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Wonder if it would've been more fun to look at with lasers shooting out of their eyes.

Like so

MS Paint?

I stayed up to see the shirt.woot....I am extremely disappointed...and paranoid....I have two dogs...lasers...:'(

Great design but no laser beam cat, no sale.

Needs more narwhal.

needs one cat to rule them all

Hah! Well that's certainly different. Red lasers are so 90's though! It's all about the green and purple lasers now. :D

So close to perfect. But missing Laser Cats. Afraid of Lorne Michaels' lawyers?

Mini-me, stop humping the laser beam!

Whoa. This is like Star Wars meets the 90's version of an Orwellian zoo animal uprising. I love it!

This would've been an automatic buy if the frickin' laserbeams were attached to their frickin' heads.

what the hell kind of terrible design is this? shirt woot has drastically gone downhill

The frickin laser beams should have been attached to their frickin heads. Then this shirt would have been worth 100 billion dollars

The shirt that shagged me.

Dear Fellow Wooters: I really could be way off on this comment, but unless this shirt sells extremely well, this is why you need to be more careful with who you vote for in the derby. Please ONLY vote for shirts you or someone you will show the shirt to are actually going to buy. Congratulations to the artist and everyone that voted for it and buys it. To everyone who voted for it and does not buy it, JUST a moment you!

If this was a Woot! employee's pick....well whatever I just don't care anymore. Too many ads and too much slower page loading speeds for me to care about the quality of Woot! corporate decisions anymore. Might as well finish running your brand into the ground so a new startup can replace your sellout butts.

All that being said, thanks for everyone submitting designs, voting, and running the site at all. As much as I miss the woot! with the simplicity of the past and the product write-ups that answered to no one and were works of art.

SQUIRREL! Possibly my favorite of all Apocalypse scenarios showcased by shirtwoot! The panda, the pig and the bat are coming right for any viewers, presumably with a vengeance.

Umm, just one question. Who is Milton who mounted the lasers on these guys in the first place???.

haha laser turtle

ooh oh oh! *waves hand* I know where the laser pointers come from! They can all trace their origin to Hughes Research Lab. Science! Remember, everything else is dumb. Show of hands if you knew laser is an acronym.

Light
Amplification through
Stimulated
Emission of
Radiation

LASER

atomicow wrote:The frickin laser beams should have been attached to their frickin heads. Then this shirt would have been worth 100 billion dollars

Agreed, this bothered me the most.

No Cat,but a bat no deal!!

I liked the writeup, and it makes me wonder why teens with lasers is not more of a problem. It seems like an unpreventable annoyance, yet for some reason my movie-watching at theaters has not been antagonized by these pranksters since the early 90's.

Goats with laser beams - sweet! I hope mine never turn on me...

The cow says: "PEOW! PEOW!"

SurplusHP wrote:I liked the writeup, and it makes me wonder why teens with lasers is not more of a problem. It seems like an unpreventable annoyance, yet for some reason my movie-watching at theaters has not been antagonized by these pranksters since the early 90's.

Ugh...the worst for me was some dolt shining his laser pointer on the wing during a late night flight. Being the paranoid flyer I am, I was pretty sure we'd been marked for destruction.

ImmortalCaesar wrote:This would've been an automatic buy if the frickin' laserbeams were attached to their frickin' heads.

Completely agree! When I saw what the shirt was I automatically thought of Austin Powers.

sad the lasers aren't glow in the dark.

Hey there, Center For Annoying Behavior Control. Good to see you! Where the hell have you been? Why don't you get to work on loud-cell-phone-talker-in-confined-public-spaces-guy, doesn't-smell-his-own BO-guy, doesn't-let-people-off-the-bus-before-boarding-guy, and wears-glasses-with-no-lenses-hipster? Make some progress here, and I promise a steady flow of situations that will need your attention and ensure you remain in secure employment.

Cheers,
Everyone ever

ihategroupon wrote:As much as I miss the woot! with the simplicity of the past and the product write-ups that answered to no one and were works of art.

What do you know aboot the old days? You've only been here since 2011. Also, you did't know that Mon-Thurs are "daily" shirts that are chosen by staff from a seperate pool of submissions from the derby. Daily shirts don't follow any rules or theme, and they aren't in any way related to the derby shirts, which are printed Fri-Sun.

Thank the gods for staff picks, because if not for that we'd be getting cute animals, swirly glowing abstract, and pop culture rip-offs literally every single day if the voters were allowed to choose. The public is simple and doesn't like to stray from the "formula"

I don't understand why everyone but the squirrel gets two lasers? This seems highly unfair.

I immediately thought of this:
Flying Bears with Laser Eyes

Seriously, where the hell are laser cats?!

lordbowen wrote:Great design but no laser beam cat, no sale.

Yep! I agree!

It looks like the Superfriends.

Love the goat!! Please feature more artwork with goats. The one with the animals waiting to barbecue the pig was soooo wrong. Goats are vegetarians.

What??!! No Frickin' weiner dogs??? What a shame.

ihategroupon wrote:Dear Fellow Wooters: I really could be way off on this comment, but unless this shirt sells extremely well, this is why you need to be more careful with who you vote for in the derby. Please ONLY vote for shirts you or someone you will show the shirt to are actually going to buy. Congratulations to the artist and everyone that voted for it and buys it. To everyone who voted for it and does not buy it, JUST a moment you!

If this was a Woot! employee's pick....well whatever I just don't care anymore. Too many ads and too much slower page loading speeds for me to care about the quality of Woot! corporate decisions anymore. Might as well finish running your brand into the ground so a new startup can replace your sellout butts.

All that being said, thanks for everyone submitting designs, voting, and running the site at all. As much as I miss the woot! with the simplicity of the past and the product write-ups that answered to no one and were works of art.

uh...it's Thursday. This is a daily and not a derby winner.

Thank goodness it's not another cute bunny shirt. I'm going broke buying cute bunny shirts. (It's a great design but I just saved $12 YEAH)