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Nine Lives

Speed to First Woot:
2m 34.004s
First Sucker:
Daddyofnine
Last Wooter to Woot:
sdistad
Last Purchase:
8 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 46% of Shirt Woots
Top 23% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1695

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 17% one year old
  • 71% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Quality Posts


ThunderThighs


quality posts: 545 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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REMINDER: If you want it by Christmas, choose the $5 Next Day shipping option.



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debbernaut


quality posts: 8 Private Messages debbernaut

i am asking you politely to stop taking my money.

lonelypond


quality posts: 409 Private Messages lonelypond

Clever + cute, but no thank you.

ressamac


quality posts: 4 Private Messages ressamac

Congrats, Flying Mouse. But you left out the one where the cat is smothered by my falling tee collection.

Reclaimer456


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Reclaimer456

My dogs have done multiple of #5. Stupid Cat owners let their cats run everywhere and then wonder why their cats disappear.

BabyBear


quality posts: 18 Private Messages BabyBear

Did a double take, thought for sure #7(bottom left) was death by Orange Juicer. Ahh, reminds me of the fond mornings when Mom would make fresh squeezed Cat OJ.

Hey what can I say I was raised by a pack of dogs. :'P

orangepaisley1


quality posts: 1 Private Messages orangepaisley1

this is like the saddest shirt ever.

TobiasAmaranth


quality posts: 21 Private Messages TobiasAmaranth

What an inspirational shirt. The kitty's on his last life and he still is able to live life happy and carefree.

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kazintsev


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kazintsev

I think every ex cat owner (who lost a cat by one of these ways) will be extremely happy to see you in this shirt. For me it is not funny. Cruel shirt.

jagarrou


quality posts: 3 Private Messages jagarrou

Is number two eating bullets? And what IS number seven?

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 210 Private Messages Spiritgreen

A win for cuteness. Congrats flyingmouse!

cfox612


quality posts: 4 Private Messages cfox612
jagarrou wrote:Is number two eating bullets? And what IS number seven?



Batteries and toilet.

bigpauly85


quality posts: 3 Private Messages bigpauly85

Oh my cuteness! It's so cute and cutesie, i just love how cute it is. I wish every shirt could be this cute so we could have cute, cutesie cuteness everywhere. Not sarcasm I swear.

jagarrou


quality posts: 3 Private Messages jagarrou

"Batteries and toilet."

Now THAT would be a Woot-Off!

NellaYesac


quality posts: 1 Private Messages NellaYesac

Dumb ways to die...

ellayem


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ellayem

Not funny. Sick shirt. You should be ashamed.

LAM

oakenspirit


quality posts: 72 Private Messages oakenspirit

The woot monkey Krampus must have demanded the cat quota be filled! Nine cats in one shirt!

(then again, do dead cats count?)

Grats on the win! So cute.


ThunderThighs


quality posts: 545 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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NellaYesac wrote:Dumb ways to die...



I LOVE THAT VIDEO! There's a video game parody of it.



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funkyzebu


quality posts: 1 Private Messages funkyzebu

Oh look, another cat shirt...what a surprise.

grecom25


quality posts: 0 Private Messages grecom25
funkyzebu wrote:Oh look, another cat shirt...what a surprise.



Honestly, how often do you see people wearing a shirt with a cat on it? I wonder how many people that vote for these shirts actually buy them.

j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5

Cats!
Why did it have to be cats!
~Cleopatra Jones

move along

moniquelovescats


quality posts: 0 Private Messages moniquelovescats

WHAT is the second cat eating....corks?

Jnieberd


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Jnieberd

What's Cat #6? Supercat with no powers? oops! Can't fly!

The Force is like Duct Tape: It has a Light Side and a Dark Side and it binds the galaxy together.

spiderdad


quality posts: 2 Private Messages spiderdad

I don't get #6 (the cat with the cape). Otherwise, it's cute.

lotsofgoats


quality posts: 3 Private Messages lotsofgoats
moniquelovescats wrote:...corks?


BOOM, double take.

Cats die, true story. Maybe this can serve as a cautionary tale for the would-be cat owner. Alternatively, maybe people thinking that this shirt is cruel can chill the heck out.

spiderdad


quality posts: 2 Private Messages spiderdad
Jnieberd wrote:What's Cat #6? Supercat with no powers? oops! Can't fly!



Ha ha! I posted almost the exact thing at the same time you did. :-D

spiderdad


quality posts: 2 Private Messages spiderdad
moniquelovescats wrote:WHAT is the second cat eating....corks?



Batteries ...

skopi


quality posts: 1 Private Messages skopi
cfox612 wrote:Batteries and toilet.



So those are not cigarettes in 2? I am sorry but even is they look a little like cigarettes I will not buy it.

FlyingMouse365


quality posts: 5 Private Messages FlyingMouse365
moniquelovescats wrote:WHAT is the second cat eating....corks?



2nd one is batteries.

FlyingMouse365


quality posts: 5 Private Messages FlyingMouse365
spiderdad wrote:I don't get #6 (the cat with the cape). Otherwise, it's cute.



The cat always like to jumping here and there, at a high places. Maybe they thought they can fly like superman.

dogboi


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dogboi
grecom25 wrote:Honestly, how often do you see people wearing a shirt with a cat on it? I wonder how many people that vote for these shirts actually buy them.



I buy cat shirts. If it's Schroedinger's Cat.

FlyingMouse365


quality posts: 5 Private Messages FlyingMouse365

Thanks for all the vote!

ariadnesthread


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ariadnesthread
FlyingMouse365 wrote:2nd one is batteries.



Am I the only one who saw shotgun shells, not batteries?

justkissmybass


quality posts: 3 Private Messages justkissmybass
ariadnesthread wrote:Am I the only one who saw shotgun shells, not batteries?



Looked like pills to me at first glance... Kitty needs to make the pain go away.

sweetconcorde


quality posts: 1 Private Messages sweetconcorde

Bought one for my kid!

wendisu


quality posts: 0 Private Messages wendisu
ariadnesthread wrote:Am I the only one who saw shotgun shells, not batteries?



I saw shotgun shells...

Pazuzu


quality posts: 9 Private Messages Pazuzu
ariadnesthread wrote:Am I the only one who saw shotgun shells, not batteries?



I saw shells as well. "Yup, that'll kill that there cat good 'n' dead!"

I also saw #9 as the car narrowly avoiding falling in a bottomless pit, not as it romping playfully with it's shadow. I think the "9th live, finally learns to avoid simple pitfalls" is an important message to take away from this shirt.

Since, all shirts require important takeaway messages.

dukeofwulf


quality posts: 7 Private Messages dukeofwulf
ariadnesthread wrote:Am I the only one who saw shotgun shells, not batteries?



No, that's what I saw too.

blzben


quality posts: 4 Private Messages blzben

I'm horking up a giant hairball at yet another cute cat shirt.