Animals need all the help they can get, so we asked you guys for your best slogans to benefit the fuzzy. Here are our editors' faves from the also-rans!
Cats!
by BootsBoots
You forgot "ignores you completely."
DINOSAURS!
by patrickspens
Anything that eats that much meat is probably pretty gamey.
Slow and Steady
by ChuckleNorris
...seems like he'd have no problem going under. Or around. Did you even think this through?
Narwhals! (Resub)
by freshmutton
Not if my new horse epoxy has anything to say about it.
Enjoy the journey
by harzack
Until a crow picks you up and drops you onto the street, cracking your shell open to expose your tender innards.
Free Hug
by zoneinfinite
Doesn't work for me, either.
Look for these designs in the next Double-Take Derby! Until then, check out this week's Derby and vote for your faves!
