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Bottled Spirits

Speed to First Woot:
1m 36.440s
First Sucker:
Parkertron
Last Wooter to Woot:
trigbees
Last Purchase:
3 months ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 33% of Shirt Woots
Top 31% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
800

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 66% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Quality Posts


Parkertron


quality posts: 6 Private Messages Parkertron

Would have been even better with a Scotch and a braveheart-esque spirit

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba
Parkertron wrote:Would have been even better with a Scotch and a braveheart-esque spirit



Scotch would fall under the whiskey already pictured. :P

Also, what no goth spirit from a bottle of absinthe?

*rabble*

aerc712


quality posts: 4 Private Messages aerc712

Nothing says wholesome fun better than booze and stereotypes!

Kidding aside, really like the design. Nice job.

lonelypond


quality posts: 410 Private Messages lonelypond

World touring the tanked way...I like that they're toasting (or perhaps sloshing to mix their poisons.)

kevlar51


quality posts: 44 Private Messages kevlar51
bluetuba wrote:Scotch would fall under the whiskey already pictured. :P

Also, what no goth spirit from a bottle of absinthe?

*rabble*


And probably should have been spelled "whiskey," given the character.
Scotch is spelled "whisky"

I enjoy me some scotch. Possibly too much. Gin too. And tequila.

yawnmama


quality posts: 1 Private Messages yawnmama

I'll drink to that.

yawnmama


quality posts: 1 Private Messages yawnmama

That, too.

yawnmama


quality posts: 1 Private Messages yawnmama

Or 3, Wakko Talks Faboo!

neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 171 Private Messages neuropsychosocial

Oh boy... I'm predicting another high comment:sale ratio.

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba
neuropsychosocial wrote:Oh boy... I'm predicting another high comment:sale ratio.



HOLY Potty Emergency! YOU ARE RIGHT!

- No pop culture reference

- Kinda weird

- Adult theme

*slams the alarm button*

skispeakeasy


quality posts: 28 Private Messages skispeakeasy

Funny... My gin spirit has a top hat and a sinister laugh.


Done and done! ;)

considerately


quality posts: 1 Private Messages considerately

What's going on with the shirts lately? Did I miss something (like why there hasn't been a great shirt in a long time)?

chrixie


quality posts: 4 Private Messages chrixie

At least they seem friendly... pass the bottle!

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 547 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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considerately wrote:What's going on with the shirts lately? Did I miss something (like why there hasn't been a great shirt in a long time)?

I believe we'll call that a subjective opinion.



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secretlyrobots


quality posts: 1 Private Messages secretlyrobots

Hey, it's up!
Thanks to the Woot! team for another spot-on writeup, and to everyone who's loving it and buying it so far.

To Kevlar51, who corrected the whisky/whiskey error: I goofed. I have no excuse, either. I spent the last year working at an ad agency on several whisky and whiskey accounts, and was chided for this same typo many, many times. Let's pretend the misspelling is from the backwoods hick that labeled that particular bottle of XXX moonshine, and not me.

Gbplyr


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Gbplyr
aerc712 wrote:Nothing says wholesome fun better than booze and stereotypes!

Kidding aside, really like the design. Nice job.



Except the only stereotypes in the picture are geographical or cultural. Not one of those is for sure racial. Maybe the tequila one, but you don't have to be Hispanic to be Mexican.

cslott


quality posts: 3 Private Messages cslott

"No officer, he's not drunk, he's possessed!"

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 210 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Ah! You know it's a great shirt when you immediately have to click it to check out all the details. Such a cool idea and style. If I was a drinker I'd buy 3. :^)

scubastove


quality posts: 0 Private Messages scubastove

I'm curious as to how many kid's sizes this one will sell.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

I love the black and white on grey. But why couldn't the ghosts be transparent like the bottles?

dadsay1954


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dadsay1954

To heck with the shirt, I want more from the story teller. A book perhaps? Maybe a "short" in Readers Digest.

kevlar51


quality posts: 44 Private Messages kevlar51
secretlyrobots wrote:Hey, it's up!
Thanks to the Woot! team for another spot-on writeup, and to everyone who's loving it and buying it so far.

To Kevlar51, who corrected the whisky/whiskey error: I goofed. I have no excuse, either. I spent the last year working at an ad agency on several whisky and whiskey accounts, and was chided for this same typo many, many times. Let's pretend the misspelling is from the backwoods hick that labeled that particular bottle of XXX moonshine, and not me.



Having grown up in just such an area, I think it's a valid explanation

j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5

Now that's MY kind of spirtuality.

move along

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba

I did not even know there was a difference between whiskey and whisky!

inkycatz


quality posts: 105 Private Messages inkycatz
bluetuba wrote:I did not even know there was a difference between whiskey and whisky!



We're surprisingly educational!

I'm just hanging out, really.

aerc712


quality posts: 4 Private Messages aerc712
Gbplyr wrote:Except the only stereotypes in the picture are geographical or cultural. Not one of those is for sure racial. Maybe the tequila one, but you don't have to be Hispanic to be Mexican.



Um...i didn't specify and was joking around, hence saying "kidding aside."

The remark was a silly, half asleep attempt to joke about the shenanigans going on.

bargainbourne


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bargainbourne
bluetuba wrote:I did not even know there was a difference between whiskey and whisky!



There's a difference??

According to freedictionary.com and macmillandictionary.com, 'whiskey' is just the American spelling of 'whisky', both of which refer to 'an alcoholic liquor'.

Reclaimer456


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Reclaimer456
Gbplyr wrote:Except the only stereotypes in the picture are geographical or cultural. Not one of those is for sure racial. Maybe the tequila one, but you don't have to be Hispanic to be Mexican.


And geographical and cultural stereotypes are somehow less offensive than racial ones?

bytheshore


quality posts: 1 Private Messages bytheshore
Gbplyr wrote:Except the only stereotypes in the picture are geographical or cultural. Not one of those is for sure racial. Maybe the tequila one, but you don't have to be Hispanic to be Mexican.



Hmmm maybe use PeeWee Herman's likeness instead? LOL!

Tequila Dance (short version)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BodXwAYeTfM

Tequila Dance (the whole scene leading up to the dance - recommended)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVKsd8z6scw

viciousspike


quality posts: 2 Private Messages viciousspike

What, no sake ninja?

bluejester


quality posts: 557 Private Messages bluejester

Hooray! I have internet again, and can check my favorite site once more. Pretty spiffy (and spooky design) might have to get it for this year's Halloween woot shirt.

mushupork


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mushupork

Are the Rum Pirate and the Vodka Russian (?) holding hands? I can't make out what is going on there.

aerc712


quality posts: 4 Private Messages aerc712
mushupork wrote:Are the Rum Pirate and the Vodka Russian (?) holding hands? I can't make out what is going on there.



Looks like a toast. Booze brings people together!

mushupork


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mushupork
aerc712 wrote:Looks like a toast. Booze brings people together!



You're right - Gin and Tequila and are doing the same

natw311


quality posts: 1 Private Messages natw311

This will surely sell a lot of kids sizes

sneefy


quality posts: 3 Private Messages sneefy

As there is no ninja ghost coming out of a sake bottle, this sucks.

sneefy


quality posts: 3 Private Messages sneefy
Reclaimer456 wrote:And geographical and cultural stereotypes are somehow less offensive than racial ones?



Wow. Someone is trying REALLY HARD to be offended.

secretlyrobots


quality posts: 1 Private Messages secretlyrobots
sneefy wrote:As there is no ninja ghost coming out of a sake bottle, this sucks.



It's true. Sake Samurai, Scotch Scotsman and 4loko Teenager were all killed for the sake of design. Or double killed, i guess, since they're ghosts.

deborah11565


quality posts: 0 Private Messages deborah11565

I am pretty sure it will be okay if the kids shirt sales are down a bit this week..... In fact if you want to buy your kid one, feel free ! I would much rather see a kid in a shirt with correct spelling than the ones I see with cat talk that has every word butchered..... JMO !