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Much you have to learn

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Quality Posts


jessiferr


quality posts: 7 Private Messages jessiferr

Learning meowtial arts! =3

thumperchick


quality posts: 238 Private Messages thumperchick

thecoylecat


quality posts: 0 Private Messages thecoylecat

Sooo cute. Heh.

lonelypond


quality posts: 421 Private Messages lonelypond

can't resist the cuteness*...darn you, shirtwoot!

*pyramid structure also a plus

joshobra


quality posts: 38 Private Messages joshobra

Cuteness level is 8/10.

Would you guys (literally, ya'll men) out there would wear this shirt?

I think I would..

POSSIBLY THE BEST BoC THREAD EVER. (With a story!~)
O-M-G! That Squirrel stole my Bag of Crap!

jamesbottomtooth


quality posts: 41 Private Messages jamesbottomtooth

original ninja cat video http://youtu.be/fzzjgBAaWZw

bluejester


quality posts: 563 Private Messages bluejester

Gotta love the facepalming sensei cat in the corner. Nice print.

sunaness


quality posts: 19 Private Messages sunaness

This must be what happens when unstealthiest ninja adopts a litter of kittens.

Unstealthy they may be but black belts in cuteness ;3

badlass


quality posts: 7 Private Messages badlass

Cute, so cute! have. too. many. shirts.. must. resist...

Also, "changes in prey path"

meandsecoya


quality posts: 11 Private Messages meandsecoya

Well hell, why do I have to be flat broke right now? I neeeed this shirt to go with all my Unstealthiest Ninja shirts. *off to dig for change in the couches*

leptogenesis


quality posts: 5 Private Messages leptogenesis

Empirical evidence from The Reckoning suggests the following two laws of nature:
1) Wooters love ninjas.
2) Wooters love cats.

Conclusion: this shirt will be maximally irresistible.


My avatar wears a fez now. Fezzes are cool.

ninjakitten


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ninjakitten

I can't believe they took the class picture the day I was out sick.

-=ninjakitten=-
cute. soft. deadly.

CowboyDann


quality posts: 716 Private Messages CowboyDann

Everyone stop talking about CowboyDann I think He's back.



I provided this animated representation of your minds right now

pamtha


quality posts: 13 Private Messages pamtha
badlass wrote:Also, "changes in prey path"



And are designed to....

It is an adorable shirt!!

ElizardbethWoots


quality posts: 2 Private Messages ElizardbethWoots

[quote postid="5205294" user="CowboyDann"]Everyone stop talking about CowboyDann I think He's back.




Nice... Though gluttony and lust should switch. The glutton can't get over the bar and the lustful one is after the sti
ck...

CowboyDann


quality posts: 716 Private Messages CowboyDann
ElizardbethWoots wrote:
Nice... Though gluttony and lust should switch. The glutton can't get over the bar and the lustful one is after the sti
ck...




I had that first, but then I decided to switch it at the last second under the premise that lust was balancing on that pole, saw pride's charisma and fell in lust with him and slipped off the pole. Gluttony has a bigger butt anyways.

Also, I'd be ~a little~ surprised if this is true because this comes from the "talking out of your ass" all my experiences that english arts and film classes gave me

phanfland


quality posts: 0 Private Messages phanfland

"Design" and "pray?" Proofreader on break, came back to find sentance already completed? Wootwriting is usually technically impeccable, so, cad that I am, I must pounce on these errors and shout "Aha, I say! Aha!"
There. I feel better now. Thanks.

Gerard Darkmatter

kaosengel


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kaosengel

Thank you. My 12-year-old daughter has had a fascination for ninja cats ever since she taught her (always growing) troupe of stuffed toy ones to do ninja moves. (They take classes, pass practical tests, etc.) She gets very detailed about what they've learned, and has taken to drawing them more than playing with them now that she's gotten older. It's always fun to find something that appeals to her love of cats, but to find ninja cats is a total bonus!

caramelarrow


quality posts: 14 Private Messages caramelarrow

I'm not really into cats and I'm totally not into ninjas, but GOSH DARN IT, this is so cute and awesome it's practically irresistible! Great design, Anna-Maria! I predict major sales numbers.

*said by a person with a few cat shirts but NO ninjas, not even unstealthy ones*

07/11/14

purplefeather


quality posts: 8 Private Messages purplefeather

Is that kitty in the bottom right doing the pre-pounce butt wiggle? This shirt is almost too cute to be allowed.

ladycanon


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ladycanon

They appear as undisciplined amateurs. It's a clever kitty ruse. Watch your back and your balls of yarn.

justynadorsz


quality posts: 1 Private Messages justynadorsz

Awesome! Jung designs are so cute

stay@homedad


quality posts: 4 Private Messages stay@homedad

Speaking of murdering cats, here's another cartoon of murdering cats. I think they go along together rather nicely! http://theoatmeal.com/comics/cats_actually_kill

queenmob


quality posts: 8 Private Messages queenmob
CowboyDann wrote:Everyone stop talking about CowboyDann I think He's back.



I provided this animated representation of your minds right now





LOLOLOL this is fantastc, you totally found out about my true intentions! :-DDD

illustration: www.jung-comics.com
shirts: www.jung-shirts.com

barahon


quality posts: 0 Private Messages barahon

Completing the proof...
Y'all missed "slate". It should be "slake".
No less cute thereby.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

"First, you must learn to scratch the post WITHOUT the claws."

ChronoSquall14


quality posts: 39 Private Messages ChronoSquall14

Cats love vertical space. It's the sensei's fault for creating such an inviting structure.

eustacej4


quality posts: 1 Private Messages eustacej4

Thank goodness, I'm not the only one who wants them to fix the "pray path".

meandsecoya


quality posts: 11 Private Messages meandsecoya
barahon wrote:Completing the proof...
Y'all missed "slate". It should be "slake".
No less cute thereby.



Actually, that one isn't a typo. It's a play on the color of the shirt, which is 'slate'.

stardustmage


quality posts: 5 Private Messages stardustmage

Damn you shirt woot! The cute is deadly- perhaps more so than the cats on the shirt. I'm justifying buying this by calling it an early birthday present for myself

nekojan


quality posts: 3 Private Messages nekojan

Cute, deadly, deep, and much we have to learn... lol *facepalm*

madfrisbee


quality posts: 6 Private Messages madfrisbee
badlass wrote:Also, "changes in prey path"



Absolutely. For shame, Woot writers.

inkycatz


quality posts: 105 Private Messages inkycatz
madfrisbee wrote:Absolutely. For shame, Woot writers.



Duly noted and passed on, peeps.

I'm just hanging out, really.

odium44


quality posts: 0 Private Messages odium44
phanfland wrote:"Design" and "pray?" Proofreader on break, came back to find sentance already completed? Wootwriting is usually technically impeccable, so, cad that I am, I must pounce on these errors and shout "Aha, I say! Aha!"
There. I feel better now. Thanks.



"sentance" 'nuff said.

bytheshore


quality posts: 1 Private Messages bytheshore

fishbiscuit5


quality posts: 35 Private Messages fishbiscuit5

Ninja kitties! Yay, Anna Maria! :D



lstaff


quality posts: 200 Private Messages lstaff
CowboyDann wrote:Everyone stop talking about CowboyDann I think He's back.



I provided this animated representation of your minds right now



Welcome Back!!! (Where were you? I was stalking around and noticed your absence!)
Hope you are around for the long haul!!!

ewilliams104


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ewilliams104

Guys, I have a question for you regulars. I had an account back in 2008. To be honest, I haven't thought about this site in 4 years. Back then, I wore a "2XL" in shirts I would buy at a dept store, so I bought a "3XL" from woot. Now, I wear a Large in dept store shirts. Will I need to order an XL or have things changed? Shirts used to run so small here. Thanks for the help!

TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

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