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Shoot First

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five3zero


quality posts: 4 Private Messages five3zero

Han shot Zany to the max!

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

GREEDO SHOT FIRST!!

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

CowboyDann


quality posts: 716 Private Messages CowboyDann
Assassin15 wrote:GREEDO SHOT FIRST!!



It appears you are correct!

goldenlegend


quality posts: 5 Private Messages goldenlegend

"Shoot" should be the first and only option.

hippie19


quality posts: 23 Private Messages hippie19

NERDS!!!!!

Thirdbase9


quality posts: 100 Private Messages Thirdbase9

Greedo never shot.

The proper reply is Han shot!



Assassin15 wrote:GREEDO SHOT FIRST!!



It would appear you are wrong.

I don't know.

bpr2


quality posts: 182 Private Messages bpr2
CowboyDann wrote:It appears you are correct!



I thought that they changed the guns into flashlights? That's what I saw on South Park!

that was fun while it lasted!

aramis525


quality posts: 8 Private Messages aramis525
Assassin15 wrote:GREEDO SHOT FIRST!!



He did...after Lucas eff'd with it!

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 617 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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five3zero wrote:Han shot Zany to the max!


Heh, I love filters. I'm easily entertained.



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jcaine1754


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jcaine1754

WHY WOOT WHY!!!! Why can't you make shirts in talls... I would have so many shirts in my closet

mutedexposure


quality posts: 2 Private Messages mutedexposure

When I first read this I thought you wrote tails instead of tall. I thought "how awesome would it be if you could have a shirt with a tail if you wanted!" I would totally wear one.


jcaine1754 wrote:WHY WOOT WHY!!!! Why can't you make shirts in talls... I would have so many shirts in my closet



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eddyrayb


quality posts: 1 Private Messages eddyrayb


safyrejet


quality posts: 123 Private Messages safyrejet

Any real Star Wars nerd knows:

Han shot first.

Those "special edition" redos are not the movie you are looking for.

I love the 8-bit graphics. Brown hair, white long sleeve shirt, black vest and pants. Can't be anyone else except Han Solo.

lockey


quality posts: 1 Private Messages lockey
mutedexposure wrote:When I first read this I thought you wrote tails instead of tall. I thought "how awesome would it be if you could have a shirt with a tail if you wanted!" I would totally wear one.



LoL thought same exact thing. :-)

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

I think my video proves that Greedo had his shot at killing solo, so to speak:

Greedo Shoots First

ithinkimachink


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ithinkimachink

Take my money! Lol!

jbitzerjr


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jbitzerjr

This is bullcrap.

Mal shot first, and that guy didn't even have a gun.

nathanwpyle


quality posts: 37 Private Messages nathanwpyle

True Lols. What is this zany to the max talk? It reminds me of that Cyanide & Happiness where he says TO THE MAX. I would post it but am on me phone

Stexe


quality posts: 21 Private Messages Stexe

According to LEGO Star Wars, Han Solo says he shot first. Because, it was either kill or be killed. I can't find the exact quote or video, but it definitely made me laugh.

If anyone could find it I'd love to see it again!

EDIT: Found it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC70r48mWxY&t=12m45s

C3PO: "Oh, my the stars! Han shot first!"
Han Solo: "Of course I did. It was me or him. Why wouldn't I?"
C3PO: "That is a subject of some debate."

testudoaubreii


quality posts: 13 Private Messages testudoaubreii
Thirdbase9 wrote:Greedo never shot.

The proper reply is Han shot!





It would appear you are wrong.



I knew there was a reason I kept the cleaned-up-but-not-special-edition versions on VHS. They're what I'd put on for background all the time, so the cadence of the original "yes, I bet you have" PEEWWWWW is what comes up in my head, as opposed to Greedo getting a shot off too (to paraphrase ::shudder:: Darth Vader in RotS, "nooooooooooooo").

dipdac


quality posts: 3 Private Messages dipdac

this reminds me of another great lucas property, monkey island

ibobafett


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ibobafett

Agh! Of course this awesome shirt shows up the day before I get paid. -_- Too bad I can't buy it but have them charge me Friday morning instead of right now..

garfield43


quality posts: 0 Private Messages garfield43
ThunderThighs wrote:Heh, I love filters. I'm easily entertained.


As am I.
On the left side of the messages your name gets shortened to Thunder Thi... I always wonder did one lose its thunder?
Would that make it hard to shop for pants?

cengland0


quality posts: 11 Private Messages cengland0
ibobafett wrote:Agh! Of course this awesome shirt shows up the day before I get paid. -_- Too bad I can't buy it but have them charge me Friday morning instead of right now..



That's what they have credit cards for. And, by the way, I'm in the banking business so please use those credit cards so I can keep my job.

lola4028


quality posts: 10 Private Messages lola4028
mutedexposure wrote:When I first read this I thought you wrote tails instead of tall. I thought "how awesome would it be if you could have a shirt with a tail if you wanted!" I would totally wear one.



lockey wrote:LoL thought same exact thing. :-)



Seems there's a few folks waiting for a Woot of cheater specs :o)

ibobafett


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ibobafett
cengland0 wrote:That's what they have credit cards for. And, by the way, I'm in the banking business so please use those credit cards so I can keep my job.



Hah, I don't trust myself with a credit card, especially with me doing fine with a debit card for now. Though I do need to look into getting one, mainly to build up my credit score. And to buy lots of stuff. x_x

Mr3dPHD


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Mr3dPHD

Star Wars! Adventure games! 8 bit graphics! Best shirt EVAAAR!

Woots: 26
Wine.Woots: 3
Kids.Woots: 4
Shirt.Woots: 1
Sellout.Woots: 1
Craps: 6

rglee129


quality posts: 28 Private Messages rglee129

Pretty amazing. Well done!

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 617 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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garfield43 wrote:As am I.
On the left side of the messages your name gets shortened to Thunder Thi... I always wonder did one lose its thunder?
Would that make it hard to shop for pants?

I have complained to the powers that be at the lose of my full name. I cry myself to sleep at night in misery over it.



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PTSwenson


quality posts: 0 Private Messages PTSwenson
bluejester wrote:I think my video proves that Greedo had his shot at killing solo, so to speak:

Greedo Shoots First



That video was pure gold.

spikegirl


quality posts: 2 Private Messages spikegirl

Han Shot First! Any true SW fan will know that.

natedogg828


quality posts: 4 Private Messages natedogg828
ThunderThighs wrote:I have complained to the powers that be at the lose of my full name. I cry myself to sleep at night in misery over it.


we still know who you are and your full and proper name...and still love you, no need to cry yourself to sleep...wait with us loving you maybe you do need to cry yourself to sleep

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elizalishly


quality posts: 20 Private Messages elizalishly
jbitzerjr wrote:
Mal shot first, and that guy didn't even have a gun.



I officially love you for this post.

ChronoSquall14


quality posts: 39 Private Messages ChronoSquall14

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."

Could you imagine trying to spool up the lightsaber from a sitting position? You think that bounty hunter's gonna sit tight and wait for you to get that rolling? And what, you're going to turn a lightsaber on UNDER the table? Seems like a lot could go wrong there.

jsh139


quality posts: 13 Private Messages jsh139

A while ago I typed out a transcript of the Han/Greedo discussion as best I could from listening to it about 35 times. I'm positive that Han shot_first.

Greedo: Ootah gootah Solo?

Han: Yes Greedo, as a matter of fact I was just going to see your boss.
Tell Jabba that I've got his money.

Greedo: So, deecha ley. Eemata tamtee tak, makee cheesah. Jabba
waneen cheeko baboo shaneet aytanee wanyavooska. Heh heh heh.
Chaskeenyowi eechoosoo.

Han: Yes, but this time I've got the money.

Greedo: Teta kaya koolka ayheetees uni choo so ow.

Han: I don't have it with me. Tell Jabba--

Greedo: Jabba hay tin-king! Heh heh heh. So koorooyeh cooya yan oolwan
spastika cooshookoo pono ah tickpee.

Han: Even I get boarded sometimes. Do you think I had a choice?

Greedo: Tak Jabba. Pootpa coopak-nee ata tantah.

Han: Over my dead body.

Greedo: Oohleh yoomah. Chespoka tootah kristah kainko, yah oskah!

Han: Yes, I'll bet you have! <-Blast!!->
Sorry, about the mess.......



Yes... I have too much time on my hands

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kevlar51


quality posts: 47 Private Messages kevlar51

congrats Nathan!

renegadetuba


quality posts: 0 Private Messages renegadetuba

When did woot start charging tax on purchases? Does this mean there is finally a woot location in California?

inkycatz


quality posts: 105 Private Messages inkycatz
renegadetuba wrote:When did woot start charging tax on purchases? Does this mean there is finally a woot location in California?



Sales tax is always charged on shipping.
This should help.
Effective September 1, 2012, Woot, Inc. was required to begin collecting sales tax on orders shipped to destinations in Kentucky and Pennsylvania.

Effective September 15, 2012, Woot, Inc. was required to begin collecting sales tax on orders shipped to destinations in California.

If you have been charged tax on an item and should not have, please post about it so we can get it taken care of ASAP, in addition to emailing service@woot.com to take care of any taxes charged in error. This shouldn't happen, mind you but if it does, there you go.

I'm just hanging out, really.

rlschmidt


quality posts: 0 Private Messages rlschmidt

Wow, this would so match my Poison shirt by the same artist,
of course mine was the error print released first.. missing the pixels in the hair. Won't trade it for anything though!