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Ruling the World

Speed to First Woot:
0m 49.774s
First Sucker:
baybei
Last Wooter to Woot:
tigergee
Last Purchase:
2 months ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 41% of Shirt Woots
Top 24% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
984

Purchaser Experience

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  • 92% second woot
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  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 17% one year old
  • 74% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

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Quality Posts


skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

i can haz deifications?

baybei


quality posts: 49 Private Messages baybei

Yeah! They rule my world that's for sure! Instant purchase!

zekecatz


quality posts: 201 Private Messages zekecatz

Obviously this Bastet.

tsukitensh


quality posts: 23 Private Messages tsukitensh

Are you kidding me? Acknowledge my cat's dominance over me? She makes my life hard enough as it is!

lonelypond


quality posts: 426 Private Messages lonelypond

Elegant. And I like the hint of fuzziness around the chin.

tuckingfypos


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tuckingfypos

I can't buy this shirt. It'd be like telling my cat fine, you win.

gertiestn


quality posts: 54 Private Messages gertiestn

This would be an almost perfect shirt if only the model showed just a tad more contempt.

rebeltreble


quality posts: 17 Private Messages rebeltreble

Shoot I ordered and sent the shirt to the wrong house. Can you cancel my first ordered shirt and only send the second one? I emailed support, but wanted to be sure it doesn't get sent to my mother-in-law's house across the country.

Signatures are harshing my mellow.

neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 171 Private Messages neuropsychosocial

Cats: Ruling shirt.woot since 2007.

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)

awnree1


quality posts: 9 Private Messages awnree1
tuckingfypos wrote:I can't buy this shirt. It'd be like telling my cat fine, you win.



haha! So true. That is exactly how my cats are.

twitter is the dumbest F%#$ing thing that ever happened to the internet.

awnree1


quality posts: 9 Private Messages awnree1

They of course have not forgotten this little tidbit, even if we silly humans have.

twitter is the dumbest F%#$ing thing that ever happened to the internet.

bluejester


quality posts: 564 Private Messages bluejester

Why must we always allow cats to rule the world? Can't mice have their turn? Why not give dogs a crack at things? Or elephants for that matter?

Not that I'm offended, just that perhaps it's time for a change of leadership.

jamieinoc


quality posts: 22 Private Messages jamieinoc

There are a long line of cat rulers in history, dating all the way back to Cleocatra in Ancient Egypt, pictured here.

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 569 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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rebeltreble wrote:Shoot I ordered and sent the shirt to the wrong house. Can you cancel my first ordered shirt and only send the second one? I emailed support, but wanted to be sure it doesn't get sent to my mother-in-law's house across the country.


CS are the only ones that can cancel orders. They'll get to your email in the order it was received.



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ewtye


quality posts: 7 Private Messages ewtye

This cat looks eerily like my cat Liliuokalani. Coincidence? I'm not so sure...

blanked


quality posts: 10 Private Messages blanked

Which email do we use to badger woot into rectifying their error?

kittysoup


quality posts: 4 Private Messages kittysoup

Okay, call me a woot obsessed weirdo, but I noticed they didn't post:

Wear this shirt:
Don't wear this shirt:
This shirt tells the world:
We call this color:


So I went back through the blog to find how long that's been missing. And only 10 days, woot. 10 days ago. And as far as I can find, there's no mention that they were going to stop.

So what gives? Those final punchlines were always so important to me. When people stop me to ask me what I have a shirt of, I always quote them (or make something else up if I haven't memorized it). I don't know if I can buy another shirt if Woot doesn't tell me when I can and can't wear it.

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 569 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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kittysoup wrote:Okay, call me a woot obsessed weirdo, but I noticed they didn't post:

Wear this shirt:
Don't wear this shirt:
This shirt tells the world:
We call this color:


So I went back through the blog to find how long that's been missing. And only 10 days, woot. 10 days ago. And as far as I can find, there's no mention that they were going to stop.

So what gives? Those final punchlines were always so important to me. When people stop me to ask me what I have a shirt of, I always quote them (or make something else up if I haven't memorized it). I don't know if I can buy another shirt if Woot doesn't tell me when I can and can't wear it.



After so many years, I think the writers were going bald trying to always come up with new lines for those. They've been dropped from the shirt write-ups. Sorry.



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kittysoup


quality posts: 4 Private Messages kittysoup
ThunderThighs wrote:After so many years, I think the writers were going bald trying to always come up with new lines for those. They've been dropped from the shirt write-ups. Sorry.



So you guys were just going to stop without telling us? That's horrible! What happened to the service we've come to expect?! *sighs forlornly* I don't know if I can go on not being told what time it's appropriate to wear shirts.

penwynd


quality posts: 2 Private Messages penwynd

Love the design, but my cats are "Bastet", "Sehkmet" types and would not put up with brown shirt or white cataroh. Great,Mz.Maggie May MoonPie would like to know if you have it in a V neck so she'll ALLOW me to get it! Dang it!

lstaff


quality posts: 200 Private Messages lstaff

Wear this shirt: When you want to win points with the kitty in the hopes of sleeping a little longer.

Don't wear this shirt: After you teach your dog to read.

This shirt tells the world: I'm not afraid to be a submissive. Meow!

We call this color: Litterbox brown.

Hope this helps.

(and, seriously, I wouldn't mind making these up daily, if ya need me to.)

hartmanmf


quality posts: 0 Private Messages hartmanmf

Cat is just another way to refer to P*s*y !

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 215 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Onomatopoeic fact of the day: the ancient Egyptian word for cat is "mau".

:^)

tromba


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tromba

Cute, but would've been better if the cat had been one (or both) of the Bobcats from The Oatmeal.
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/bobcats_monday

kayakerkim


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kayakerkim

Come on woot, its winter! How about a long sleeved version?

bonink


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bonink

Yea, the cat shirt for the week AGAIN!

fuacka


quality posts: 2 Private Messages fuacka

Clever! And nicely done as usual! Great job Naolito

Quasiskunk


quality posts: 36 Private Messages Quasiskunk

Are all the crazy cat women gunna order one for each of their 347 cats?

bluejester


quality posts: 564 Private Messages bluejester
ThunderThighs wrote:After so many years, I think the writers were going bald trying to always come up with new lines for those. They've been dropped from the shirt write-ups. Sorry.



I will crawl into a corner and cry now. I am going to miss seeing those. =(

dnlkolender


quality posts: 1 Private Messages dnlkolender

Just checked out Naolito's work on Facebook & its all REALLY GREAT!! I just adore today's shirt too, Naolito =D

joeabreu


quality posts: 0 Private Messages joeabreu

I hate to drop some negativity here, but when did shirtwoot! stop printing designs for men? The cute factor of every shirt for the past month or more has been off the charts . . . might as well remove the mens sizes from the order form . . .

Seriously - this used to be my go-to site for shirts, now it's dropping off my daily check-in. What gives?

anneskuo


quality posts: 0 Private Messages anneskuo

Is there a way to tell how many/what percentage of woot shirt customers buy almost exclusively cat shirts?

galwayspud


quality posts: 1 Private Messages galwayspud

WOOT!!! Was is it with the cats nearly EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!!!!!!!

Narfcake


quality posts: 287 Private Messages Narfcake
joeabreu wrote:... What gives?


Do you vote for what you like in the derby? If not, then that's a reason why.

bluejester wrote:Why must we always allow cats to rule the world? Can't mice have their turn? ...



ThunderThighs


quality posts: 569 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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galwayspud wrote:WOOT!!! Was is it with the cats nearly EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!!!!!!!



Must be that new math. I'm looking at the last 20 days of shirts and I only see 3 cat shirts.



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grahamcrackercoyote


quality posts: 25 Private Messages grahamcrackercoyote
joeabreu wrote:I hate to drop some negativity here, but when did shirtwoot! stop printing designs for men? The cute factor of every shirt for the past month or more has been off the charts . . . might as well remove the mens sizes from the order form . . .

Seriously - this used to be my go-to site for shirts, now it's dropping off my daily check-in. What gives?



I'm a MAN and I wear designs like this - and I'm STRAIGHT, but not narrow. If YOU are not manly enough to sport one of the recent shirts, it's probably a personal issue.

mjc613


quality posts: 48 Private Messages mjc613
lstaff wrote:Wear this shirt: When you want to win points with the kitty in the hopes of sleeping a little longer.

Don't wear this shirt: After you teach your dog to read.

This shirt tells the world: I'm not afraid to be a submissive. Meow!

We call this color: Litterbox brown.

Hope this helps.

(and, seriously, I wouldn't mind making these up daily, if ya need me to.)



Thank you woot for selecting this as a quality post. Now go back to your regular descriptions or hire lstaff. Today.

TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

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