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Poll: Who would win in a bar fight?
  • 9.1% - Ramyb 91
  • 9.6% - Walmazan 96
  • 5.8% - Spiritgreen 58
  • 73.2% - I don’t know who these people(?) are. 730
  • 2.2% - Another designer I’ll throw money on in the comments. 22
997 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?

odysseyroc


quality posts: 33 Private Messages odysseyroc

Walmazan takes it easily. Kevlar51 told me Wences shot a man in Zacatecas, just to watch him die.





Shinespark


quality posts: 33 Private Messages Shinespark

Ramyb would perform the same move over and over again but somehow people would be convinced it's awesome each punch.

bluejester


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odysseyroc wrote:Walmazan takes it easily. Kevlar51 told me Wences shot a man in Zacatecas, just to watch him die.



I believe this is nearly a true story, but it was two men and they were trying to steal his girl.

I too vote for Wences.

TobiasAmaranth


quality posts: 26 Private Messages TobiasAmaranth

Wow, so many people that visit here don't know these artist names at the very least. Tisk tisk.

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klynb


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bluejester wrote:I believe this is nearly a true story, but it was two men and they were trying to steal his girl.

I too vote for Wences.



I heard it was three men and a donkey, and they were trying to steal his beer. One more vote for Wences.

lonelypond


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No one else thinking Spiritgreen = soccer hooligan in non wooting time?!?!?!?!

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neuropsychosocial


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No one has Robbie Lee? I'm convinced Robbie is the bad boy of the bunch!

And if not, surely he'll program a robot to win the fight for him.

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thumperchick


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Shinespark wrote:Ramyb would perform the same move over and over again but somehow people would be convinced it's awesome each punch.



Hey, button mashers win Street Fighter sometimes, right?

But come on woot, we know Walmazan has this on lock. SpiritGreen in 2nd.


ETA - If I were to throw one in the ring, DrakXXX. Yep. Bam.

aayjay


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neuropsychosocial wrote:No one has Robbie Lee? I'm convinced Robbie is the bad boy of the bunch!

And if not, surely he'll program a robot to win the fight for him.



Seconding Robbie Lee & his robots!

bmw66x


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In a game of bar darts, BootsBoots (aka Jaime M.) would win easily. Or so she claims.

I'm Bryan. Nice to meet you, Wooter.

ChronoSquall14


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They all seem nice and bulletproof to the slings and arrows of anonymous arrow-slingers, but I voted Spirit.

goldenthorn


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Robbie would definitely have the edge with his kickass robots and he'd basically beat everyone to the very brink of his winning the galaxy but then he and his robot army would suddenly leave the bar to rescue a kitten out of a tree and then Edgar would swoop in from an interdimensional portal hidden behind the bar and drive everyone insane with his naif genius of beautiful horrors.

kevlar51


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odysseyroc wrote:Walmazan takes it easily. Kevlar51 told me Wences shot a man in Zacatecas, just to watch him die.



I owe that man my life 3 times over. Unfortunately for me, he knows it.

When you stare into his eyes, you see no life at all.

ambergreen


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lonelypond wrote:No one else thinking Spiritgreen = soccer hooligan in non wooting time?!?!?!?!



That's my bet.

bluetuba


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"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

orabbit


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lonelypond wrote:No one else thinking Spiritgreen = soccer hooligan in non wooting time?!?!?!?!



+1 He drinks a whisky drink, he drinks a cider drink, fools get knocked down.

smurfage


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Legend has it, Walmazan killed a man using only raw vegetables.

neuropsychosocial


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smurfage wrote:Legend has it, Walmazan killed a man using only raw vegetables.

Legend has it, Walmazan stole all the noses from all the vegetables in all the lands.

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)

PhoenixRaven


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Patrickspens would own all three.

~Rebekah

aeris82


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PhoenixRaven wrote:Patrickspens would own all three.



QFT.

lkackman


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odysseyroc wrote:Walmazan takes it easily. Kevlar51 told me Wences shot a man in Zacatecas, just to watch him die.



HAHA, reminder to stay clear of the border.

blanked


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TobiasAmaranth wrote:Wow, so many people that visit here don't know these artist names at the very least. Tisk tisk.



Or while they reconize the art they don't know them personally. Though for some reason, of those listed, I was leaning walz.

j5


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PhoenixRaven wrote:Patrickspens would own all three.


PatrickSpens, being from Utah, has a high probability of being a pacifist.

I heard Walmazan was a member of STC.

I have a shirt catalog, y'all!

Narfcake


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Let's play process of elimination:

- Just as GT said, Robbie's robots will be easily distracted by cats, and seeing how many cats there are around here, there's no way he's going to win.

- Spiritgreen ... sure, there's his sea otter, but it's just a matter of time in which the cuteness overflows ... so sorry - have to rule you out too.

- Ramy's squirrel will only good until he needs more coffee. And you can certainly rule out his penguins, who'd rather play or just relax. And forget about a turtle being of any help too.

- Which leaves Wences ... carrot with a flame thrower? Apple with a gas can? And just the smashing and blending ... yeah, we know who will win in a brawl.

dnlkolender


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Its DianeSprinkles!!!!!!!!!!

computermd82


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It's all fun and games until Spiritgreen rolls a 20 for the win!

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