Shirt.Woot

Python.
Close second is Tarantino

Arrested Development

Army of Darkness:
"Shop smart. Shop S-mart"
"This is my BOOM stick!"
"Lady, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave the store."

Empire Records - "What's with today, today?"

Scrubs.

Coen Brothers - "I take you're not a golfer."

Family Guy.

Casablanca or Caddyshack.

"Look, we all go way back and I owe you from the thing with the guy in the place and I'll never forget it. "

A little bit of everything really, Doctor Who, Star Wars, Trek, LOTR, Simpsons, Firefly, internet memes and more. But the one that no one has mentioned yet is "Real Genius".

"All of my filth is arranged in alphabetical order. This, for instance, is under 'H' for 'toy'."

"It's yet another in a long series of diversions in an attempt to avoid responsibility."

"Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you? ... Why am I the only one who has that dream?"

"I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, '... I drank what?'"

Super Troopers/Grandma's Boy

Ground Hog Day:

"It's my favourite move; I've seen it over a hundred times."

"Am I right, or am I right? Right? Right?"

"Don't forget your booties 'cause it's COLD out there today; it's cold out there everyday; what is this Miami Beach? Not hardly!"

"Giant leech got me"

"Do you ever have deja vu?"
"Didn't you just ask me that?"

"What a waste of time!"

"What would you do, if every day was the same, and nothing you did mattered?"
" 'Bout sums it up for me."

I could go on.

lgbtech wrote:... "Real Genius".

"All of my filth is arranged in alphabetical order. This, for instance, is under 'H' for 'toy'."

"It's yet another in a long series of diversions in an attempt to avoid responsibility."

"Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you? ... Why am I the only one who has that dream?"

"I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, '... I drank what?'"

"Your mother puts license plates on your underwear? How do you sit?"

I find myself quoting Big Bang

The Mighty Boosh. "I am Sandstorm! Prepare for a chafing!"

Office Space

Princess Bride
Any and all of Whedonverse
Big Bang Theory
E.T. cuz I have all the power.

Mel Brooks. Achoo. A Jew, here? No A-Choo, it's my name man.

Futurama

People used to call me stupid, but I proved them.

Don't quote about Fight Club.

Discord wrote:The Mighty Boosh. "I am Sandstorm! Prepare for a chafing!"

"I'm the moon."

:D

Friends (PIVOT!!!!)

Office Space (Watch your cornhole, bud!)

Breakfast Club (The world's an imperfect place. Screws fall out all the time!)

Really...you didn't mention Fletch?!

-- This little proposition doesn't entail me dressing as Little Bo-Peep, does it?

I quote my friend, Gus, who once stopped by & stayed for a while. As he was leaving, he said, "I feel more like I do now than I did when I got here." Oddly, so did I.

The Princess Bride

"We are men of action, lies do not become us."

The Boondock Saints. and I'm strangely comfortable with it.

TV Commercials, anyone?

Young Frankenstein - "Werewolf? There wolf" and Groucho Marx - "Pull up a lap and have a seat."

penthus wrote:Futurama. Now SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

SECOND.

Joe Dirt!

It must be Thursday. I can never quite get the hang of Thursdays.

And it seems neither can anyone else what with no mention of Hitchhikers Guide yet.

"R.O.U.S.es? I don't believe they exist."

Downton Abbey!

"What is a weekend?"

its INCONCEIVABLE that the most quotable movie of all times didn't make the poll!