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lonelypond


quality posts: 421 Private Messages lonelypond

Well, this puts me in a holiday mood. And now I want to borrow Dasher so I can test out the "Be One With The Reindeer" theory.

neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 171 Private Messages neuropsychosocial

Ninja teaching the art of secret movement to Santa, a reindeer, and an elf? Brilliant, just brilliant. I love all of it; the details are fantastic, like the elf sitting on a stack of books.

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)

neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 171 Private Messages neuropsychosocial

PS: grammatical error in the write-up; might be deliberate, but I can't quite figure out the joke if it is: in Rule #5: "They're minds are not knotted with the same fear and anxiety as a human's"

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)

rabidwooter


quality posts: 1 Private Messages rabidwooter

Hilarious shirt, too bad it's only a christmas shirt.

collinvh


quality posts: 62 Private Messages collinvh

This is awesome!!!! Great work bud.

Edit: Totally in for one. Ho! Ho! Ho!

Ninjahero


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Ninjahero

I love the idea. Maybe in the future you can make another version that is less tied to Christmas. Perhaps Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny or other fairy tale creatures that are known for stealth.

Just a thought. Great shirt. Well done. :-)

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 564 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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Just a reminder that if you really want to be sure you get it in time for some party or event, you may want to consider the $5 overnight.

It's likely it'll make it by Christmas but I'd rather not have some of you going all rage quit if it doesn't. Save yourself the stress.



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Harui


quality posts: 17 Private Messages Harui

I love that the ninja is pointing with a sai. :D Or, to be more apropos, a jitte.

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." ~Albert Einstein

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 215 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Wallkickin' Santa. Christmas Ninpo. Ho ho hadouken.

I smell movie franchise. :-)

aquaregia


quality posts: 0 Private Messages aquaregia

That's no joke, it's a sp... er, I mean "a grammar error".

neuropsychosocial wrote:PS: grammatical error in the write-up; might be deliberate, but I can't quite figure out the joke if it is: in Rule #5: "They're minds are not knotted with the same fear and anxiety as a human's"



skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

The elf understudy is all "Yipes! I didn't enroll for THIS!"

oakenspirit


quality posts: 79 Private Messages oakenspirit

Santa's secret dojo have been FOUND!!!

That poor reindeer doesn't realize a sniper from the NONBELIEVERS has it in his sights!



cobraman61


quality posts: 2 Private Messages cobraman61

Have not bought a shirt in awhile.I really like this one,for this fatboy [me].Thanks ThunderThighs
for reminding everyone,about the overnight for 5 bucks,this way you know you will have it long before Christmas,I plan on wareing it,quite a few times before the big day.

GrammarYahtzee


quality posts: 8 Private Messages GrammarYahtzee
aquaregia wrote:"a grammar error".



Now, their their, Wooters. Your not showing the proper Christmas spirit. The people who right the Woot-blurbs spend many hours crafting witty prose in hopes of yore praise. They do double check there work, I'm shore. But spell check makes writing quickly so easy--I mean, its not like days of you're when you actually had to know the difference between to, two, too, and tutu.

cmdixon2


quality posts: 21 Private Messages cmdixon2

Hey, I'm glad this went up today. I was getting worried that Woot would wait until Christmas day to sell it.

Regardless, thanks Woot for picking this one up!

omistew


quality posts: 1 Private Messages omistew
skatimmy737 wrote:The elf understudy is all "Yipes! I didn't enroll for THIS!"



Pretty sure that it's a leperchan.

neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 171 Private Messages neuropsychosocial
GrammarYahtzee wrote:Now, their their, Wooters. Your not showing the proper Christmas spirit. The people who right the Woot-blurbs spend many hours crafting witty prose in hopes of yore praise. They do double check there work, I'm shore. But spell check makes writing quickly so easy--I mean, its not like days of you're when you actually had to know the difference between to, two, too, and tutu.

*round of applause*

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)

isavino


quality posts: 0 Private Messages isavino

Anyone having trouble with woot denying the sale? I hope its not because of my promo code..

yiftach


quality posts: 2 Private Messages yiftach
GrammarYahtzee wrote:Now, their their, Wooters. Your not showing the proper Christmas spirit. The people who right the Woot-blurbs spend many hours crafting witty prose in hopes of yore praise. They do double check there work, I'm shore. But spell check makes writing quickly so easy--I mean, its not like days of you're when you actually had to know the difference between to, two, too, and tutu.



I'm a bit of a stickler, so I came in to make sure someone noted the error in the writeup.

I read this comment, golf clapped, then promptly had a /

fishbiscuit5


quality posts: 35 Private Messages fishbiscuit5

Now THIS is a Christmas shirt! Love it, Chris!



walmazan


quality posts: 64 Private Messages walmazan

Congratulation Chris! This is amazing!

straind


quality posts: 0 Private Messages straind
neuropsychosocial wrote:PS: grammatical error in the write-up; might be deliberate, but I can't quite figure out the joke if it is: in Rule #5: "They're minds are not knotted with the same fear and anxiety as a human's"



The joke would require the ninja to be a pirate. Maybe the writer forgot whether it was a pirate or a ninja, and figured they're equally liked on the internets, so whatever.

Free shirt idea to anyone who agrees to send me all the money they make from it: Split the students up. Pirate captain teaches Santa, parrot teaches reindeer, and midgety boatswain teaches elf.

benitabrisco


quality posts: 0 Private Messages benitabrisco

This makes me giggle and sing "Woot-Off the red-nosed reindeer..."

ROGETRAY


quality posts: 157 Private Messages ROGETRAY

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benitabrisco wrote:This makes me giggle and sing "Woot-Off the red-nosed reindeer..."



DMX stylez....

goodentime


quality posts: 0 Private Messages goodentime

Santa is sitting on a stack of books too, he's just too much Santa!

TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

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