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i can haz deifications?

Yeah! They rule my world that's for sure! Instant purchase!

Obviously this Bastet.

Are you kidding me? Acknowledge my cat's dominance over me? She makes my life hard enough as it is!

Elegant. And I like the hint of fuzziness around the chin.

I can't buy this shirt. It'd be like telling my cat fine, you win.

This would be an almost perfect shirt if only the model showed just a tad more contempt.

Shoot I ordered and sent the shirt to the wrong house. Can you cancel my first ordered shirt and only send the second one? I emailed support, but wanted to be sure it doesn't get sent to my mother-in-law's house across the country.

Cats: Ruling shirt.woot since 2007.

tuckingfypos wrote:I can't buy this shirt. It'd be like telling my cat fine, you win.

haha! So true. That is exactly how my cats are.

They of course have not forgotten this little tidbit, even if we silly humans have.

Why must we always allow cats to rule the world? Can't mice have their turn? Why not give dogs a crack at things? Or elephants for that matter?

Not that I'm offended, just that perhaps it's time for a change of leadership.

There are a long line of cat rulers in history, dating all the way back to Cleocatra in Ancient Egypt, pictured here.

This cat looks eerily like my cat Liliuokalani. Coincidence? I'm not so sure...

Which email do we use to badger woot into rectifying their error?

Okay, call me a woot obsessed weirdo, but I noticed they didn't post:

Wear this shirt:
Don't wear this shirt:
This shirt tells the world:
We call this color:

So I went back through the blog to find how long that's been missing. And only 10 days, woot. 10 days ago. And as far as I can find, there's no mention that they were going to stop.

So what gives? Those final punchlines were always so important to me. When people stop me to ask me what I have a shirt of, I always quote them (or make something else up if I haven't memorized it). I don't know if I can buy another shirt if Woot doesn't tell me when I can and can't wear it.

ThunderThighs wrote:After so many years, I think the writers were going bald trying to always come up with new lines for those. They've been dropped from the shirt write-ups. Sorry.

So you guys were just going to stop without telling us? That's horrible! What happened to the service we've come to expect?! *sighs forlornly* I don't know if I can go on not being told what time it's appropriate to wear shirts.

Love the design, but my cats are "Bastet", "Sehkmet" types and would not put up with brown shirt or white cataroh. Great,Mz.Maggie May MoonPie would like to know if you have it in a V neck so she'll ALLOW me to get it! Dang it!

Wear this shirt: When you want to win points with the kitty in the hopes of sleeping a little longer.

Don't wear this shirt: After you teach your dog to read.

This shirt tells the world: I'm not afraid to be a submissive. Meow!

We call this color: Litterbox brown.

Hope this helps.

(and, seriously, I wouldn't mind making these up daily, if ya need me to.)

Cat is just another way to refer to P*s*y !

Onomatopoeic fact of the day: the ancient Egyptian word for cat is "mau".

:^)

Cute, but would've been better if the cat had been one (or both) of the Bobcats from The Oatmeal.
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/bobcats_monday

Come on woot, its winter! How about a long sleeved version?

Yea, the cat shirt for the week AGAIN!

Clever! And nicely done as usual! Great job Naolito

Are all the crazy cat women gunna order one for each of their 347 cats?

ThunderThighs wrote:After so many years, I think the writers were going bald trying to always come up with new lines for those. They've been dropped from the shirt write-ups. Sorry.

I will crawl into a corner and cry now. I am going to miss seeing those. =(

Just checked out Naolito's work on Facebook & its all REALLY GREAT!! I just adore today's shirt too, Naolito =D

I hate to drop some negativity here, but when did shirtwoot! stop printing designs for men? The cute factor of every shirt for the past month or more has been off the charts . . . might as well remove the mens sizes from the order form . . .

Seriously - this used to be my go-to site for shirts, now it's dropping off my daily check-in. What gives?

Is there a way to tell how many/what percentage of woot shirt customers buy almost exclusively cat shirts?

WOOT!!! Was is it with the cats nearly EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!!!!!!!

joeabreu wrote:... What gives?

Do you vote for what you like in the derby? If not, then that's a reason why.

bluejester wrote:Why must we always allow cats to rule the world? Can't mice have their turn? ...

joeabreu wrote:I hate to drop some negativity here, but when did shirtwoot! stop printing designs for men? The cute factor of every shirt for the past month or more has been off the charts . . . might as well remove the mens sizes from the order form . . .

Seriously - this used to be my go-to site for shirts, now it's dropping off my daily check-in. What gives?

I'm a MAN and I wear designs like this - and I'm STRAIGHT, but not narrow. If YOU are not manly enough to sport one of the recent shirts, it's probably a personal issue.

lstaff wrote:Wear this shirt: When you want to win points with the kitty in the hopes of sleeping a little longer.

Don't wear this shirt: After you teach your dog to read.

This shirt tells the world: I'm not afraid to be a submissive. Meow!

We call this color: Litterbox brown.

Hope this helps.

(and, seriously, I wouldn't mind making these up daily, if ya need me to.)

Thank you woot for selecting this as a quality post. Now go back to your regular descriptions or hire lstaff. Today.

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