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Poll: Button down shirt: how many do you leave unbuttoned:
  • 1.8% - None. Button it all the way up! 19
  • 47.8% - One. For neck room. 510
  • 41.9% - Two. Give em a taste. 447
  • 3.9% - Three. People need to know that I do/don’t have chest hair. 42
  • 1.2% - More than three. (Tell us how many in the comments.) 13
  • 3.3% - Wide open, players! 35
1066 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?

blk909


quality posts: 0 Private Messages blk909

I no longer own any button shirts!

goldenthorn


quality posts: 38 Private Messages goldenthorn

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Depends on what I'm wearing and where. Regular button-downs/button-ups (BY THE WAY, DID YOU KNOW? Button-down shirts are only button shirts where the collar itself buttons down; button-up shirts are all other button shirts--the default. TMYK! YO JOE!) are generally top two and last bottom undone because lazy. But when I'm wearing certain shirts and going all I Have Style Let Me Show You The Expression Of It? I sometimes button everything all the way. It's a Fashion Trend Thing that I'm enjoying playing with at the moment. Hells, the other night I think that I may have successfully pulled off Transylvanian Hipster Countess with the fully-buttoning and accessorizing and clothing and stuff. I'm somewhat confident that it was a good look. Somewhat.

curtisuxor


quality posts: 56 Private Messages curtisuxor

I never button the top, even if I'm wearing a tie. Tightening the tie makes it look like it's buttoned. It's my way to passive-aggressively say "F you" to the man.

safyrejet


quality posts: 121 Private Messages safyrejet

I voted wide open, but the important detail there is that I really only wear button shirts as overshirts on top of a t-shirt.

But on the rare occasion I really am only wearing a button dress shirt, usually for business conference meetings and presentations, I leave one top button undone for neck room and necklace laying.

xxchange


quality posts: 44 Private Messages xxchange

Most of mine are sheer or men's shirts I stole from my family, so I just wear them as sweaters over t-shirts and button the last three buttons, if any.

My Colours: 6 Black, 9 Asphalt, 7 Cranberry, 4 Royal Blue, 10 Navy, 7 Silver, 7 Grass, 2 Orange, 2 Kelly Green, 8 Brown, 1 White, 2 Lemon, 7 Baby Blue, 3 Cream, 2 Heather Gray, 5 Olive, 1 Pink, 1 Eggplant

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bblhed


quality posts: 6 Private Messages bblhed

One if it is a dress shirt, two if it is a casual Hawaiian shirt, for some reason the buttons are closer on those things.

tdawgswim


quality posts: 1 Private Messages tdawgswim

And they say americans have no taste...

ckeilah


quality posts: 149 Private Messages ckeilah

Obviously, that depends upon how woot! prints it, duh!

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niwegenke


quality posts: 1 Private Messages niwegenke

2 almost always. Mostly because I'm lazy but also because I'm usually wearing an undershirt. If there are CEO's or whatever running around the office I'll still leave one open. Never wear a tie if I can help it! I'm a desk jockey but I'm a rebel!

hosesplus


quality posts: 0 Private Messages hosesplus

Never wear a shirt. Shirts are for sissies and people with weird nipples. If I have a formal occasion I just spray paint one on.

FIGHTING CRIME AND INDIFFERENCE SINCE 8:32 THIS MORNING

tonymontana444


quality posts: 9 Private Messages tonymontana444

"Give em a taste" lol

Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn

Now I'm worried about strange nipples. The first 3 look normal, but the other 2...maybe not.

Tube Tops are the way to go.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5
Mavyn wrote:Now I'm worried about strange nipples. The first 3 look normal, but the other 2...maybe not.

Tube Tops are the way to go.


You have 5 nipples?

I unbutton my shirt to however far down displays my gold horn pendant.

move along

Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn
j5 wrote:You have 5 nipples?

I unbutton my shirt to however far down displays my gold horn pendant.



Oh wait, me?

No, I have the normal number allocated to a human.

The cat, now...She has lots.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5
Mavyn wrote:Oh wait, me?

No, I have the normal number allocated to a human.

3 normal, 2 Abbey?

move along

Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn
j5 wrote:3 normal, 2 Abbey?



I think somethings are best left to the imagination, don't you?

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5
Mavyn wrote:I think somethings are best left to the imagination, don't you?

Right now I'm imagining catwoman.

move along

Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn
j5 wrote:Right now I'm imagining catwoman.



Meorooow!

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

mkdr


quality posts: 35 Private Messages mkdr

3 or 4 depending on the cut of the shirt. Below the boobs is a more definitive answer. My standard work outfit is a tanktop or plain tshirt under a dress blouse button halfway. It doesn't look right or fit me well any other way. Even if I find a blouse that fits buttoned all the way up, I'm so used to this style I think it looks weird. If I am at a more formal meeting or business trip I will opt for something that I can button higher or has no buttons.

forever fighting the urge to buy something just because it is cheap and cool...wait, it's cheap and cool, let me click that big yellow button!

j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5
Mavyn wrote:Meorooow!


Oh!
so that's what she's supposed to look like.

move along

Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn
j5 wrote:Oh!
so that's what she's supposed to look like.



Except for the bendy knee and belt.

And she's orange and black.

And generally more cat shaped and less human shaped.

But the whip is totally accurate.

Unless the 'she' is me, in which case...Well, my hip doesn't bend like that.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5
Mavyn wrote:Except for the bendy knee and belt.

And she's orange and black.

And generally more cat shaped and less human shaped.

But the whip is totally accurate.

Unless the 'she' is me, in which case...Well, my hip doesn't bend like that.

The "she" is catwoman. Who I can't seem to draw. Abbey normal bewbs and whatnot.
Otherwise

move along

Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn
j5 wrote:The "she" is catwoman. Who I can't seem to draw. Abbey normal bewbs and whatnot.
Otherwise



Oh, it's just her bewbs you can't draw?

Color me surprised.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.