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Staff
Comments for individual derby entries are placed in this thread.
Re: Breakfast!
Start your day with breakfast!
Re: Mugging
Collab with CoDDesigns!
Re: Robbery
"Give me the blood!"
Re: Old School Pizza
The pizza of our childhood! Nothing tastes better than nostalgia! NOTHING!
Re: Murderer
"I saw the murderer."
Re: Run Pepper Run
"RUN!!"
I Love...Food...specially one type... Hope you like it!
Re: Ice Scream
I scream, you scream, the ice screams "Eat Meeee!"
Re: Food of the Future
A Thanksgiving Day collaboration with my wife - who improved this joke and the overall design amazingly, and caused all to laugh yesterday.
Re: Did I make it? Is it still cool?
Is it cool if I just like bacon - without it being a big deal?
Re: Humanitarian Mission
A Thanksgiving Day collab with my Brother-in-Law, who works with missionaries. Yes, my entire family has a bit of a macabre sense of humor.
Re: TWO PEANUTS WALKING DOWN THE STREET
Awesome perspective on this! Great job dude
A design I finished just a few hours before I knew the derby theme Hope you like this dumb pun XD
I hope you like this killer joke ;p
Re: Lonely dinner
A very strange dinner for the kittie!!hope you like it!
Re: Juicing
Sometimes a Fruit tries to get an unfair advantage. From concentrate.
Re: You are not my half...
enjoy the citrus love!hope you like it guys!
Re: Worm charmer
Weird habits from Indian Fruit!hope you like it!! :D
Re: dilemma lemon
...and where is life getting all these lemons in the first place? Is life a lemon farmer?
Re: Not a hot-dog
This is not a hot-dog.
Re: Ants on a Log
Ants on a log on ants on a log....
Re: William ShakesPEAR
Very funny!
GREAAT!
Re: Live Brains!
:D
Love the style and halftone uses. Great work!
Re: How sausages are made
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D One was a salted.
Though this be madness, yet there is method in 't. Love it, Wirdou.
Whole source of energy for rotten corpses!
Scheme colors fit perfect with that shirt, great job!
Re: Viva Las Veggies
Viva Las Veggies! 6 colors on Navy, enjoy :D Tomorrow the timelapse video guys!
Re: A Different Flavor
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More adorable food with faces for my Woot based wardrobe
Yeah, rock on!
lyonscc wrote:A Thanksgiving Day collaboration with my wife - who improved this joke and the overall design amazingly, and caused all to laugh yesterday.
Literally LOL'd at this one. Great!
Re: arti-CHOKE
4 colors on creme. Eat artichoke and avoid being choked. Hope you like it
Re: Happy Pupday
My entry for this week's derby--a pup surveys an enormous birthday cake (for dogs)!
Re: Fresh Pi
xD Awesome!
Re: Failure to Chill
Collab with Inkwellian. Thanks to him for taking time out from working on Tiger Lawyer 3!
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Hope you like this dumb pun XD
