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You just need two or three of the Why Bothers!

Or four.

Maybe five. Occasionally six?

Congratulations on the print, fishbiscuit!

This derby is killing me... I already bought the shirt yesterday... and now i'm buying this one too. Love Love the why bother size! and if only they sell trente

I'm feeling a bit left out this derby round. I don't do coffee in any of it's incarnations. Oh well, there'll be plenty of nerdy math/science/video game shirts coming later. ;P

Excuse my terrible ignorance...but the "Why Bother" size would be traditionally known as Tall, right?

vipermjb wrote:Excuse my terrible ignorance...but the "Why Bother" size would be traditionally known as Tall, right?

yes, the size is tall

vipermjb wrote:Excuse my terrible ignorance...but the "Why Bother" size would be traditionally known as Tall, right?

I refuse to learn the various complications that many of those places have decided are cool. So no, it is a small.

awesome work, congrats on another print!

I always thought a "Why bother?" was a decaf ...

Truthfully, I'm more of a soda drinker, so all of them are a "why bother," to me. Still, I'd almost buy the tiny one just so the poor little guy wouldn't have to feel so left out.

vipermjb wrote:Excuse my terrible ignorance...but the "Why Bother" size would be traditionally known as Tall, right?

Hey look, you found the joke!

Trenta only comes cold...

bluetuba wrote:Hey look, you found the joke!

Ugh, the joke was well received-and quite funny. I haven't been to the "popular unnamed coffee shop" or any for that matter in over 5 years, so we were just clearing things up, okay?

Hey guys--can't you recognize a triple shot of espresso when you see one?

theyatemypig wrote:Trenta only comes cold...

that was my first thought.

the little guy is a short.

Why Bother is actually barista slang for a sugar-free (if there's syrup,) decaf, nonfat latte.

I want a large black to go but kelly green is all that's offered. Lord knows I can't change.

Trenta isn't an option for hot drinks. But yeah, I don't think I've gotten anything smaller than a grande in many years.

blanked wrote:I refuse to learn the various complications that many of those places have decided are cool. So no, it is a small.

I wish I could upvote you.

I like this one:
http://shirt.woot.com/offers/now-thats-just-overpriced

Congrats Naheed! Love it!

Help me friends, is this printed on the front of the shirt and not on the back?!? We like our messages to make the passer by think,not turn around and get the joke because he has a second shot at it.

Sigh. Congrats to the artist, but personally disappointed. There's a lot of great stuff I would purchase in the fog this week and I'm rather surprised to see one of the very few times the editors leave the fog for their choice to be for this.

Congrats fb!

...Oh man, now I'm seriously torn on whether Boots' Coffee Time or Grrlmarvel & Walmazan's Iced Coffee needs to show up tomorrow. :-/

Love to go to that coffee shop and insist that the sizes are small, medium, and large

Can I pay with my Starbucks card?

There should be a Sub-caption saying, This Information was based off a study of starving college students, all drinks were fully caffeinated.

Whoa! Totally did not expect to see this today. Thanks so much for choosing my cute cups filled with some type of caffeinated beverage that is not necessarily coffee!!
*True confessions: I usually get the Tall which we all know should really be called a Short. :P

Perfect shirt for all the fat Americans who think drinking that much coffee and/or milk is appropriate. Yet another example of how Starbucks is ruining coffee.

But maybe this is just the bitter Batista (of an independent coffee shop) of 10 years in me talking.

vipermjb wrote:Ugh, the joke was well received-and quite funny. I haven't been to the "popular unnamed coffee shop" or any for that matter in over 5 years, so we were just clearing things up, okay?

Just a little early morning sarcasm! *poke poke*

congrats on the print!

Look at the "Woots by State" to see which parts of country can't figure out how to work a coffee pot at home. :D

Leptailurus wrote:Perfect shirt for all the fat Americans who think drinking that much coffee and/or milk is appropriate. Yet another example of how Starbucks is ruining coffee.

My impression is that Starbucks gives you pretty much the same amount of espresso no matter what size you order, and just fills the rest with milk foam and sugar syrup. I think if I were a barista at an independent coffee shop, I'd be more annoyed by people ordering "venti" sizes, or "macchiatos" and expecting a drink which is not a macchiato in any sense of the word.

YOU LEfT OFF the size: SHORT

http://starbucksorder.tumblr.com/drinksizes

Congrats fishbiscuit5

how do you say gallon in italian?

How dare you order a tall with one shot of espresso. You need a gallon of coffee to start the day cause this is 'merica!

Pleasant surprise ... I really like this shirt. As some have pointed out, Starbucks doesn't have a Trenta/SuperSize for hot drinks. However, a Starbucks secret that most people don't know about is that Starbucks actually sells a size smaller than the tall (12 oz). It's called a short (8 oz) and is usually about 20-30 cents cheaper than the tall. The stores are actually supposed to have the short-sized cups in stock, even if it's not advertised on the boards.

The short size, for me, is something along the lines of, "Don't bother." Starbucks might agree.

Starbucks is to coffee what keystone light is to beer.