Poll: What’s to-day, my fine fellow?
To-day? Why, Christmas Day.
I donno, moneybags. Is there a turkey in it for me?
Why did you have that weird, brief pause between “to” and “day”?
Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist?
Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed.
For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?