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Race for a snack

Speed to First Woot:
1m 57.449s
First Sucker:
pepitojones
Last Wooter to Woot:
poopysmasher
Last Purchase:
19 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 33% of Shirt Woots
Top 30% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
495

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 15% one year old
  • 78% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Quality Posts


psywiped


quality posts: 2 Private Messages psywiped

I really wish this was a tech shirt so I could wear it in a race.

lonelypond


quality posts: 414 Private Messages lonelypond

Looks like a victory to me. And will this be the first shirt.woot! design to appear on a bathrobe?

outintospace


quality posts: 4 Private Messages outintospace

The only running I do is my air conditioner.

ApeLad


quality posts: 37 Private Messages ApeLad

I recommend ruffled potato chips for their aerodynamic benefits.

seattlekleins


quality posts: 8 Private Messages seattlekleins

Heh, this is wise training. Gotta get everything in during those ads, unless you bought the TiVo the last time Woot had it on sale.

Tragically, the story of the water main breaking in Salt Lake City during the Super Bowl is apocryphal. A water main did break, but this was common in SLC at that time, and the break was unrelated to simultaneous flushing during ads.

Pity, really - it makes for such a good story!

bluejester


quality posts: 558 Private Messages bluejester

I'm not sure whether to laugh, or feel slightly saddened at how true to life this is.

I'm getting worn out just looking at the shirt and thinking about it. Is that a bad sign?

milesd37


quality posts: 0 Private Messages milesd37

I feel as if I'm ahead of the game being a teamster already!

TweeWoot


quality posts: 5 Private Messages TweeWoot

The guy is an amateur. The true pros don't tie their bathrobes!

mkdr


quality posts: 35 Private Messages mkdr
psywiped wrote:I really wish this was a tech shirt so I could wear it in a race.



I was thinking the same thing!! oh please make it happen there are actually quite a few shirts that I would expect to sell well in a tech shirt, maybe a side sale in the future?

forever fighting the urge to buy something just because it is cheap and cool...wait, it's cheap and cool, let me click that big yellow button!

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Andy Capp's illegitimate son revealed!

jcflman


quality posts: 17 Private Messages jcflman

Wasting chips. Bags are half air as it is.

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 214 Private Messages Spiritgreen

aka The Slightly Hungry Games.

Less exciting, but nobody gets killed (unless they trip over a pile of dirty laundry and break their neck, stay safe, kids!).

Sweet design, Apelad. :^)

RayKremer


quality posts: 5 Private Messages RayKremer

This would have been much more applicable before DVRs became a common thing. I never worry about making it back to the couch before the end of commercials now.

bradlerdad


quality posts: 5 Private Messages bradlerdad

I hate to brag but my split times are beyond impressive.

fgarriel


quality posts: 21 Private Messages fgarriel

I bought this just so I could wear it to the gym. I'm a fat*** who decided the best path to getting into shape was via a personal trainer. I've been wearing all of my woot shirts, but I've cycled through them a couple times now.

This one will be nearly as epic as "Shhhhhhh!" that I also just ordered.

photosurrealism


quality posts: 1 Private Messages photosurrealism

This so needs to be on a nightshirt. If I'm running that race, I ain't wearing pants!

deb939


quality posts: 0 Private Messages deb939

It's winter...how about some long sleeved t-shirts?

ReginaFilangee


quality posts: 8 Private Messages ReginaFilangee

No lie....

Just this am on the radio as I was driving to work, they were talking about an upcoming annual fundraiser. Don't remember what they're calling it, but here's the premise:

Participants have to run for 2 miles to a local donut shop, eat a dozen donuts, then run back to the start/finish line. When the DJ asked if people were actually able to do/finish that, the organization rep said yep....but that they advised that spectators avoid standing near the finish line, which was also called the "donut dump zone."

May the Crap be with you all!!!

TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

Speed to First Woot: 1m 57.449s
First Sucker: pepitojones
Last Wooter to Woot: geseppe22
Last Purchase: 8 minutes ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 0% of Shirt Woots
Bottom 0% of all Woots
Woots Sold: 457

First day sales 457
First day posts 18