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It Rose From The Gravy

Speed to First Woot:
0m 18.334s
First Sucker:
tyam
Last Wooter to Woot:
tamsquirrel
Last Purchase:
3 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 41% of Shirt Woots
Top 22% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1131

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Purchaser Seniority

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  • 76% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
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Quality Posts


nathanlane


quality posts: 2 Private Messages nathanlane

Wow. That's not disturbing at all

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

Ah good, I was worried I was going to bed tonight without seeing something totally unsettling.


Also, congrats to Brock! It's been far too long since you've been around.

darkazura


quality posts: 2 Private Messages darkazura

It's... cute? Haha.

sinsemilla


quality posts: 6 Private Messages sinsemilla

I love the concept, but it has two left wings. The wing holding the knife has the joint in the wrong place, and the wing tip is holding the knife to the outside, which just looks awkward.

Just turn your wrist facing outward and imagine holding a knife like that, and you will see what I mean.

ScotiaLee


quality posts: 9 Private Messages ScotiaLee

If you look really closely at his tummy, you can see the formula for the area of a circle!

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 604 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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sinsemilla wrote:I love the concept, but it has two left wings. The wing holding the knife has the joint in the wrong place, and the wing tip is holding the knife to the outside, which just looks awkward.

Just turn your wrist facing outward and imagine holding a knife like that, and you will see what I mean.



I'm having trouble imagining a turkey (dead or alive) holding a knife at all.



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TheDesi


quality posts: 3 Private Messages TheDesi

If you've got a family like mine, this scenario of death by killer undead turkey might be preferable to eating the dry bird set before you every Thanksgiving.





However, if you feel like life is worth living and fighting for, might I suggest keeping an attack dog for such an event on standby. (A cat will most likely leave you to your fate.)



Or, always keep Nana or Pop Pop closest to the undead bird, so the rest of you can make good your escape from this angry bird.






Just a thought.

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 223 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Ha! This feels like the cover of a new Gary Larson book.

Awesome, brockART.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

If you're thinking... about criticizing... this shirt...

DON'T!

jonwhoa


quality posts: 4 Private Messages jonwhoa

Great pun, and good art, but I'm not sure who actually puts gravy onto the whole turkey before they carve it.

brockart


quality posts: 7 Private Messages brockart

Just a friendly note. Brining your turkey the night before makes it easier to cook and less likely to kill.

http://bbq.about.com/cs/turkey/a/aa110103a.htm

It's good to be back, I missed ya wooters!

kevlar51


quality posts: 47 Private Messages kevlar51

Congrats brockart! Good to see you again!

nhylandl


quality posts: 2 Private Messages nhylandl

This is the perfect shirt to wear for the release of Thankskilling 3! http://www.dreadcentral.com/img/news/oct12/Thankskilling%203.jpg

mrgrogg


quality posts: 10 Private Messages mrgrogg

If ordered today, I wonder what the odds are of having it by Thanksgiving?

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highwyre237


quality posts: 6 Private Messages highwyre237
nhylandl wrote:This is the perfect shirt to wear for the release of Thankskilling 3! http://www.dreadcentral.com/img/news/oct12/Thankskilling%203.jpg



I didnt even know there was a 2!!!



....you just got stuffed......

highwyre237


quality posts: 6 Private Messages highwyre237
highwyre237 wrote:I didnt even know there was a 2!!!



....you just got stuffed......



after some research... thankskilling 3 is the sequel.. ha!

caramelarrow


quality posts: 14 Private Messages caramelarrow

First shirt that's made me laugh out loud in a long time! Great job!

07/11/14

lonelypond


quality posts: 448 Private Messages lonelypond

I love a shirt that looks like the poster for a good bad B movie.

Vote:

ChronoSquall14


quality posts: 39 Private Messages ChronoSquall14

Makes me think of the Grindhouse trailer.

"White meat... dark meat... all will be carved."

FloppyKing


quality posts: 2 Private Messages FloppyKing

in for 3... one for me, the wife and the oldest daughter... if woot offered 18month sized ones i would have gotten a fourth one. My family is going to show up at my grandmas for thanksgiving in matching shirts

mxjx


quality posts: 1 Private Messages mxjx
mrgrogg wrote:If ordered today, I wonder what the odds are of having it by Thanksgiving?



I shall totally tell my family that it's all Woot's fault if I miss Thanksgiving dinner for I will not participate without this shirt!

TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

Speed to First Woot: 0m 16.888s
First Sucker: tyam
Last Wooter to Woot: danhaws
Last Purchase: 5 minutes ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 47% of Shirt Woots
Top 48% of all Woots
Woots Sold: 890


First day sales 890
First day posts 21

TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux
FloppyKing wrote:in for 3... one for me, the wife and the oldest daughter... if woot offered 18month sized ones i would have gotten a fourth one. My family is going to show up at my grandmas for thanksgiving in matching shirts



Pics please

billandwende


quality posts: 0 Private Messages billandwende

Ordered on the 8th shipping began on 13th gonna get it on the 24th. This just killed my future wooting. I'd complain but woot has no real customer service. I think my woot dollars may be better off at Threadless.

trailtroll


quality posts: 2 Private Messages trailtroll

all praise to the almighty woot gods for getting this shirt to me today so that I will be wearing it tomorrow! Thank you!

PemberDucky


quality posts: 41 Private Messages PemberDucky

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billandwende wrote:Ordered on the 8th shipping began on 13th gonna get it on the 24th. This just killed my future wooting. I'd complain but woot has no real customer service. I think my woot dollars may be better off at Threadless.



'cause you know. we NEVER had a reputation for sluggish shipping!


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35again


quality posts: 0 Private Messages 35again
billandwende wrote:Ordered on the 8th shipping began on 13th gonna get it on the 24th. This just killed my future wooting. I'd complain but woot has no real customer service. I think my woot dollars may be better off at Threadless.



24th? You're lucky, mine shipped the 13th also and won't be here until the 26th. *disappointed*

*edit: to credit Woot though, the blame is more likely with Fed Ex who's taking their sweet time getting it place to place.

mescolottoa


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mescolottoa

Got mine yesterday. Perfect shirt for thanksgiving day!

billandwende


quality posts: 0 Private Messages billandwende
PemberDucky wrote:'cause you know. we NEVER had a reputation for sluggish shipping!


Ah yes something to be very proud of. Keep up the good work?