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Someone's Lucky Day

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Quality Posts


Narfcake


quality posts: 279 Private Messages Narfcake

The meat bunnies are back!

(Third in a series - You Have to Try This Guys and Meatatarian are the previous shirts).

tinytimmy


quality posts: 6 Private Messages tinytimmy

Oh my. This shirt is just wrong.

neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 171 Private Messages neuropsychosocial

I'm going to have nightmares.

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)

bpr2


quality posts: 181 Private Messages bpr2

Just in time for St. Patricks Day! I can't wear this to work though. (Elementary School teacher!)

that was fun while it lasted!

zekecatz


quality posts: 201 Private Messages zekecatz

jbidinger


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jbidinger

This is seriously fscked up and not in a good way.

bluejester


quality posts: 557 Private Messages bluejester

First he eats them, now this? Those other bunnies need to learn keep away from that one guy, he's got some serious issues going on.

TobiasAmaranth


quality posts: 21 Private Messages TobiasAmaranth

Hey Fable Fans! Be sure and follow Fable's latest derby entries over at her DeviantArt page! http://fablefire.deviantart.com/ Best place to keep up with her art contributions for the time being. :D

And yes, yay for more meat bunnies. Well not quite, but perhaps this could be considered a prequel. Next up, cannibalism!

(Pssst, vote for the Star Foxies!) /*Shameless plug*

Support Fablefire: Follow her on -

nadh


quality posts: 6 Private Messages nadh

Dang! I was just on my way to bed, but decided to fulfill that "gnawing" feeling to check out woot!

This particular write up is seriously twisted and will give me creepy nightmares.

ngoodfri


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ngoodfri

i get more props on my Meatatarian shirt than just about any of the other woot shirts i own (which is at least 15... i haven't counted recently). it helps that i work at a "health food" store with humor-inclined hippies. this one isn't as funny, but still good. well done, fablefire!

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

It's ironic, see, because one guy had to be unlucky for the other guy to be lucky. Heh.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

thumperchick


quality posts: 234 Private Messages thumperchick

TobiasAmaranth


quality posts: 21 Private Messages TobiasAmaranth

*Spoilers* Look closely at the left bunny. Mmmhm. That's right. 7. */Spoilers*

Support Fablefire: Follow her on -

Craigmar


quality posts: 10 Private Messages Craigmar

I thought that was a tampon.

safyrejet


quality posts: 121 Private Messages safyrejet

Wow, how many 4-leaf clovers are there in that clover patch?

generalwoundwort


quality posts: 0 Private Messages generalwoundwort

"Look, there's a price, there's always a price, and personally, I intend to be eaten well-marbled."

5april2063


quality posts: 4 Private Messages 5april2063

"Bigwig began to breath again."
"Breath"???
"BREATH"????????
The proper word is "breathe." C'mon, woot writers! They pay you for this job!

Signed,
Your resident Grammar Nerd

DotX


quality posts: 1 Private Messages DotX
Craigmar wrote:I thought that was a tampon.



Bunny shirts, now for Shark Week.

scifiak


quality posts: 3 Private Messages scifiak

I had to research this before commenting on it...

Yes, it is indeed ROFLMAO!

fablefire


quality posts: 22 Private Messages fablefire

Bigwig better appreciate poor Fiver. Free carrots for life or something - or delicious meat. However Fiver rolls.

Much thanks to Woot and all of you who are grabbing one!

Deviantart: http://fablefire.deviantart.com/
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/fablefire/56655402276

rowanmikaio


quality posts: 0 Private Messages rowanmikaio
TobiasAmaranth wrote:*Spoilers* Look closely at the left bunny. Mmmhm. That's right. */Spoilers*



Spoilers for like, page 3. And beside, the primroses aren't over yet, so there'll be plenty of cowslips left.

Best write-up ever. I brought three books with me when I moved across the ocean. This was top of that short list. <3

feraldaz


quality posts: 0 Private Messages feraldaz

One of the BEST SHIRTS EVER¡¡¡¡¡

xxchange


quality posts: 44 Private Messages xxchange

Oh my gosh. I adore the meat bunnies, but I think this one might be too graphic for me...

My Colours: 6 Black, 9 Asphalt, 7 Cranberry, 4 Royal Blue, 10 Navy, 7 Silver, 7 Grass, 2 Orange, 2 Kelly Green, 8 Brown, 1 White, 2 Lemon, 7 Baby Blue, 3 Cream, 2 Heather Gray, 5 Olive, 1 Pink, 1 Eggplant

Last 12 of 85: Little Dreams, Black and White, Fall, I'm not prickley on the inside..., Released, Nature Owl, Mirror Mirror, The Last Day, Playful Foxes Remix, My Special Day, My Special Day Tote, Circuit-ulatory System Remix

bunnyb0y


quality posts: 1 Private Messages bunnyb0y

Very, very disturbing...ok, now that I've finished describing myself, I've got to say that as a fellow bunny I found this hilarious!

cleverett


quality posts: 29 Private Messages cleverett

Is it possible to plagiarize yourself? Because, if so, you've done it well, fablefire. Anyone else would have been disqualified for this entry. Well done.

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 210 Private Messages Spiritgreen

You say overcompetitive like it's a bad thing.

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Congrats on the print, fable!

kbsig106


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kbsig106

I own two "You have to try this guys" - my original with a small hole in it from the first Woot and a new spare in the closet. Plus my Meatatarian shirt gets plenty of wear. I'm so going to order this one too - maybe two!

Great work and congrats fablefire!

tejajustice


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tejajustice

This shirt is seriously wrong.

pegtor


quality posts: 0 Private Messages pegtor

In the words of someone from a terrible old Werewolf movie:
"This is absolutely fascinating"

MadamAtom


quality posts: 7 Private Messages MadamAtom

Eeeeeeek, the timing! Poor show, writers.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001972/?ref_=sr_1

tlburrill


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tlburrill
Narfcake wrote:The meat bunnies are back!

(Third in a series - You Have to Try This Guys and Meatatarian are the previous shirts).



As soon as I saw this I thought of that one. Perhaps I should get it to go with the other.

sommrluv409


quality posts: 1 Private Messages sommrluv409

In for two! Love those bunnies. Keep them coming!

jagarrou


quality posts: 3 Private Messages jagarrou

I needed this shirt when I was a child in the '70's and lucky rabbit foot key rings were trendy and I really wanted one. Mind you I was about 7 and didn't carry keys. I needed something to dissolve my cognitive dissonance between loving small furry animals like kittens, and wanting to have all the same stuff everyone else in 2nd grade had. I'm pretty sure this shirt would have done the trick.

Love it, by the way. Although at 48 I'm not so sure I would look all that cute wearing it now! It's kind of a college-age person sort of design. I so morbidly would LOVE to see a little elementary-school girl or boy wearing it nonchalantly, though, like an "out of the mouths of babes" kind of thing.

iamwiz82


quality posts: 3 Private Messages iamwiz82
Narfcake wrote:The meat bunnies are back!

(Third in a series - You Have to Try This Guys and Meatatarian are the previous shirts).



And I have both of those shirts! The trend MUST continue!

XterraGuy


quality posts: 5 Private Messages XterraGuy
Craigmar wrote:I thought that was a tampon.



As did I!

XterraGuy


quality posts: 5 Private Messages XterraGuy
TobiasAmaranth wrote:*Spoilers* Look closely at the left bunny. Mmmhm. That's right. 7. */Spoilers*





kevinps


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kevinps

this is just sick

notsomuch


quality posts: 6 Private Messages notsomuch

Didn't even have to think about it. When coffee comes out my nose, the shirt is a must have. So - must have.

I'm sorry I missed Meatatarian. I don't know how that happened; I check Woot every day, but c'est la vie... I'm glad for this one.

Once you go Mac, you never go back.

spiderdad


quality posts: 2 Private Messages spiderdad
5april2063 wrote:"Bigwig began to breath again."
"Breath"???
"BREATH"????????
The proper word is "breathe." C'mon, woot writers! They pay you for this job!

Signed,
Your resident Grammar Nerd



There were several typos in this one -- "as blood began to poured down his foot."

On another note, I really miss the "Wear this shirt ... Don't wear this shirt ..." etc. parts. Was there an official reason those stopped?