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My Bad

Speed to First Woot:
1m 38.992s
First Sucker:
tenaciousday
Last Wooter to Woot:
RobTheStud
Last Purchase:
6 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 46% of Shirt Woots
Top 22% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1775

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 17% one year old
  • 74% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Quality Posts


Conrthomas


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Conrthomas

I take great pride in being the first to point out that the mini image nest to the shirt missed the first quotation mark.

nvaine


quality posts: 63 Private Messages nvaine

"Dammit, I'd buy this shirt if it wasn't white!"

-nvaine

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba

Worst woot shirt ever?

"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 171 Private Messages neuropsychosocial

Oh gracious, is this the most "hipster-ish" design that's printed at woot?

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)

Reclaimer456


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Reclaimer456
bluetuba wrote:Worst woot shirt ever?


Almost certainly in the bottom 5. There have been some truly dreadful shirts here.

Someone post the links to the worst selling shirts in woot history and we can compare.

lonelypond


quality posts: 422 Private Messages lonelypond
bluetuba wrote:Worst woot shirt ever?



But it amuses me so.

StarBob


quality posts: 14 Private Messages StarBob

I was just saying to myself recently that Woot shirts have really gone downhill. This seems like something I'd design... and I can only design the worst things ever.

Regardless, why has this happened? Woot used to get amazingly innovative and exceptionally well made designs... now it's just a cycle of jokes that miss by a mile, overly cutesy stuff, and crappy references to memes or pop culture.

ajzyn


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ajzyn
nvaine wrote:"Dammit, I'd buy this shirt if it wasn't white!"

-nvaine


Haha, I was thinking the same thing. If it was in black I wouldn't had hesitated.

bitman


quality posts: 14 Private Messages bitman

Would My happen to be related to Strong?

TobiasAmaranth


quality posts: 24 Private Messages TobiasAmaranth
bluetuba wrote:Worst woot shirt ever?



Quite possibly. I already loathe the expression 'my bad' but this is just depressing.

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L3g3ndQ


quality posts: 2 Private Messages L3g3ndQ

this looks like one of those shirts you see on that creepy bearded man's $6 shirt site

ScottFromWyoming


quality posts: 11 Private Messages ScottFromWyoming
neuropsychosocial wrote:Oh gracious, is this the most "hipster-ish" design that's printed at woot?



Faux-hipster, anyway. They score hipster points for Helvetica but lose points with the ghastly typography. And for using a hyphen instead of an em dash.

cls31s


quality posts: 1 Private Messages cls31s

WHYte????

cls31s


quality posts: 1 Private Messages cls31s
Reclaimer456 wrote:Almost certainly in the bottom 5. There have been some truly dreadful shirts here.

Someone post the links to the worst selling shirts in woot history and we can compare.



idk if its the worst shirt ever, i mean i like shirts with lots of color so that I'm getting my moneys worth, but I think the idea is creative. White tees turn me away, and I could probably just print this myself. The idea is not bad, the shirt costing $12 for a t-shirt with little ink is outrageous...

franksmith


quality posts: 7 Private Messages franksmith

Flip the colors and you have a winner...

Please woot, stay away from white tees...

bookworm656


quality posts: 4 Private Messages bookworm656
Reclaimer456 wrote:Almost certainly in the bottom 5. There have been some truly dreadful shirts here.

Someone post the links to the worst selling shirts in woot history and we can compare.



Here you go, courtesy of Woot itself.

Woot: I'm in it for the monkeys.

dorrkboy


quality posts: 1 Private Messages dorrkboy

How the 'eck did this get printed? Crappity crap crap.

lstaff


quality posts: 200 Private Messages lstaff

I kinda like it!!!

And you know why???


BECAUSE I ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND IT!!!!


(so hard for me when i have to troll the board for the explanation . . .or, worse yet, get a random and have to beg for an explanation.
But at least now i know what a tardis is. Sorta.)

BigODrums


quality posts: 0 Private Messages BigODrums
franksmith wrote:Flip the colors and you have a winner...

Please woot, stay away from white tees...



Agreed!

lauriellen


quality posts: 4 Private Messages lauriellen
ajzyn wrote:Haha, I was thinking the same thing. If it was in black I wouldn't had hesitated.



Me three!

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 215 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Ah! Milo Yves Bad, the surreal Danish philosopher. I love his work. It's very challenging.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

I love the... font?

lauriellen


quality posts: 4 Private Messages lauriellen
neuropsychosocial wrote:Oh gracious, is this the most "hipster-ish" design that's printed at woot?



The hipster shirt would be black. And it would have the quote. This shirt is funny. Hipsters are not funny.

lauriellen


quality posts: 4 Private Messages lauriellen
bluetuba wrote:Worst woot shirt ever?



I like this shirt (and might consider buying it if the colors were reversed). It's a simple little joke. There should be room for that in a sea of obscure shirts.

bradlerdad


quality posts: 5 Private Messages bradlerdad

You probably thought this was going to be some attempt at a witty comment about the shirt. My Bad

R&D


quality posts: 2 Private Messages R&D

Have some class... like Bill Shakespeare.

I WOOT, therefore I am.

magyargirl


quality posts: 14 Private Messages magyargirl
bitman wrote:Would My happen to be related to Strong?



If so, then Bad is related to Sad...

vanflyhight


quality posts: 0 Private Messages vanflyhight

If it were any other color than white I'd be all over this shirt!

DigitalFoobar


quality posts: 4 Private Messages DigitalFoobar

This reminds me of generic gift-shop t-shirts. Meh for making it white.

If it were black (or another color), I would have it read:

Lorem Oopsum

- My Bad.

thegoodtofu


quality posts: 0 Private Messages thegoodtofu

Maybe they're so far behind, they released a shirt that was "printed" only to not have to print a shirt. Catch-up day. I think high school teachers do that sometimes.

hookhams


quality posts: 4 Private Messages hookhams

For $6 as someone mentioned above...perhaps this is what we will receive on the next random shirt day.

basfiji


quality posts: 9 Private Messages basfiji

Maybe they needed a filler shirt, for the derby shirts. So this way when you see the designs from this week's pointless derby you will not have high expectations.

woottoady


quality posts: 33 Private Messages woottoady
TobiasAmaranth wrote:I already loathe the expression 'my bad'...

Meh?

cfdunbar


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cfdunbar

Now I understand why so many great and creative shirts in the derbies are not even getting honerable mentions. They try too hard to be good when they should just be like this sad little shirt.

Hats off and congrats to the artist though, they must have sold the idea like a pro.

-disappointed

jonathanluu2


quality posts: 13 Private Messages jonathanluu2

"This probably looks like
a shirt that you were hoping
would be interesting, artistic
or something else important."

My Bad,

-Woot

bargainbourne


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bargainbourne
bluetuba wrote:Worst woot shirt ever?



Agreed

Smitelight


quality posts: 10 Private Messages Smitelight
franksmith wrote:Flip the colors and you have a winner...

Please woot, stay away from white tees...



Yeah... white shirts say, "I slept in this," or, "I didn't expect to wear pants or leave the house today."

twinesurge


quality posts: 1 Private Messages twinesurge

The topic of this shirt seems to go well with the standard woot shirt sizing.

I always buy a shirt size larger from woot than every other shirt I have.

It seems to be a double hipster shirt: a shirt that uses secret irony to make fun of hipsters. To the rest of the world, it's simply a bad hipster joke.

djcro


quality posts: 0 Private Messages djcro
Smitelight wrote:Yeah... white shirts say, "I slept in this," or, "I didn't expect to wear pants or leave the house today."



That's really quite amazing. My white shirts have never said a thing back to me despite numerous attempts.