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The Truth About Cats (and Some People)

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Last Purchase:
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Top 22% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 16% one year old
  • 74% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

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Quality Posts


baybei


quality posts: 49 Private Messages baybei

Love this! It's so my cats! And, the perfect birthday present for myself!

tabaddon


quality posts: 9 Private Messages tabaddon

Freaky. Not only is this my kitto's attitude but it looks like her, too.

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zekecatz


quality posts: 202 Private Messages zekecatz

This cat has betrayed the Cat Code of Secrecy. He must be silenced.

lonelypond


quality posts: 461 Private Messages lonelypond

Harsh, darn cute, but harsh ; )

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DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 162 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

Ha ha ha, this is my kitty. Feed me or I will cry forever.

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

It's like an emblem for a secret society of cats. Like a cat version of the Illuminati.

tsukitensh


quality posts: 23 Private Messages tsukitensh

Nonsense. They are also there to wage psychological warfare on us.

tabaddon


quality posts: 9 Private Messages tabaddon
tsukitensh wrote:Nonsense. They are also there to wage psychological warfare on us.



...for food.

It all comes back to the Fancy Feast Turkey Soufflé with Garden Veggies and Egg.

Be quicker of mind than of tongue.
Opinions are not advice, nor directives.
The world is not limited by your limited experience.
I'm not better than anyone else, and neither are you.

curtisuxor


quality posts: 56 Private Messages curtisuxor

Suspiciously reminiscent of Sushi Cat.

norcalbecca


quality posts: 0 Private Messages norcalbecca
DianaSprinkle wrote:Ha ha ha, this is my kitty. Feed me or I will cry forever.



Mine's more like "feed me now or die in your sleep"

nvaine


quality posts: 63 Private Messages nvaine

That's why my cat can't leave. The last time he caught a small lizard, he held it in his mouth for a moment, then spit it out when it started to move. He looks longingly out the door, but he knows if he leaves he'll starve to death in a swamp full of food.

maraich


quality posts: 3 Private Messages maraich

Love the design! Trying to cut back on my t-shirt habit, but I had to have this.

Side note: Curse you stupid government! Tax, seriously? UGH!

fablefire


quality posts: 24 Private Messages fablefire

Do they have this in a Cat's Large? One of my cats could use this to help translate to humans. They always mistakenly think that she likes them.

ceagee


quality posts: 66 Private Messages ceagee
zekecatz wrote:This cat has betrayed the Cat Code of Secrecy. He must be silenced.



The Cat Union meets tonight.
Sanctions will be swift !
If you buy this shirt, don't be surprised if your cat pees on it.

lichme


quality posts: 3194 Private Messages lichme

I fall into the (Some People) category. It's not that my wife has boring friends or anything, they just lack awesomeness.

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inkycatz


quality posts: 105 Private Messages inkycatz
fablefire wrote:Do they have this in a Cat's Large? One of my cats could use this to help translate to humans. They always mistakenly think that she likes them.



I'd use the kid sizes for that.

I'm just hanging out, really.

catmum


quality posts: 0 Private Messages catmum

uh oh...is this true? So it's just like B.B. King's song...."nobody loves me but my mother, and she could be jivin' too"

tabaddon


quality posts: 9 Private Messages tabaddon
inkycatz wrote:I'd use the kid sizes for that.


Most cats wear infant sizes (and shapes), 0-3 mo or 3-6 mo. Do not ask me how I know that.

On a totally unrelated note, woot needs to offer onesies and infant tees.

Be quicker of mind than of tongue.
Opinions are not advice, nor directives.
The world is not limited by your limited experience.
I'm not better than anyone else, and neither are you.

aaronklaser64


quality posts: 0 Private Messages aaronklaser64

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3svyhp/

inkycatz


quality posts: 105 Private Messages inkycatz
catmum wrote:uh oh...is this true?



I asked The Intern, who as a cat is clearly the expert on these things. She went over and sat by her food cans.

I think we can draw conclusions here.

I'm just hanging out, really.

blendingbone


quality posts: 0 Private Messages blendingbone

I go to a music conservatory, where most student recitals end with a reception.

Randyotter


quality posts: 10 Private Messages Randyotter

Thanks everyone and thanks Woot!

dontwantaname


quality posts: 13 Private Messages dontwantaname

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You have met my cat.
Well, not mine...son's...it just gets to live with us.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

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