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Orange you glad woot put this design on an apron? Perfect choice!

Congratulations on the print, tjost!

WOOT! AMERICAN APPAREL!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Blorenge

thats all im gonna say

Well Durrr... Everyone knows that Orange rhymes with Dorenge, Forenge, Horenge and Blorenge.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Banana

Banana who?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Banana

Banana who?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Banana

Banana who?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Orange

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?

"Orange" kind of rhymes with "porridge" if your accent is strong enough...

It also rhymes with "Blorenge" which is a hill in Wales.

At least it isn't a silver-colored orange with a ton of other features: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_words_without_rhymes

pomogranite? Really, shirt.woot?

I would have bought this if it was on purple or silver…

The orange looks so darn cheerful, the other Vitamin C.

Give it to a modern rap 'star' - they seem to be able to rhyme about anything. Orange - Delorean... close enough!

looks like this...
http://www.threadless.com/product/462/Nothing_Rhymes_With_Orange

Even though this isn't printed on navy, I am still hoping this gets to my house in time for the Pinstripe Bowl, so I can support the Syracuse Orange in STYLE!

One potato, two potato,
Three potato, four,
Five potato, six potato,
Seven potato, more!

Oh shoot! We were talking about oranges here...sorry! :/

Ha haaaaa I've been waiting for this my entire online life!

What rhymes with orange. No, it doesn't.

Orange
Door-hinge
If you squint your ears they sort of rhyme. Kind of. Maybe.

"Onomatopoeia", dagnabbit!

laurafoy wrote:pomogranite? Really, shirt.woot?

Not to mention onomonopia. I had no idea that was a common misspelling until today... and was happier not knowing.

Yeah! And on AA to boot. Narf, not only does this shirt feature cute anthropomorphic food but with the AA blanks this means your obligated to buy 3 (kidding... kind of) Thanks Woot for printing this!

Door Hinge... C'mon folks.. this is easy.

Love it, Tjost.

edit: found the royal blue discussion thread.

Wait a second... That orange went to LSU? So THAT'S where Annoying Orange was born!

tjost wrote:... Narf, not only does this shirt feature cute anthropomorphic food but with the AA blanks this means your obligated to buy 3 (kidding... kind of)

BAH!

Now where's that coin ...

(Backstory: TJost also created Eat More Meat, which is my #3 favorite shirt.woot shirt. I have two copies in wear rotation and two additional backup copies.)

We have been wrestling with rhymes for Orange for years... While talking about this in the car with my kids and their friends, one of my kids friends, in a non-flummoxed stylee, retorted, "Door Hinge rhymes With Orange, silly..."

-and you know, she was right! ...smartiepantz....

mediaocker wrote:We have been wrestling with rhymes for Orange for years... While talking about this in the car with my kids and their friends, one of my kids friends, in a non-flummoxed stylee, retorted, "Door Hinge rhymes With Orange, silly..."

-and you know, she was right! ...smartiepantz....

Yeah, it was on Letterman 20 years ago.

Except they made it funny by having Larry "Bud" Melman say it, and his pronounciation of orange was so accented it *didn't* rhyme. Sort of like "ornja"

4-inch door hinge

If only I didn't already have 3 shirt.woots on Royal Blue, I would order just to support the AA blanks.

SHIRT WOOT GODS: LISTEN TO THE PEOPLE AND GET RID OF THE ANVIL BLANKS! I and others WILL buy again if you switch, but many people have 'retired' from shirt.woot due to the more expensive, lower quality blanks.

Good thing is AA blanks get better every time you wash/wear so my collection is still going strong (although not growing because of the buying freeze)

Please listen to your customers WOOT!

"Oranges, Sporanges... Who says there ain't no rhyme for oranges???"

With many thanks to Witchypoo on H.R.Pufnstuf (circa 1970).

Oh, and a sporange is a capsule of spores (alt = sporangium, pl = sporangia).

I hope someone lets the rhyming pirates know about this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AawQvD8L_h4

Kurt Vonnegut said there IS a Rhyme for Orange ! DOOR Hinge !

jclough59 wrote:Orange
Door-hinge
If you squint your ears they sort of rhyme. Kind of. Maybe.

I thought of this one nearly two decades ago; no one ever admits it works.

tjost wrote:Yeah! And on AA to boot. Narf, not only does this shirt feature cute anthropomorphic food but with the AA blanks this means your obligated to buy 3 (kidding... kind of) Thanks Woot for printing this!

Every once in a while, I tease Narf that if we end up married, we'll decorate our kitchen in shirt.woot: Binge, Eat More Meat, Fresh Cake, Artichokey, Which Way to Bacon Town, Odd Bear Out...

Narfcake wrote:(Backstory: TJost also created Eat More Meat, which is my #3 favorite shirt.woot shirt. I have two copies in wear rotation and two additional backup copies.)

You keep forgetting that you have five copies!

Where's the Fruitcake?

I am rather fond of Etrigan the Demon's response when asked about rhyming 'Orange'.

His preferred rhyme is 'Whore Binge'.

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TheGolux wrote:
Last Wooter to Woot: neuropsychosocial
Woots Sold: 161

Except I purchased an apron, not a t-shirt. Are the apron/hoodie sales included in the first day sales figure?

Tjost: what do you have for first day sales?

Debut day: short-sleeve t (AA blanks for women and men); hoodies; aprons