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It beeps twice. Then, the enflamed truck begins to fold over itself, changing from vehicle to mech. "FIRE SQUADRON 1, COMPLETE. COMMENCING FIRE ANALYSIS," commands the truck.
1 minute later, the truck booms "FIRE ANALYSIS COMPLETE. FIRE IS THE RAPID OXIDATION OF A MATERIAL IN THE TO EXOTHERMIC CHEMICAL PROCESS OF COMBUSTION." and folds itself into a small fondue pot.
The fire chief calls for a neighboring response team to assist.
My speech is not splitting. I am speaking in Cthulhu.