rrearleii wrote:This doesn't even make sense . . .
(Don LaFontaine voice)
In a world where Sauron's forces have been defeated, Goblin hordes have been eradicated, the elves have gone into the west, and Smaug has been long dead. A lone wizard struggles with new foes: a bad economy, high unemployment, and ageism. Desperate to find a venue where his magic will be accepted, Gandalf T. Grey begins life anew as a Carnival Barker proudly proclaiming the height requirement for the amusement rides. It seems an easy job, but it takes courage and valor to deny passage to even the bravest of adventurers, some of whom can really give you a nasty bite on the shin.
and, from the woot-blurb, "mouthes?" Really, mouthes? Are we not even using sepll cehck anymore?