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i am asking you politely to stop taking my money.

Clever + cute, but no thank you.

Congrats, Flying Mouse. But you left out the one where the cat is smothered by my falling tee collection.

My dogs have done multiple of #5. Stupid Cat owners let their cats run everywhere and then wonder why their cats disappear.

Did a double take, thought for sure #7(bottom left) was death by Orange Juicer. Ahh, reminds me of the fond mornings when Mom would make fresh squeezed Cat OJ.

Hey what can I say I was raised by a pack of dogs. :'P

this is like the saddest shirt ever.

What an inspirational shirt. The kitty's on his last life and he still is able to live life happy and carefree.

I think every ex cat owner (who lost a cat by one of these ways) will be extremely happy to see you in this shirt. For me it is not funny. Cruel shirt.

Is number two eating bullets? And what IS number seven?

A win for cuteness. Congrats flyingmouse!

jagarrou wrote:Is number two eating bullets? And what IS number seven?

Batteries and toilet.

Oh my cuteness! It's so cute and cutesie, i just love how cute it is. I wish every shirt could be this cute so we could have cute, cutesie cuteness everywhere. Not sarcasm I swear.

"Batteries and toilet."

Now THAT would be a Woot-Off!

Dumb ways to die...

Not funny. Sick shirt. You should be ashamed.

The woot monkey Krampus must have demanded the cat quota be filled! Nine cats in one shirt!

(then again, do dead cats count?)

Grats on the win! So cute.

Oh look, another cat shirt...what a surprise.

funkyzebu wrote:Oh look, another cat shirt...what a surprise.

Honestly, how often do you see people wearing a shirt with a cat on it? I wonder how many people that vote for these shirts actually buy them.

Cats!
Why did it have to be cats!
~Cleopatra Jones

WHAT is the second cat eating....corks?

What's Cat #6? Supercat with no powers? oops! Can't fly!

I don't get #6 (the cat with the cape). Otherwise, it's cute.

moniquelovescats wrote:...corks?

BOOM, double take.

Cats die, true story. Maybe this can serve as a cautionary tale for the would-be cat owner. Alternatively, maybe people thinking that this shirt is cruel can chill the heck out.

Jnieberd wrote:What's Cat #6? Supercat with no powers? oops! Can't fly!

Ha ha! I posted almost the exact thing at the same time you did. :-D

moniquelovescats wrote:WHAT is the second cat eating....corks?

Batteries ...

cfox612 wrote:Batteries and toilet.

So those are not cigarettes in 2? I am sorry but even is they look a little like cigarettes I will not buy it.

moniquelovescats wrote:WHAT is the second cat eating....corks?

2nd one is batteries.

spiderdad wrote:I don't get #6 (the cat with the cape). Otherwise, it's cute.

The cat always like to jumping here and there, at a high places. Maybe they thought they can fly like superman.

grecom25 wrote:Honestly, how often do you see people wearing a shirt with a cat on it? I wonder how many people that vote for these shirts actually buy them.

I buy cat shirts. If it's Schroedinger's Cat.

Thanks for all the vote!

FlyingMouse365 wrote:2nd one is batteries.

Am I the only one who saw shotgun shells, not batteries?

ariadnesthread wrote:Am I the only one who saw shotgun shells, not batteries?

Looked like pills to me at first glance... Kitty needs to make the pain go away.

Bought one for my kid!

ariadnesthread wrote:Am I the only one who saw shotgun shells, not batteries?

I saw shotgun shells...

ariadnesthread wrote:Am I the only one who saw shotgun shells, not batteries?

I saw shells as well. "Yup, that'll kill that there cat good 'n' dead!"

I also saw #9 as the car narrowly avoiding falling in a bottomless pit, not as it romping playfully with it's shadow. I think the "9th live, finally learns to avoid simple pitfalls" is an important message to take away from this shirt.

Since, all shirts require important takeaway messages.

ariadnesthread wrote:Am I the only one who saw shotgun shells, not batteries?

No, that's what I saw too.

I'm horking up a giant hairball at yet another cute cat shirt.