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Rhyming Orange

Speed to First Woot:
3m 15.664s
First Sucker:
msbarcum
Last Wooter to Woot:
jessica5o5
Last Purchase:
5 months ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 21% of Shirt Woots
Top 49% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
205

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 16% one year old
  • 74% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 3% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Quality Posts


neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 171 Private Messages neuropsychosocial

Orange you glad woot put this design on an apron? Perfect choice!

Congratulations on the print, tjost!

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)

bpr2


quality posts: 181 Private Messages bpr2

WOOT! AMERICAN APPAREL!

that was fun while it lasted!

vinithehat


quality posts: 23 Private Messages vinithehat

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Blorenge

thats all im gonna say

pupyluvr


quality posts: 48 Private Messages pupyluvr

Well Durrr... Everyone knows that Orange rhymes with Dorenge, Forenge, Horenge and Blorenge.

thumperchick


quality posts: 233 Private Messages thumperchick

Knock knock

Who's there?

Banana

Banana who?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Banana

Banana who?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Banana

Banana who?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Orange

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?

Stexe


quality posts: 21 Private Messages Stexe

"Orange" kind of rhymes with "porridge" if your accent is strong enough...

It also rhymes with "Blorenge" which is a hill in Wales.

At least it isn't a silver-colored orange with a ton of other features: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_words_without_rhymes

laurafoy


quality posts: 3 Private Messages laurafoy

pomogranite? Really, shirt.woot?

pinothyj


quality posts: 6 Private Messages pinothyj

I would have bought this if it was on purple or silver…

lonelypond


quality posts: 408 Private Messages lonelypond

The orange looks so darn cheerful, the other Vitamin C.

logicape


quality posts: 3 Private Messages logicape

Give it to a modern rap 'star' - they seem to be able to rhyme about anything. Orange - Delorean... close enough!

asnka


quality posts: 0 Private Messages asnka

looks like this...
http://www.threadless.com/product/462/Nothing_Rhymes_With_Orange

mjc613


quality posts: 47 Private Messages mjc613

Even though this isn't printed on navy, I am still hoping this gets to my house in time for the Pinstripe Bowl, so I can support the Syracuse Orange in STYLE!

baybei


quality posts: 49 Private Messages baybei

One potato, two potato,
Three potato, four,
Five potato, six potato,
Seven potato, more!

Oh shoot! We were talking about oranges here...sorry! :/

orangesrhyme


quality posts: 1 Private Messages orangesrhyme

Ha haaaaa I've been waiting for this my entire online life!

killme


quality posts: 3 Private Messages killme

What rhymes with orange. No, it doesn't.

jclough59


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jclough59

Orange
Door-hinge
If you squint your ears they sort of rhyme. Kind of. Maybe.

lynblair


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lynblair

"Onomatopoeia", dagnabbit!

ClaudiaM


quality posts: 4 Private Messages ClaudiaM
laurafoy wrote:pomogranite? Really, shirt.woot?



Not to mention onomonopia. I had no idea that was a common misspelling until today... and was happier not knowing.

tjost


quality posts: 25 Private Messages tjost

Yeah! And on AA to boot. Narf, not only does this shirt feature cute anthropomorphic food but with the AA blanks this means your obligated to buy 3 (kidding... kind of) Thanks Woot for printing this!

vulpoid


quality posts: 1 Private Messages vulpoid

Door Hinge... C'mon folks.. this is easy.

amroyo


quality posts: 0 Private Messages amroyo

Love it, Tjost.

edit: found the royal blue discussion thread.

isfacat


quality posts: 0 Private Messages isfacat

Wait a second... That orange went to LSU? So THAT'S where Annoying Orange was born!

Narfcake


quality posts: 279 Private Messages Narfcake
tjost wrote:... Narf, not only does this shirt feature cute anthropomorphic food but with the AA blanks this means your obligated to buy 3 (kidding... kind of)


BAH!

Now where's that coin ...

(Backstory: TJost also created Eat More Meat, which is my #3 favorite shirt.woot shirt. I have two copies in wear rotation and two additional backup copies.)

mediaocker


quality posts: 4 Private Messages mediaocker

We have been wrestling with rhymes for Orange for years... While talking about this in the car with my kids and their friends, one of my kids friends, in a non-flummoxed stylee, retorted, "Door Hinge rhymes With Orange, silly..."

-and you know, she was right! ...smartiepantz....

"-ask not woot you can do for your country, ask woot you can consume..."

RWoodward


quality posts: 58 Private Messages RWoodward
mediaocker wrote:We have been wrestling with rhymes for Orange for years... While talking about this in the car with my kids and their friends, one of my kids friends, in a non-flummoxed stylee, retorted, "Door Hinge rhymes With Orange, silly..."

-and you know, she was right! ...smartiepantz....



Yeah, it was on Letterman 20 years ago.

Except they made it funny by having Larry "Bud" Melman say it, and his pronounciation of orange was so accented it *didn't* rhyme. Sort of like "ornja"

micahfishes


quality posts: 6 Private Messages micahfishes

4-inch door hinge

wvutkep1002


quality posts: 6 Private Messages wvutkep1002

If only I didn't already have 3 shirt.woots on Royal Blue, I would order just to support the AA blanks.

SHIRT WOOT GODS: LISTEN TO THE PEOPLE AND GET RID OF THE ANVIL BLANKS! I and others WILL buy again if you switch, but many people have 'retired' from shirt.woot due to the more expensive, lower quality blanks.

Good thing is AA blanks get better every time you wash/wear so my collection is still going strong (although not growing because of the buying freeze)

Please listen to your customers WOOT!

I just keep buying more and more crap...

brownwell


quality posts: 1 Private Messages brownwell

"Oranges, Sporanges... Who says there ain't no rhyme for oranges???"

With many thanks to Witchypoo on H.R.Pufnstuf (circa 1970).

Oh, and a sporange is a capsule of spores (alt = sporangium, pl = sporangia).

ajc263


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ajc263

I hope someone lets the rhyming pirates know about this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AawQvD8L_h4

lynnelyons


quality posts: 1 Private Messages lynnelyons

Kurt Vonnegut said there IS a Rhyme for Orange ! DOOR Hinge !

DJIce


quality posts: 2 Private Messages DJIce
jclough59 wrote:Orange
Door-hinge
If you squint your ears they sort of rhyme. Kind of. Maybe.



I thought of this one nearly two decades ago; no one ever admits it works.

Woot ownz my walletz

neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 171 Private Messages neuropsychosocial
tjost wrote:Yeah! And on AA to boot. Narf, not only does this shirt feature cute anthropomorphic food but with the AA blanks this means your obligated to buy 3 (kidding... kind of) Thanks Woot for printing this!

Every once in a while, I tease Narf that if we end up married, we'll decorate our kitchen in shirt.woot: Binge, Eat More Meat, Fresh Cake, Artichokey, Which Way to Bacon Town, Odd Bear Out...

Narfcake wrote:(Backstory: TJost also created Eat More Meat, which is my #3 favorite shirt.woot shirt. I have two copies in wear rotation and two additional backup copies.)

You keep forgetting that you have five copies!

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)

groosalugg


quality posts: 4 Private Messages groosalugg

Where's the Fruitcake?

RobinBobcat


quality posts: 41 Private Messages RobinBobcat

I am rather fond of Etrigan the Demon's response when asked about rhyming 'Orange'.

His preferred rhyme is 'Whore Binge'.

Meow

Go Squarryls!

TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

Speed to First Woot: 3m 15.664s
First Sucker: msbarcum
Last Wooter to Woot: neuropsychosocial
Last Purchase: 2 minutes ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 30% of Shirt Woots
Bottom 41% of all Woots
Woots Sold: 161

First day sales 161
First day posts 34

neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 171 Private Messages neuropsychosocial
TheGolux wrote:
Last Wooter to Woot: neuropsychosocial
Woots Sold: 161

Except I purchased an apron, not a t-shirt. Are the apron/hoodie sales included in the first day sales figure?

Tjost: what do you have for first day sales?

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)

neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 171 Private Messages neuropsychosocial

Debut day: short-sleeve t (AA blanks for women and men); hoodies; aprons

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)