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Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist?
Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed.
For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?
I am going to assume that no one who answered "I'm not a billboard" owns any branded clothing (e.g. sweatshirt with GAP across the front).
rrpwiii wrote:I am going to assume that no one who answered "I'm not a billboard" owns any branded clothing (e.g. sweatshirt with GAP across the front).
I have no clothing hawking anyone's brand. I don't know why anyone would. It is hard to get away from the tiny logos on chests/pockets, but otherwise, none.
I guess a better choice of wording would be a "permanent billboard." I'll be someone's billboard all day, as long as I can take it off at the end of the day. ;)
Maybe a hemorhoid creme on my a$$.
the key is permanent. I would do lots of stuff for money but not anything I couldn’t undo or change later
Hey, I even made those people take off their dealer branding when I bought my car. I would leave it on if they paid me.
If someone would pay me, I'd slap advertisements all over myself...as long as they're not permanent. There is no amount of money that would make me do it in tattoo format.
If the shirt has a brand logo on it, you'd better believe it was free or they gave me money to wear it. I'm not usually a billboard and I've never been an snowman (well, not with respect to this matter anyway).
And when did they start substituting the word "snowman" for id10t?
It really depends on the brand. If it was something with an interesting logo, and a product I would stand behind then yes, but not just for money.
I'm taking bids right now. Artists, let's see those logos. Best logo/price combination gets a place on my skin.
You do not put a bumper sticker on a Porche!
"Trojan" on my penis. But I'd only be able to fit the "T".
"Penis" is anatomical, woot. Literally every human male has one. Your talkblocker didn't catch it anyway.
Quite frankly I thought it was funny as well.
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