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College of Apathy

Speed to First Woot:
0m 54.113s
First Sucker:
soozne
Last Wooter to Woot:
npotnikov
Last Purchase:
a day ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 40% of Shirt Woots
Top 22% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
2743

Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
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  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 13% one year old
  • 77% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
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TobiasAmaranth


quality posts: 26 Private Messages TobiasAmaranth

First sucker: soozne?

Personally, my response is 'snooze'.

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Narfcake


quality posts: 293 Private Messages Narfcake

The perfect place for higher education if you didn't make it to Procrastination University.

Fountain3586


quality posts: 32 Private Messages Fountain3586

I use the word meh on a daily basis... and I have a degree. The fact is that the person wearing the shirt might have one... the person reading the shirt may not. Glad I could provide some elementary insight into this shirt.

Favorite Woots: The First Years miSwivel Feeding Chair, Kiddy Sport’n Move Stroller, Sacs of Life Insulator 4 Reusable Shopping Bags, Daiwa Golf Bag, Energizer Light on Demand Twin Light Center, Ooma Telo ViIP Home Phone System, and a Stainless Steel Designer 6 Ounce Flask.

Stexe


quality posts: 21 Private Messages Stexe

"Got something of value to say about today's Woot? Somebody, anybody, give us a quality post. We're dying here."

Shouldn't it have been "Got something of value to say about today's Woot? ... or not... we don't care. Just post something." Seems like that would have worked better.

Fountain3586


quality posts: 32 Private Messages Fountain3586
Narfcake wrote:The perfect place for higher education if you didn't make it to Procrastination University.



The binge is my favorite woot shirt and one of my RED STAPLER!

Favorite Woots: The First Years miSwivel Feeding Chair, Kiddy Sport’n Move Stroller, Sacs of Life Insulator 4 Reusable Shopping Bags, Daiwa Golf Bag, Energizer Light on Demand Twin Light Center, Ooma Telo ViIP Home Phone System, and a Stainless Steel Designer 6 Ounce Flask.

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

I couldn't afford to go to this school, so I went to the Community College of Indifference.

Fountain3586


quality posts: 32 Private Messages Fountain3586

MEH

Favorite Woots: The First Years miSwivel Feeding Chair, Kiddy Sport’n Move Stroller, Sacs of Life Insulator 4 Reusable Shopping Bags, Daiwa Golf Bag, Energizer Light on Demand Twin Light Center, Ooma Telo ViIP Home Phone System, and a Stainless Steel Designer 6 Ounce Flask.

Fountain3586


quality posts: 32 Private Messages Fountain3586
Stexe wrote:"Got something of value to say about today's Woot? Somebody, anybody, give us a quality post. We're dying here."

Shouldn't it have been "Got something of value to say about today's Woot? ... or not... we don't care. Just post something." Seems like that would have worked better.



For someone that's been a part of the woot family longer than me, you sure don't say a whole lot. MEHehe...

Favorite Woots: The First Years miSwivel Feeding Chair, Kiddy Sport’n Move Stroller, Sacs of Life Insulator 4 Reusable Shopping Bags, Daiwa Golf Bag, Energizer Light on Demand Twin Light Center, Ooma Telo ViIP Home Phone System, and a Stainless Steel Designer 6 Ounce Flask.

greyday


quality posts: 55 Private Messages greyday

I like the overall design and most of the text, but "college of apathy" just doesn't work, it feels...lazy.

neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 171 Private Messages neuropsychosocial

I love the non-Latin motto, which refers to a line often attributed to Epicurus ("Non fui, fui, non sum, non curo"), except it's neither Latin (a bastardization of very early Italian) nor written by Epicurus. It is fitting that the College of Apathy uses a pseudepigraphic quote in a made-up language as its motto.

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lichme


quality posts: 3202 Private Messages lichme

I wonder if the college would care if you said "meh" when it came time to pay the tuition.

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ewtye


quality posts: 7 Private Messages ewtye

I'm on the fence with this one. Coin toss it is...

norcalbecca


quality posts: 0 Private Messages norcalbecca

Sounds like my college...

"Get a degree, don't get a degree, we don't care... just pay up"

BeSublime


quality posts: 3 Private Messages BeSublime

If you cura for more info on curo, let me save you some digging:

google translation from Latin
(A list of meanings/different contexts can be found below the translation on the right. Although [as pointed out above] it's technically not Latin, I still found the list interesting.)

And for a more enlightening read:
Non fui, fui, non sum, non curo — Epicurus
(C'mon, who isn't curious about what a trilemma is?)

But really, who cares?

Whatever you do, do it well.

genocyber36


quality posts: 0 Private Messages genocyber36

reminds me of an older woot! shirt.
http://shirt.woot.com/blog/post/the-apathy-coalition

rainfall2112


quality posts: 0 Private Messages rainfall2112

Sucks this shirt is so reactionary. If it had said "College of life" it would been been better. We train our kids to think that college is so important when it's not. It's a great training ground for mediocrity to find a job.

stardustmage


quality posts: 5 Private Messages stardustmage

Ah! It's a fishbiscuit! No wonder I like it :D Speaking of Procrastination University I went to the the doctor wearing that shirt, and he cracked up and took a pic of it.

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 162 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

HA HA HA, this describes my time at collage to a tee!

I almost was too lazy to make that joke... =D

kevlar51


quality posts: 47 Private Messages kevlar51
lichme wrote:I wonder if the college would care if you said "meh" when it came time to pay the tuition.



Ha! At that point the only thing they'd be apathetic about is my broken knees.

Congrats fishbiscuit5!

fishbiscuit5


quality posts: 39 Private Messages fishbiscuit5
neuropsychosocial wrote:I love the non-Latin motto, which refers to a line often attributed to Epicurus ("Non fui, fui, non sum, non curo"), except it's neither Latin (a bastardization of very early Italian) nor written by Epicurus. It is fitting that the College of Apathy uses a pseudepigraphic quote in a made-up language as its motto.



Well, I looked it up on google translate and then I was all like, maybe I should ask a Latin scholar for help with the translation, but then I was all like, meh, whatever. ;)










fishbiscuit5


quality posts: 39 Private Messages fishbiscuit5
stardustmage wrote:Ah! It's a fishbiscuit! No wonder I like it :D Speaking of Procrastination University I went to the the doctor wearing that shirt, and he cracked up and took a pic of it.



Points for appreciating my silly sense of humor, good citizen!










LordOth


quality posts: 0 Private Messages LordOth

Isn't this pretty much every college than?

meh3884


quality posts: 25 Private Messages meh3884

I have a PhD from this school.

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walmazan


quality posts: 65 Private Messages walmazan

Congrats Nahed!

j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5
Narfcake wrote:The perfect place for higher education if you didn't make it to Procrastination University.

I went there for my undergrad, and got my graduate degree from CofA.

I have a shirt catalog, y'all!

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Huh. According to the internets, we have the Simpsons to thank for this word.

colegrove713


quality posts: 2 Private Messages colegrove713
genocyber36 wrote:reminds me of an older woot! shirt.
http://shirt.woot.com/blog/post/the-apathy-coalition



Reminds me of that one too. I like the Apathy Coalition more.

Cloppy


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Cloppy

I like it

Reminds me of the neutral planet from futurama

7 woots and counting

lonelypond


quality posts: 462 Private Messages lonelypond

humming the détente song now


Merry Christmas shirtwoot!

lokeyslave


quality posts: 5 Private Messages lokeyslave

For some reason, it's REALLY hard to get a student loan for this school.

And sorry, it took me all day to come up with that. I too attended Procrastination U.

TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

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codeman72


quality posts: 0 Private Messages codeman72
meh3884 wrote:I have a PhD from this school.



I don't care

franchescaolsen


quality posts: 0 Private Messages franchescaolsen

well, i don't know if I am going to be happy with the result or not but I do find it funny with the latter's reply "i don't care" hahahha

tr4c355


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tr4c355

I HATE IT when the logo is off centered. Ironic that happened on this specific shirt. Maybe the screen printing machine went to the same place... Drat!

Narfcake


quality posts: 293 Private Messages Narfcake
tr4c355 wrote:I HATE IT when the logo is off centered. Ironic that happened on this specific shirt. Maybe the screen printing machine went to the same place... Drat!


Operator error. It happens.

Take a pic, upload it to imgur.com, then email the link along with your username and order number to support@woot.com; they'll take it from there.