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Candy Empire

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Last Purchase:
14 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
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Top 25% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
938

Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 16% one year old
  • 72% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
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Quality Posts


bluejester


quality posts: 564 Private Messages bluejester

...and thus, was the Candyland born.

neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 171 Private Messages neuropsychosocial

"I claim this sugar-sweet land in the name of CANDY LAND!" - General Gingerbread, 11/30/12

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)

pupyluvr


quality posts: 51 Private Messages pupyluvr

That graphic would probably be more appropriately placed on the seat of your pants or a little lower... just above the belt.

bluejester


quality posts: 564 Private Messages bluejester

261 votes...
While I'm happy to see another Kevlar and Walmazan collab, it's mixed with sorrow over the low votes overall.

Is this the lowest wooter-vote turn out ever? I'm sad, what happened to the days when Kduece's "To The Top" took a solid 1800?

voodooclock


quality posts: 0 Private Messages voodooclock

This would be an instabuy if there was no text. Why would the designer make such a poor choice?!

gina3graces


quality posts: 41 Private Messages gina3graces

Cuter. Sweetest. Let your candy-cane-striped-freak-flag wave.

HAD TO HAVE.

lonelypond


quality posts: 423 Private Messages lonelypond
bluejester wrote:261 votes...
While I'm happy to see another Kevlar and Walmazan collab, it's mixed with sorrow over the low votes overall.



or, as I was thinking, dayum this shirt deserves more votes. But congratulations on the win. Bold cute fun.

kylemittskus


quality posts: 230 Private Messages kylemittskus
lonelypond wrote:or, as I was thinking, dayum this shirt deserves more votes. But congratulations on the win. Bold cute fun.



Whether the shirt deserves more or not, that is some pathetic voter turn-out. You'd think shirt.wooters were 18-26 year olds in the US.

"If drinking is bitter, change yourself to wine." -Rainer Maria Rilke

"Champagne is a very kind and friendly thing on a rainy night." -Isak Dinesen

fuacka


quality posts: 2 Private Messages fuacka

That design it's soooo adorable ^u^

bobqmccracken


quality posts: 2 Private Messages bobqmccracken
bluejester wrote:261 votes...
While I'm happy to see another Kevlar and Walmazan collab, it's mixed with sorrow over the low votes overall.

Is this the lowest wooter-vote turn out ever? I'm sad, what happened to the days when Kduece's "To The Top" took a solid 1800?



Wow 261 for first... just wow.

bolis


quality posts: 1 Private Messages bolis

I only vote if I plan on buying the shirt.

fishbiscuit5


quality posts: 35 Private Messages fishbiscuit5

I had a feeling we would see this today. Congrats, you two!



bonink


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bonink

Nice to see a Fun shirt and no CATS on it.

kbsig106


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kbsig106

This shirt makes me want to become a citizen of Candyland.

mikecmtong


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mikecmtong

If only there was no text...

oakenspirit


quality posts: 79 Private Messages oakenspirit

We will break the milky shores... We will take back our now-stale lands... but most of all, WE WILL NEVER FORGET THE EATEN!!!



ChronoSquall14


quality posts: 39 Private Messages ChronoSquall14

The squiggly line around the waist is obviously the shirt line, which means that part of the Candyceptionalist tradition is to go pantsless.

Where is this pantless nation, that I may join it?

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 565 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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I like the words. I read them in a high, squeaky voice in my head.



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TXAG96


quality posts: 5 Private Messages TXAG96

Crazy coincidental timing as I just introduced my twin daughters to Candyland this past weekend. They thought the objective was to change their candyman piece as often as possible, but in general, we all had fun.

kevlar51


quality posts: 46 Private Messages kevlar51

Wow! Thanks everyone!

Yeesh on the low votes. But let's face it--in the Candy Empire your vote wouldn't have counted anyway.

kypi


quality posts: 2 Private Messages kypi

(To the tune of Dixie)
I wish I were in the land of candy,
Old times there were fine and dandy,
look away, look away, look away, candy land.

In candy land there's candy corn, chocolate mountains, and frosty shores.
Look away, look away, look away, candy land.

I wish I were in candy(land),
hurrah, hurray,
In candy land you can eat the sand:
it's made from sticks of pixie.
away, away away up high in candy(land).
away, away, away up high in candy(land).

naymarie33


quality posts: 0 Private Messages naymarie33

Love this!!! Great job guys!

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Live free or dine.

hookhams


quality posts: 4 Private Messages hookhams

This reminds me of a great movie, Wreck-it Ralph...or the fact I played a ton of Candyland when I was younger.

kwaping


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kwaping

At a glance, it looks like Gingerbread Man has a funky hairstyle and is holding a candy cane. Hmmm... Gingerbread pimp?

j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5
kypi wrote:(To the tune of Dixie)
I wish I were in the land of candy,
Old times there were fine and dandy,
look away, look away, look away, candy land.

In candy land there's candy corn, chocolate mountains, and frosty shores.
Look away, look away, look away, candy land.

I wish I were in candy(land),
hurrah, hurray,
In candy land you can eat the sand:
it's made from sticks of pixie.
away, away away up high in candy(land).
away, away, away up high in candy(land).


move along

inkycatz


quality posts: 105 Private Messages inkycatz
kypi wrote:(To the tune of Dixie)
I wish I were in the land of candy,
Old times there were fine and dandy,
look away, look away, look away, candy land.

In candy land there's candy corn, chocolate mountains, and frosty shores.
Look away, look away, look away, candy land.

I wish I were in candy(land),
hurrah, hurray,
In candy land you can eat the sand:
it's made from sticks of pixie.
away, away away up high in candy(land).
away, away, away up high in candy(land).


Well I know what's going to be stuck in my head all morning...

I'm just hanging out, really.

no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
ChronoSquall14 wrote:The squiggly line around the waist is obviously the shirt line, which means that part of the Candyceptionalist tradition is to go pantsless.

Where is this pantless nation, that I may join it?



it is pantsless friday everywhere, my friend. (mabe not on in asia, depending on the time there.)

PlagueSD


quality posts: 0 Private Messages PlagueSD

Is it me, or is EVERYONE missing the obvious Eddie Izzard reference... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEx5G-GOS1k

neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 171 Private Messages neuropsychosocial

I just realized this is the fifth entry in Kevlar and Walmazan's ongoing board game collaboration series: In the Library With the Wrench, Do Not Pass Go, Trivial Matters, and Ukraine is Strong. (The first three are temporarily unavailable due to the Great Catalog Freeze of 2012; the last one, originally a Derby entry here at woot, is available for purchase at GoodJoe.)

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)

dukeblue


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dukeblue

I hate to bring this up, but isn't Candy Land a pop culture reference?

TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

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