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Animals with Frickin' Laserbeams

Speed to First Woot:
1m 37.447s
First Sucker:
squiblonious
Last Wooter to Woot:
Fluffmunky
Last Purchase:
16 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 34% of Shirt Woots
Top 29% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
636

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 17% one year old
  • 73% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Quality Posts


namorama


quality posts: 32 Private Messages namorama

Wonder if it would've been more fun to look at with lasers shooting out of their eyes.

Like so

Decided my signature is obnoxious.
Have two lines instead.

phonedog365


quality posts: 6 Private Messages phonedog365

MS Paint?

crashck


quality posts: 1 Private Messages crashck

I stayed up to see the shirt.woot....I am extremely disappointed...and paranoid....I have two dogs...lasers...:'(

lordbowen


quality posts: 210 Private Messages lordbowen

Great design but no laser beam cat, no sale.

lichme


quality posts: 2680 Private Messages lichme

Needs more narwhal.

karruttopp


quality posts: 0 Private Messages karruttopp

needs one cat to rule them all

TobiasAmaranth


quality posts: 21 Private Messages TobiasAmaranth

Hah! Well that's certainly different. Red lasers are so 90's though! It's all about the green and purple lasers now. :D

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jrs1980


quality posts: 28 Private Messages jrs1980

So close to perfect. But missing Laser Cats. Afraid of Lorne Michaels' lawyers?

Pardon me, would you have any bags of crap?

wongton


quality posts: 5 Private Messages wongton

Mini-me, stop humping the laser beam!

hai.

dwimmz


quality posts: 9 Private Messages dwimmz

Whoa. This is like Star Wars meets the 90's version of an Orwellian zoo animal uprising. I love it!

ImmortalCaesar


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ImmortalCaesar

This would've been an automatic buy if the frickin' laserbeams were attached to their frickin' heads.

tifereth


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tifereth

what the hell kind of terrible design is this? shirt woot has drastically gone downhill

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 545 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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atomicow


quality posts: 3 Private Messages atomicow

The frickin laser beams should have been attached to their frickin heads. Then this shirt would have been worth 100 billion dollars

Fountain3586


quality posts: 32 Private Messages Fountain3586

The shirt that shagged me.

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ihategroupon


quality posts: 3 Private Messages ihategroupon

Dear Fellow Wooters: I really could be way off on this comment, but unless this shirt sells extremely well, this is why you need to be more careful with who you vote for in the derby. Please ONLY vote for shirts you or someone you will show the shirt to are actually going to buy. Congratulations to the artist and everyone that voted for it and buys it. To everyone who voted for it and does not buy it, JUST a moment you!

If this was a Woot! employee's pick....well whatever I just don't care anymore. Too many ads and too much slower page loading speeds for me to care about the quality of Woot! corporate decisions anymore. Might as well finish running your brand into the ground so a new startup can replace your sellout butts.

All that being said, thanks for everyone submitting designs, voting, and running the site at all. As much as I miss the woot! with the simplicity of the past and the product write-ups that answered to no one and were works of art.

lonelypond


quality posts: 409 Private Messages lonelypond

SQUIRREL! Possibly my favorite of all Apocalypse scenarios showcased by shirtwoot! The panda, the pig and the bat are coming right for any viewers, presumably with a vengeance.

feloniousacronis


quality posts: 7 Private Messages feloniousacronis

Umm, just one question. Who is Milton who mounted the lasers on these guys in the first place???.

safyrejet


quality posts: 121 Private Messages safyrejet

haha laser turtle

ooh oh oh! *waves hand* I know where the laser pointers come from! They can all trace their origin to Hughes Research Lab. Science! Remember, everything else is dumb. Show of hands if you knew laser is an acronym.

butlerwm


quality posts: 3 Private Messages butlerwm

Light
Amplification through
Stimulated
Emission of
Radiation

LASER

Rabbit28


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Rabbit28
atomicow wrote:The frickin laser beams should have been attached to their frickin heads. Then this shirt would have been worth 100 billion dollars



Agreed, this bothered me the most.

breonline


quality posts: 0 Private Messages breonline

No Cat,but a bat no deal!!

SurplusHP


quality posts: 7 Private Messages SurplusHP

I liked the writeup, and it makes me wonder why teens with lasers is not more of a problem. It seems like an unpreventable annoyance, yet for some reason my movie-watching at theaters has not been antagonized by these pranksters since the early 90's.

kbsig106


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kbsig106

Goats with laser beams - sweet! I hope mine never turn on me...

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

The cow says: "PEOW! PEOW!"

beaglebrains


quality posts: 4 Private Messages beaglebrains
SurplusHP wrote:I liked the writeup, and it makes me wonder why teens with lasers is not more of a problem. It seems like an unpreventable annoyance, yet for some reason my movie-watching at theaters has not been antagonized by these pranksters since the early 90's.



Ugh...the worst for me was some dolt shining his laser pointer on the wing during a late night flight. Being the paranoid flyer I am, I was pretty sure we'd been marked for destruction.

ashli143


quality posts: 4 Private Messages ashli143
ImmortalCaesar wrote:This would've been an automatic buy if the frickin' laserbeams were attached to their frickin' heads.



Completely agree! When I saw what the shirt was I automatically thought of Austin Powers.

andraszao


quality posts: 0 Private Messages andraszao

sad the lasers aren't glow in the dark.

kingofbrits


quality posts: 1 Private Messages kingofbrits

Hey there, Center For Annoying Behavior Control. Good to see you! Where the hell have you been? Why don't you get to work on loud-cell-phone-talker-in-confined-public-spaces-guy, doesn't-smell-his-own BO-guy, doesn't-let-people-off-the-bus-before-boarding-guy, and wears-glasses-with-no-lenses-hipster? Make some progress here, and I promise a steady flow of situations that will need your attention and ensure you remain in secure employment.

Cheers,
Everyone ever

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba
ihategroupon wrote:As much as I miss the woot! with the simplicity of the past and the product write-ups that answered to no one and were works of art.



What do you know aboot the old days? You've only been here since 2011. Also, you did't know that Mon-Thurs are "daily" shirts that are chosen by staff from a seperate pool of submissions from the derby. Daily shirts don't follow any rules or theme, and they aren't in any way related to the derby shirts, which are printed Fri-Sun.

Thank the gods for staff picks, because if not for that we'd be getting cute animals, swirly glowing abstract, and pop culture rip-offs literally every single day if the voters were allowed to choose. The public is simple and doesn't like to stray from the "formula"

spazzyhilo


quality posts: 0 Private Messages spazzyhilo

I don't understand why everyone but the squirrel gets two lasers? This seems highly unfair.

gbbgun


quality posts: 0 Private Messages gbbgun

I immediately thought of this:
Flying Bears with Laser Eyes

halfchuck


quality posts: 3 Private Messages halfchuck

Seriously, where the hell are laser cats?!

pbcquiltlover


quality posts: 0 Private Messages pbcquiltlover
lordbowen wrote:Great design but no laser beam cat, no sale.



Yep! I agree!

Christine a. Burtch

Phillystyle


quality posts: 5 Private Messages Phillystyle

It looks like the Superfriends.

bellabue


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bellabue

Love the goat!! Please feature more artwork with goats. The one with the animals waiting to barbecue the pig was soooo wrong. Goats are vegetarians.

quietdefense


quality posts: 1 Private Messages quietdefense

What??!! No Frickin' weiner dogs??? What a shame.

MathUhhhSaurus


quality posts: 58 Private Messages MathUhhhSaurus
ihategroupon wrote:Dear Fellow Wooters: I really could be way off on this comment, but unless this shirt sells extremely well, this is why you need to be more careful with who you vote for in the derby. Please ONLY vote for shirts you or someone you will show the shirt to are actually going to buy. Congratulations to the artist and everyone that voted for it and buys it. To everyone who voted for it and does not buy it, JUST a moment you!

If this was a Woot! employee's pick....well whatever I just don't care anymore. Too many ads and too much slower page loading speeds for me to care about the quality of Woot! corporate decisions anymore. Might as well finish running your brand into the ground so a new startup can replace your sellout butts.

All that being said, thanks for everyone submitting designs, voting, and running the site at all. As much as I miss the woot! with the simplicity of the past and the product write-ups that answered to no one and were works of art.



uh...it's Thursday. This is a daily and not a derby winner.

Examine Bindle of Carrots.
What Bindle of Carrots?

JamiMCox


quality posts: 1 Private Messages JamiMCox

Thank goodness it's not another cute bunny shirt. I'm going broke buying cute bunny shirts. (It's a great design but I just saved $12 YEAH)

JamiMCox