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Time again for another march toward t-shirt doom! Discuss this week's life-or-death struggle for sales supremacy as chronicled on the Reckoning page all week long.

Here's how the Reckoning week runs now: every Tuesday at midnight, we retire the previous week's lowest-selling shirts and launch this here discussion thread. Tuesday around noon we'll post the all-new, all-early Reckoning Recon. On Friday, we'll juice demand and prime the pump with a little weekend reminder post. Finally, on the following Monday, the Day of Reckoning post sounds the last call for the Reckoned shirts. All of those posts will be linked below. Monday night (or Tuesday morning), it starts all over again. The Reckoning, she is a hungry beast...

Narfcake


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Another Monday night, another start to a new reckoning. This week's veterans are Modern Myths and My Upside Down Life; both will lose their typically strong debut week's sales now. Wishful Thinking is nearing the 10,000 sales mark too - will it make it this week? Buy one to find out!

Legend: Current rank (Baseline rank) Shirt Name - (Additional sales) and total quantity as of this posting . Refer to the beginning of this reckoning for the baseline sales numbers.
1 (1) Trust Me! - (+22) to 4456
2 (2) Tomorrow the World!!! - (+10) to 2034
3 (3) Serotonin & the Dopamines - (+15) to 3323
4 (4) Modern Myths - (+11) to 3647
5 (5) Cosa Nostra Grammatica - (+16) to 2293
6 (6) Procrastination University - (+7) to 11450
7 (7) Time Travel is Cool - (+19) to 3071
8 (8) College of Apathy - (+4) to 2086
9 (9) The Raven - (+1) to 1866
10 (10) Consider Yourself Warned - (+7) to 9517
11 (11) Solved It - (+7) to 2055
12 (12) Nine Little Ponies - (+1) to 1733
13 (13) Nevermore - (+3) to 54062
14 (14) Wishful Thinking - (+8) to 9887
15 (15) The Ice Throne - (+0) to 1557
16 (16) World Famous Razors - (+8) to 1621
17 (17) Unstealthiest Ninja 3 - (+8) to 12418
18 (18) The Binge - (+9) to 64300
19 (19) Hidden Wolf - (+11) to 1182
20 (20) Team Tesla - (+8) to 2860
21 (21) My Upside Down Life - (+2) to 2578
22 (22) Past Your Bedtime - (+4) to 3471
23 (23) Keepers of the Shrubbery - (+25) to 1960
24 (24) Science Rules! - (+5) to 3400
25 (25) The Crest of Awesome - (+5) to 1179
26 (26) Divided by Zero - (+2) to 1172
27 (27) A Snowball's Chance - (+2) to 834
91 (91) Rebel for Life - (+0) to 1012

Legend: Current rank. Shirt Name - total quantity as of this posting. DSR are for informational purposes only and not 100% accurate.
1. Trust Me! - Currently at 4456. Approx. 44.98 real time DSR; 32.38 Woot-based DSR
2. Tomorrow the World!!! - Currently at 2034. Approx. 20.73 real time DSR; 14.67 Woot-based DSR
3. Serotonin & the Dopamines - Currently at 3323. Approx. 18.07 real time DSR; 13.82 Woot-based DSR
4. Modern Myths - Currently at 3647. Approx. 18.16 real time DSR; 13.89 Woot-based DSR
5. Cosa Nostra Grammatica - Currently at 2293. Approx. 49.69 real time DSR; 15.26 Woot-based DSR
6. Procrastination University - Currently at 11450. Approx. 17.32 real time DSR; 13.25 Woot-based DSR
7. Time Travel is Cool - Currently at 3071. Approx. 65.69 real time DSR; 14.82 Woot-based DSR
8. College of Apathy - Currently at 2086. Approx. 26.02 real time DSR; 12.32 Woot-based DSR
9. The Raven - Currently at 1866. Approx. 17.75 real time DSR; 10.67 Woot-based DSR
10. Consider Yourself Warned - Currently at 9517. Approx. 12.89 real time DSR; 9.86 Woot-based DSR
11. Solved It - Currently at 2055. Approx. 15.86 real time DSR; 10.22 Woot-based DSR
12. Nine Little Ponies - Currently at 1733. Approx. 13.46 real time DSR; 10.11 Woot-based DSR
13. Nevermore - Currently at 54062. Approx. 12.7 real time DSR; 9.71 Woot-based DSR
14. Wishful Thinking - Currently at 9887. Approx. 12.42 real time DSR; 9.5 Woot-based DSR
15. The Ice Throne - Currently at 1557. Approx. 11.66 real time DSR; 8.87 Woot-based DSR
16. World Famous Razors - Currently at 1621. Approx. 13.15 real time DSR; 8.93 Woot-based DSR
17. Unstealthiest Ninja 3 - Currently at 12418. Approx. 10.6 real time DSR; 8.11 Woot-based DSR
18. The Binge - Currently at 64300. Approx. 10.69 real time DSR; 8.18 Woot-based DSR
19. Hidden Wolf - Currently at 1182. Approx. 14.8 real time DSR; 8.52 Woot-based DSR
20. Team Tesla - Currently at 2860. Approx. 10.37 real time DSR; 7.93 Woot-based DSR
21. My Upside Down Life - Currently at 2578. Approx. 10.32 real time DSR; 7.89 Woot-based DSR
22. Past Your Bedtime - Currently at 3471. Approx. 10.08 real time DSR; 7.71 Woot-based DSR
23. Keepers of the Shrubbery - Currently at 1960. Approx. 67.53 real time DSR; 8.27 Woot-based DSR
24. Science Rules! - Currently at 3400. Approx. 8.4 real time DSR; 6.43 Woot-based DSR
25. The Crest of Awesome - Currently at 1179. Approx. 15.57 real time DSR; 5.81 Woot-based DSR
26. Divided by Zero - Currently at 1172. Approx. 12.4 real time DSR; 5.3 Woot-based DSR
27. A Snowball's Chance - Currently at 834. Approx. -58.54 real time DSR; -30 Woot-based DSR

bduboftexas


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For the love of all that is holy, can the Nevermore shirt PLEASE go away. Especially now that you'll just look like you're a Joe Carroll follower if you wear one.

Narfcake


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bduboftexas wrote:For the love of all that is holy, can the Nevermore shirt PLEASE go away. Especially now that you'll just look like you're a Joe Carroll follower if you wear one.



Congratulations! You just bought it two more weeks in the reckoning!

FWIW, Nevermore works on the "theory of negativity"(*) - the more folks complain about it, the longer it sticks around.



* - Not an actual theory, but seems plausible around here. Consult your shirt.woot forums for more information. For external use only. Do not post when drunk. Side effects may include increased irritability, elevated levels of whining, and additional ranting. Use as directed. Not for use as pants.

xchasmanx


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I like nevermore. I would buy hidden wolf if it didn't have little red riding hood on it...

xchasmanx


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I like nevermore. I would buy hidden wolf if it didn't have little red riding hood on it...

cannedpoo


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Shirt happens

Agent019


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If you want to knock nevermore off the charts you could make 16 shirts that sell better than that one.

Just take a look at text to posters for ideas. I am sure a Lincoln Gettysburg shirt would be better than that.

Narfcake


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And another reckoning comes to a close ...

Legend: Current rank (Baseline rank) Shirt Name - (Additional sales) and total quantity as of this posting. Refer to the beginning of this reckoning for the baseline sales numbers. DSR are for informational purposes only and not 100% accurate.
1 (1) Trust Me! - (+518) to 4952. Approx. 53.68 real time DSR; 53.49 Woot-based DSR
2 (7) Time Travel is Cool - (+270) to 3322. Approx. 44.78 real time DSR; 44.35 Woot-based DSR
3 (5) Cosa Nostra Grammatica - (+193) to 2470. Approx. 34.19 real time DSR; 33.89 Woot-based DSR
4 (23) Keepers of the Shrubbery - (+208) to 2143. Approx. 33.03 real time DSR; 32.67 Woot-based DSR
5 (2) Tomorrow the World!!! - (+207) to 2231. Approx. 23.51 real time DSR; 23.42 Woot-based DSR
6 (3) Serotonin & the Dopamines - (+169) to 3477. Approx. 19.38 real time DSR; 19.32 Woot-based DSR
7 (4) Modern Myths - (+155) to 3791. Approx. 19.09 real time DSR; 19.04 Woot-based DSR
8 (6) Procrastination University - (+211) to 11654. Approx. 20.6 real time DSR; 20.54 Woot-based DSR
9 (8) College of Apathy - (+151) to 2233. Approx. 24.24 real time DSR; 24.08 Woot-based DSR
10 (11) Solved It - (+136) to 2184. Approx. 17.27 real time DSR; 17.19 Woot-based DSR
11 (9) The Raven - (+99) to 1964. Approx. 16.69 real time DSR; 16.61 Woot-based DSR
12 (14) Wishful Thinking - (+140) to 10019. Approx. 14.26 real time DSR; 14.21 Woot-based DSR
13 (13) Nevermore - (+126) to 54185. Approx. 14.15 real time DSR; 14.11 Woot-based DSR
14 (10) Consider Yourself Warned - (+135) to 9645. Approx. 14.47 real time DSR; 14.43 Woot-based DSR
15 (12) Nine Little Ponies - (+82) to 1814. Approx. 13.21 real time DSR; 13.17 Woot-based DSR
16 (17) Unstealthiest Ninja 3 - (+129) to 12539. Approx. 12.47 real time DSR; 12.43 Woot-based DSR
17 (16) World Famous Razors - (+100) to 1713. Approx. 13.47 real time DSR; 13.41 Woot-based DSR
18 (18) The Binge - (+168) to 64459. Approx. 13.9 real time DSR; 13.86 Woot-based DSR
19 (19) Hidden Wolf - (+98) to 1269. Approx. 14.2 real time DSR; 14.13 Woot-based DSR
20 (22) Past Your Bedtime - (+99) to 3566. Approx. 11.14 real time DSR; 11.11 Woot-based DSR
21 (15) The Ice Throne - (+57) to 1614. Approx. 10.98 real time DSR; 10.95 Woot-based DSR
22 (20) Team Tesla - (+117) to 2969. Approx. 11.86 real time DSR; 11.82 Woot-based DSR
23 (21) My Upside Down Life - (+96) to 2672. Approx. 11.28 real time DSR; 11.25 Woot-based DSR
24 (25) The Crest of Awesome - (+67) to 1241. Approx. 11.81 real time DSR; 11.71 Woot-based DSR
25 (26) Divided by Zero - (+67) to 1237. Approx. 11.04 real time DSR; 10.96 Woot-based DSR
26 (24) Science Rules! - (+85) to 3480. Approx. 9.31 real time DSR; 9.29 Woot-based DSR
27 (27) A Snowball's Chance - (+42) to 874. Approx. -27.2 real time DSR; -27.04 Woot-based DSR
91 (91) Rebel for Life - (+104) to 1116. Approx. 16.2 real time DSR; n/a Woot-based DSR
92 (92) Someone's Lucky Day - (+212) to 2607. Approx. 39.13 real time DSR; n/a Woot-based DSR
93 (93) Always Picked Last - (+39) to 1447. Approx. 8.83 real time DSR; n/a Woot-based DSR
94 (94) Animals with Frickin' Laserbeams - (+16) to 575. Approx. 4.68 real time DSR; n/a Woot-based DSR
95 (95) Vulpa Major - (+54) to 1022. Approx. 22.33 real time DSR; n/a Woot-based DSR
96 (96) Helixtricity - (+58) to 1430. Approx. 40.9 real time DSR; n/a Woot-based DSR
97 (97) Platform in the Clouds - (+3) to 154. Approx. 7.18 real time DSR; n/a Woot-based DSR