most personifies them. Reassembly is then required for such a person's wish to be granted, but does not exclude another from making the attempt.


ferdricko


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ferdricko

Sure, start throwing up halloween-themed shirts and I can resist for awhile. But then you go and mix it with LoZ? Should I just pull out my wallet now?

cappo


quality posts: 36 Private Messages cappo

Unfortunately, I despise candy corn. I would have been tempted to buy this shirt, otherwise.


khufu413


quality posts: 12 Private Messages khufu413

I choked on a candy corn as a child! This is not cool woot! I need to call my congressman and have this banned!
Can I please have a pony, too?

Robtangle


quality posts: 20 Private Messages Robtangle

If the candy corn is the Triforce, does that make Ganon a dentist?

KillerRamen


quality posts: 2 Private Messages KillerRamen

I just bought some candy corn from the grocery store today. It's still delicious.

tesinth


quality posts: 2 Private Messages tesinth

Newwooters can't tricorn

rhycochet


quality posts: 16 Private Messages rhycochet

i bear the yummy tricorn of courage on my guantlet...and in my tummy :3

edit: i also noticed that from afar, it actually looks like an 8-bit version of the triforce with a golden sheen. maybe it's the font.

safyrejet


quality posts: 123 Private Messages safyrejet

Well now I'm gonna be searching my bags of candy corn to find 3 that are that perfectly equilateral so I can make my own real candy corn triforce. Even 1 would be something, they always seem to be rather on the acute side.

comma


quality posts: 12 Private Messages comma
tesinth wrote:Newwooters can't tricorn


I was wondering if anyone was going mention the 4chan link.

fishbiscuit5


quality posts: 39 Private Messages fishbiscuit5

Hey! Listen! It's dangerous to go alone on Halloween. Take this shirt!

Thanks for choosing my design for Hallowoot, woot. I'm honored to be included!










comma


quality posts: 12 Private Messages comma

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AbdiViklas


quality posts: 0 Private Messages AbdiViklas

Here's something to fuss about: "tricorn" is already a word.

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 225 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Oh Triforce, you're so edible. Triforce pizza slices, nachos, brownies, lattes, cakes, hash browns, grilled cheese, cookies!... Deep down we all just wanna eat you.

iam730


quality posts: 0 Private Messages iam730
khufu413 wrote:I choked on a candy corn as a child! This is not cool woot! I need to call my congressman and have this banned!
Can I please have a pony, too?



After yesterday's rants, this made me LOL.

And I would also like a pony, with a candy corn horn.

orabbit


quality posts: 31 Private Messages orabbit

That write up made me pause - who did invent candy corn, and why? It doesn't make a lick of sense now that I think about it. It isn't even very kernel shaped. More like a candy pylon. Has anyone seen a How It's Made on the subject?

edit:
I found this video, which is way more informative than I expected it to be.

mtsp


quality posts: 1 Private Messages mtsp
safyrejet wrote:Well now I'm gonna be searching my bags of candy corn to find 3 that are that perfectly equilateral so I can make my own real candy corn triforce. Even 1 would be something, they always seem to be rather on the acute side.



A cute shirt, even though equilateral!

cyberneurotik


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cyberneurotik
khufu413 wrote:I choked on a candy corn as a child! This is not cool woot! I need to call my congressman and have this banned!
Can I please have a pony, too?



Count me in with those that think this shirt is tasteless =/ Shame on you Woot for not having better judgement.

Honestly, candy corn is pretty tasteless.

vesayth


quality posts: 1 Private Messages vesayth

This shirt might have been good if it didn't have TRICORN plastered all over it. People who know Zelda will always get a triforce reference. You don't have to explain your joke on the shirt.

GrammarYahtzee


quality posts: 8 Private Messages GrammarYahtzee
cappo wrote:The Triforce (トライフォース Toraifōsu?) is a sacred relic . . .



I always thought the triple triangles were the symbol of the Evil Council.

inkycatz


quality posts: 105 Private Messages inkycatz
iam730 wrote:After yesterday's rants, this made me LOL.

And I would also like a pony, with a candy corn horn.




'sup.

I'm just hanging out, really.

arucard


quality posts: 0 Private Messages arucard
iam730 wrote:After yesterday's rants, this made me LOL.

And I would also like a pony, with a candy corn horn.



inkycatz wrote:

'sup.



I believe that is a Uni-corn.

inkycatz


quality posts: 105 Private Messages inkycatz
arucard wrote:I believe that is a Uni-corn.


You just said that to be corn-y, didn't you.

I'm just hanging out, really.

DrunkCat


quality posts: 6 Private Messages DrunkCat

I am thoroughly offended! How dare you give sickos ideas of how to wield the omnipotent powers of our three goddesses so brazenly?

I can not idly stand by while Woot peddles this filth; have the persons behind this website not read the infinite articles on Triforce abuse? Ganon is a real person! Snopes even has an article about how lakes froze over and mountains became redder all due to a single piece of that Triforce. This single event verifies everyone's fear that the Triforce is a dangerous object and should not be given any publicity (aside from saying it shouldn't be given any publicity of course).

I am never allowing you to force me to buy another shirt again from your site because of this gross negligence, therefore I am proclaiming I will never buy another shirt from your site again. Game over Woot.

Relax.

iam730


quality posts: 0 Private Messages iam730
inkycatz wrote:

'sup.



Off My Gangplank! I totally want that!!!

inkycatz


quality posts: 105 Private Messages inkycatz
iam730 wrote:Off My Gangplank! I totally want that!!!



I've considered making a woot pony whenever I see other people make masterful stuff like this, but that's entirely off topic.

I also don't like candy corn, but can appreciate a good Zelda joke, so.

I'm just hanging out, really.

jjkehoe


quality posts: 1 Private Messages jjkehoe

Oh sure, today everyone gets a pony. I see how it works. Back in my day we had to work for our ponies!

evilpaul2012


quality posts: 1 Private Messages evilpaul2012
vesayth wrote:This shirt might have been good if it didn't have TRICORN plastered all over it. People who know Zelda will always get a triforce reference. You don't have to explain your joke on the shirt.



I have to agree.

inkycatz


quality posts: 105 Private Messages inkycatz
jjkehoe wrote:Oh sure, today everyone gets a pony. I see how it works. Back in my day we had to work for our ponies!





And you get a pony, and you get a pony, and you get a pony.

(You over there, you do not get a pony.)

I'm just hanging out, really.

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba
inkycatz wrote:

And you get a pony, and you get a pony, and you get a pony.

(You over there, you do not get a pony.)



I DIDN'T WANT A PONY ANYWAY!!

"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

inkycatz


quality posts: 105 Private Messages inkycatz
bluetuba wrote:I DIDN'T WANT A PONY ANYWAY!!



THEN EVERYONE IS HAPPY. (For a minute and a half.)

I'm just hanging out, really.

baybei


quality posts: 49 Private Messages baybei

[quote postid="5194115" user="inkycatz"]I've considered making a woot pony whenever I see other people make masterful stuff like this, but that's entirely off topic.

[quote]

Ohhhh...can I make a woot! pony? Can I? Can I?

I will seriously go out and get a pony and start working on that tonight if I can...please, can I? LOL

inkycatz


quality posts: 105 Private Messages inkycatz
baybei wrote:[quote postid="5194115" user="inkycatz"]I've considered making a woot pony whenever I see other people make masterful stuff like this, but that's entirely off topic.

quote]

Ohhhh...can I make a woot! pony? Can I? Can I?

I will seriously go out and get a pony and start working on that tonight if I can...please, can I? LOL


As long as you're not trying to sell it afterwards I think it's fine.

Do it! Post pics!

I'm just hanging out, really.