On the first day of Christmas, my shirt.woot showed to me: a muppet eating cookies!
On the second day of Christmas, my shirt.woot showed to me: Two Thunder Thighs, and a muppet eating cookies!
On the third day of Christmas, my shirt.woot showed to me: Three cat shirts, two Thunder Thighs, and a muppet eating cookies!
On the fourth day of Christmas, my shirt.woot showed to me: Four t-rexes, three cat shirts, two Thunder Thighs, and a muppet eating cookies!
On the fifth day of Christmas, my shirt.woot showed to me: Fiiiiiiive blue blanks, four t-rexes, three cat shirts, two Thunder Thighs, and a muppet eating cookies!
On the sixth day of Christmas, my shirt.woot showed to me: Six pantone colors, fiiiiiiive blue blanks, four t-rexes, three cat shirts, two Thunder Thighs, and a muppet eating cookies!
On the seventh day of Christmas, my shirt.woot showed to me: Seven Star Wars mash-ups, six pantone colors, fiiiiiiive blue blanks, four t-rexes, three cat shirts, two Thunder Thighs, and a muppet eating cookies!
On the eighth day of Christmas, my shirt.woot showed to me: Eight navy ninjas, seven Star Wars mash-ups, six pantone colors, fiiiiiiive blue blanks, four t-rexes, three cat shirts, two Thunder Thighs, and a muppet eating cookies!
On the ninth day of Christmas, my shirt.woot showed to me: Nine ladies' sizes, eight navy ninjas, seven Star Wars mash-ups, six pantone colors, fiiiiiiive blue blanks, four t-rexes, three cat shirts, two Thunder Thighs, and a muppet eating cookies!
On the tenth day of Christmas, my shirt.woot showed to me: Ten Monty Pythons, nine ladies' sizes, eight navy ninjas, seven Star Wars mash-ups, six pantone colors, fiiiiiiive blue blanks, four t-rexes, three cat shirts, two Thunder Thighs, and a muppet eating cookies!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my shirt.woot showed to me: Eleven ravens rapping, ten Monty Pythons, nine ladies' sizes, eight navy ninjas, seven Star Wars mash-ups, six pantone colors, fiiiiiiive blue blanks, four t-rexes, three cat shirts, two Thunder Thighs, and a muppet eating cookies!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my shirt.woot showed to me: Twelve wooters wooting, eleven ravens rapping, ten Monty Pythons, nine ladies' sizes, eight navy ninjas, seven Star Wars mash-ups, six pantone colors, fiiiiiiive blue blanks, four t-rexes, three cat shirts, two Thunder Thighs, and a muppet eating cookies!
Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good week! Welcome to Reckoning 280.