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Raising Awareness

Speed to First Woot:
1m 8.441s
First Sucker:
Derk
Last Wooter to Woot:
susanhowe
Last Purchase:
17 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 38% of Shirt Woots
Top 26% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1216

Purchaser Experience

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  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 14% one year old
  • 75% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Quality Posts


imsochady


quality posts: 24 Private Messages imsochady

I remember the Oregon Trails days :P

teenracer6


quality posts: 59 Private Messages teenracer6

In case any of you youngin's dont get it, its from The Oregon Trail.

Feel free to play the original Apple II version here: http://www.virtualapple.org/oregontraildisk.html

I wish under the text it also said "Ask your local Indian guide at the next river post for more information!"

ashliz8806 wrote:Going to a Wizards game and being disappointed is like going swimming and getting wet...If you didn't expect it, I'm not sure I trust your judgment.

cappo


quality posts: 29 Private Messages cappo

When I saw the tiny pic from the main woot page, I was like... oh good, You Die From Dysentery shirt number 1,243,000 for the internet.

I clicked it anyway.

Then I could actually read the shirt text.

Well played Kevlar51. Well played.


CowboyDann


quality posts: 716 Private Messages CowboyDann
teenracer6 wrote:In case any of you youngin's dont get it, its from The Oregon Trail.

Feel free to play the original Apple II version here: http://www.virtualapple.org/oregontraildisk.html



Hey teenracer :3 long time no see!

neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 171 Private Messages neuropsychosocial

Why is this not on an apron?

This message is very important to keep in mind in the kitchen!

I totally would have bought this on an apron!

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)

teenracer6


quality posts: 59 Private Messages teenracer6
CowboyDann wrote:Hey teenracer :3 long time no see!



Hey! Its been too long. I blame Reddit.

ashliz8806 wrote:Going to a Wizards game and being disappointed is like going swimming and getting wet...If you didn't expect it, I'm not sure I trust your judgment.

wilgre89


quality posts: 0 Private Messages wilgre89

$25 for a tee shirt ??

neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 171 Private Messages neuropsychosocial
wilgre89 wrote:$25 for a tee shirt ??

T-shirts are still $12 on the first day, but hoodies are now available for $25.

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)

oakenspirit


quality posts: 70 Private Messages oakenspirit

Ohhhh... You can fill up all the blank space on this shirt with mini post-it notes full of witty epitaphs!


___


That was the best way to pass notes back when I was in 5th grade!

You pass a tombstone. Read it? Y/N
Y
Sarah, I like you, do you like me? Y/N


jrs1980


quality posts: 28 Private Messages jrs1980

OH WOOT, WHY. I just bought my second hoodie, (Raisins) and this hoodie is just calling to me, too...

Well, fine, I'll buy it. But I'm totally not buying the Zombie University hoodie too.

At least not today.

Pardon me, would you have any bags of crap?

doomtothee


quality posts: 48 Private Messages doomtothee

This would have made SUCH a funny apron!!!
Woot, I appeal to thee, make me an apron referencing Dysentry so that I may share a wholesome family laugh at my mothers terrible cooking.

Woot won't let me have a cool signature

fischerlees


quality posts: 0 Private Messages fischerlees
neuropsychosocial wrote:Why is this not on an apron?

This message is very important to keep in mind in the kitchen!

I totally would have bought this on an apron!



seconded!
I'm in for three aprons (once woot wises up)

ibexscribe


quality posts: 7 Private Messages ibexscribe

I fully support offering the shirt in two formats. This is the first time I've seen it done. Woot, can this be the new normal?

Personally I think the design belongs on a soap dispenser, but I haven't seen any of those sold on shirt.woot ;).

Gokuchu


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Gokuchu

This shirt is made of 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester? I wonder how it will feel. Probably still inferior to American Apparel shirts.

goldenthorn


quality posts: 38 Private Messages goldenthorn

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Gokuchu wrote:This shirt is made of 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester? I wonder how it will feel. Probably still inferior to American Apparel shirts.



The t-shirt is 100% cotton. The hoodie is 50/50.

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 542 Private Messages ThunderThighs

Staff

ibexscribe wrote:I fully support offering the shirt in two formats. This is the first time I've seen it done. Woot, can this be the new normal?

Personally I think the design belongs on a soap dispenser, but I haven't seen any of those sold on shirt.woot ;).



Here's more info on the multiple offers.

Please leave some feedback for the shirt staff.



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neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 171 Private Messages neuropsychosocial

The sales map for this shirt is hilarious: no purchases in the Midwestern states along the Oregon Trail (nothing completely west of the Mississippi, except Kansas). Too soon?

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)

neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 171 Private Messages neuropsychosocial

People With Power: the link to Kevlar's facebook page is incorrect; it currently directs to "shirt.woot.com/www.facebook.com/kevlar51," which for some strange reason returns an error message.

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)

blckclbrtn


quality posts: 0 Private Messages blckclbrtn

Orb99


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Orb99

I'm afraid to ask what color the Awareness Ribbon is.

wingedsurfgirl


quality posts: 25 Private Messages wingedsurfgirl
neuropsychosocial wrote:The sales map for this shirt is hilarious: no purchases in the Midwestern states along the Oregon Trail (nothing completely west of the Mississippi, except Kansas). Too soon?



They all died of dysentery.

wingedsurfgirl


quality posts: 25 Private Messages wingedsurfgirl

This game was awesome! But pretty much if you were gonna die... Dysentery was gonna get ya.

NCZarza


quality posts: 0 Private Messages NCZarza

T-Shirt creator must be a Person of Interest fan. No way this is a coincidence...

tuxedomagnum


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tuxedomagnum

You shot 9 buffalo totaling 8,550 pounds of meat.

...You can only carry 100 pounds back.

D:

tcanning


quality posts: 6 Private Messages tcanning

These 8-bit designs are kind of wearing thin. They were cute at first, but now they're as worn out as variations on the 'Keep Calm and Carry On' and the red/blue Obama 'Hope' designs.

ClaudiaM


quality posts: 4 Private Messages ClaudiaM
NCZarza wrote:T-Shirt creator must be a Person of Interest fan. No way this is a coincidence...



Well, it *could* be. But I loved that episode. And the Amy Acker-ness.

ibexscribe


quality posts: 7 Private Messages ibexscribe
tcanning wrote:These 8-bit designs are kind of wearing thin. They were cute at first, but now they're as worn out as variations on the 'Keep Calm and Carry On' and the red/blue Obama 'Hope' designs.



I'm with you on that one. I happen to think this particular shirt is much better than most of them, though. If I hadn't spent so much money on the site lately, I'd probably get this one (or may later anyway), whereas I am not quite sure why some of the other stick around as long as they do.

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 542 Private Messages ThunderThighs

Staff

neuropsychosocial wrote:People With Power: the link to Kevlar's facebook page is incorrect; it currently directs to "shirt.woot.com/www.facebook.com/kevlar51," which for some strange reason returns an error message.


Thanks for letting us know. I've reported it.



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UncleFroG


quality posts: 3 Private Messages UncleFroG

Only $7 if I use one of my $5 @JumboWoot coupons. Why not? I'll help raise awareness!

12 Bags of Crap and counting!

atswag


quality posts: 0 Private Messages atswag
imsochady wrote:I remember the Oregon Trails days :P



That and playing Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego... *sigh*, the good ol' days of switching floppy disks.

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 209 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Nice, kev'!

I never had an Apple II. Of course back in 1985 I probably didn't know what Oregon was either. I was playing Brian Bloodaxe, Starquake and Skool Daze on my trusty ZX Spectrum.

cdrewlow


quality posts: 8 Private Messages cdrewlow

Beautiful message and sentiment. I think this shirt serves as a great memorial to all the digital friends and family I've lost to this horrible disease.

j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5
neuropsychosocial wrote:Why is this not on an apron?

This message is very important to keep in mind in the kitchen!

I totally would have bought this on an apron!


Because nothing says "welcome to my kitchen" like dysentery.

move along

cristibrewer


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cristibrewer
Gokuchu wrote:This shirt is made of 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester? I wonder how it will feel. Probably still inferior to American Apparel shirts.



I've bought my 6th shirt today. Washes well, wears well. I like the quality and fit of the shirts they use.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

I guess you could say this design is a real BLAST from the PASSED.

Heh. Poop jokes.

SumDuud


quality posts: 21 Private Messages SumDuud
neuropsychosocial wrote:Why is this not on an apron?

This message is very important to keep in mind in the kitchen!

I totally would have bought this on an apron!


ditto!

I like the hoodie, but I have too many, an apron I'd of been all over. Woot gods make it so!

Let's see the quality impulse buys!
Wooter to blame for sellout: SumDuud
Sellout time: 8:11:25 AM Central Time

SumDuud


quality posts: 21 Private Messages SumDuud
j5 wrote:Because nothing says "welcome to my kitchen" like dysentery.


Hey at least someone wearing this is aware of what dangers lurk out there and perhaps they are even taking steps to fight said dangers...

Let's see the quality impulse buys!
Wooter to blame for sellout: SumDuud
Sellout time: 8:11:25 AM Central Time

kevlar51


quality posts: 43 Private Messages kevlar51

Thanks everybody! Here's to fond memories in the school computer lab, jumping at the chance to play a game under the guise of education .

mmorjon


quality posts: 2 Private Messages mmorjon

No surprise that Minnesota is one of the top buying states, The Oregon Trail was created there.

Edit: Also, we need a shirt about the awareness of people killing 2000 pounds of meat and only being able to take 150 pounds of it.