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Staff

Seems Fishy...

Speed to First Woot:
0m 15.889s
First Sucker:
pikezh638
Last Wooter to Woot:
jaket621
Last Purchase:
3 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 37% of Shirt Woots
Top 24% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1510

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 18% one year old
  • 71% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Quality Posts


rhycochet


quality posts: 16 Private Messages rhycochet

so this is what an adorable open heart surgery would look like.

Thirdbase9


quality posts: 100 Private Messages Thirdbase9

I would buy this, but no one believes I'm human to begin with.

I don't know.

baymare


quality posts: 0 Private Messages baymare

This looks like the penguin pilot from the Russian cartoon "Smeshariki".

easystride


quality posts: 0 Private Messages easystride

I had to buy this shirt. Too cute, and I love gray shirts.

tinsoldiergt


quality posts: 3 Private Messages tinsoldiergt

I've been eyeing this one all week! It'll compliment my Killer Penguin quite nicely!

dizzyrizz


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dizzyrizz

who said penguins can't fly...

lonelypond


quality posts: 462 Private Messages lonelypond

almost a believable scenario...


Merry Christmas shirtwoot!

indigodreams


quality posts: 0 Private Messages indigodreams

They missed something. It should've been "he's a gnat who's piloting a wasp piloting a worm piloting a MOUSE piloting a pigeon piloting a penguin piloting a human". Just because the poor mouse forgot he's a mouse and thinks he's a pigeon doesn't mean he should be forgotten!

tcgriffin


quality posts: 1 Private Messages tcgriffin

The shirt is so adorable...seems that retro Woot has arrived. The cute factor has been missing for quite sometime...now revived!!!

cappo


quality posts: 36 Private Messages cappo

He was successful in his infiltration, too... until he tried to do a barrel roll.


villainousfox


quality posts: 2 Private Messages villainousfox

There's something about Woot! and a penguin shirt that gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside.

bradlerdad


quality posts: 5 Private Messages bradlerdad

Someones feet are not so happy

stitchgeek


quality posts: 1 Private Messages stitchgeek

Do we all know that at one time Pigeons were used in an experiment to guide missiles??? LOL too funny, a penguin may have been succesful.

wkmtca


quality posts: 0 Private Messages wkmtca

have to buy.. my son needs all things penquin.. how do you get a coupon that checkout always asks about?? i have bought LOTS of shirts and have never been offered a coupon..

sonja711


quality posts: 3 Private Messages sonja711
wkmtca wrote:have to buy.. my son needs all things penquin.. how do you get a coupon that checkout always asks about?? i have bought LOTS of shirts and have never been offered a coupon..



I got one for voting on t-shirt designs.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Krang was a penguin? Cowabunga...

tinsoldiergt


quality posts: 3 Private Messages tinsoldiergt
wkmtca wrote:have to buy.. my son needs all things penquin.. how do you get a coupon that checkout always asks about?? i have bought LOTS of shirts and have never been offered a coupon..



Random shirt day, ALWAYS BUY THREE!

spiderbeavis


quality posts: 3 Private Messages spiderbeavis

Should have made this shirt a cherry color...then you could call it the HMS Red Herring...






granilithe


quality posts: 9 Private Messages granilithe

Do you all not realize that I am broke....I am pinching pennies here...I don't have $12 for yet another shirt.

Dammit I don't need to eat today.

*Buys one*

*shakes fists* DAMN YOU PENGUINS!

sneefy


quality posts: 3 Private Messages sneefy

Sorry, but this does not qualify as a costume.

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 225 Private Messages Spiritgreen

I wonder what his mission is... infiltrate Yo Sushi?

Perfect colors, great design Rad'.

blzben


quality posts: 4 Private Messages blzben

Oh great,you too can spend all Halloween having people ask, "What are you, a penguin's plane?" for just $12.

Radscoolian


quality posts: 15 Private Messages Radscoolian

Thank you, Woot staff! I hereby declare that every design henceforth shall be penguin related.

Amazing write-up, by the way. It made me laugh.

villainousfox


quality posts: 2 Private Messages villainousfox

I'm sad no one got my pun. But now I shall explain it and therefore ruin it:

"There's something about a Woot! shirt and a penguin that gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside"

This was at first glance supposed to appear like some nostalgia for the early days of Woot! and the number of penguin shirts prevalent at the time, and the eventual banning of all penguin related flying activities.

The second meaning was "warm fuzzy feeling inside" which implied that I had a penguin inside my body just like in the shirt.

Yes, it's ruined now, but at least you understand.

fishbiscuit5


quality posts: 39 Private Messages fishbiscuit5

Awesome design, Rad! Congrats on the EC.










Moueska


quality posts: 54 Private Messages Moueska
villainousfox wrote:I'm sad no one got my pun. But now I shall explain it and therefore ruin it:

"There's something about a Woot! shirt and a penguin that gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside"

This was at first glance supposed to appear like some nostalgia for the early days of Woot! and the number of penguin shirts prevalent at the time, and the eventual banning of all penguin related flying activities.

The second meaning was "warm fuzzy feeling inside" which implied that I had a penguin inside my body just like in the shirt.

Yes, it's ruined now, but at least you understand.



All great puns require patience, in order to find the most zen reader.

Patience, it seems, you lack.

Be the leaf. The wind will come to you.

morpheus282


quality posts: 6 Private Messages morpheus282

I have more t-shirts than I can possibly wear in a month, but I may have to buy this one. It'll make me feel like a sort of antarctic avian Teselecta...

TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

Speed to First Woot: 0m 15.117s
First Sucker: pikezh638
Last Wooter to Woot: odinson27
Last Purchase: a minute ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 0% of Shirt Woots
Bottom 0% of all Woots
Woots Sold: 1080

First day sales 1080

noesporin


quality posts: 0 Private Messages noesporin

First woot shirt I bought in ages! Great design!