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Bell Curve Summiteer

Speed to First Woot:
1m 5.771s
First Sucker:
ktknight
Last Wooter to Woot:
ravmagaf
Last Purchase:
6 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 41% of Shirt Woots
Top 24% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1420

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 13% one year old
  • 75% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

6%
4%
2%
1%
1%
2%
4%
7%
6%
6%
5%
6%
4%
4%
3%
3%
3%
3%
4%
5%
4%
3%
8%
3%
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Percentage of Sales Per Day

79%
5%
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Woots by State

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Quality Posts


lonelypond


quality posts: 435 Private Messages lonelypond

Let's see, a comment of middling weight, suited to the theme: I don't mind the purple ; )

Stexe


quality posts: 21 Private Messages Stexe

Is it just me or did you read "Horray! I Reached" and then stopped and finally read "Mediocrity"? Seems like they aren't part of the same sentence and it should read "Horray! I Reached It!" and then have the "Mediocrity" explain the "it" part.

bluejester


quality posts: 567 Private Messages bluejester

Should I be worried about the vibe woot community gives off? Do we all seem like apathetic schlubs who's only goal (if you could call it that) is to achieve mediocrity? It must be, because we seem to keep getting shirts that tell us the best we can hope for is the least we can do while still getting by.

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 586 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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bluejester wrote:Should I be worried about the vibe woot community gives off? Do we all seem like apathetic schlubs who's only goal (if you could call it that) is to achieve mediocrity? It must be, because we seem to keep getting shirts that tell us the best we can hope for is the least we can do while still getting by.



Well, I won't speak for the rest of you but I know I am an apathetic schlub.



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donald21


quality posts: 0 Private Messages donald21

ayyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

safyrejet


quality posts: 122 Private Messages safyrejet

I find the shirt average, with a standard deviation of 4.2

:P

Ah bell curves.

JethroOp369


quality posts: 5 Private Messages JethroOp369

I finish my 9 page statistics homework assignment and decide to check Woot and see this. How appropriate!

awl85


quality posts: 7 Private Messages awl85

Whatever.

mysticeden


quality posts: 5 Private Messages mysticeden

I really wish this was a poster. I'd put it over my desk for motivation ;)

TheDesi


quality posts: 3 Private Messages TheDesi

At first glance at this shirt, I was smiling because I really identify with this shirt.

Then I felt kinda sad, because I really identify with this shirt.

Now I think I'm gonna stop over at Wine Woot and buy a case of whatever they're hockin' (I'm so depressed now, I don't care if Wine Woot is sellin' Andre Cold Duck) because.... You guessed it. I REALLY IDENTIFY WITH THIS SHIRT!

TheDesi Salieri

mrbarister


quality posts: 30 Private Messages mrbarister
ThunderThighs wrote:Well, I won't speak for the rest of you but I know I am an apathetic schlub.


I think I'm in love! ;)

cvoinescu


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cvoinescu

This shirt would have been so much better if the curve was actually a proper Gaussian function (the bell curve), not just a random curve that resembled it a little.

namzaps


quality posts: 6 Private Messages namzaps

A mid-range shirt with median appeal, which is the mode most of us operate in.

-JCH

ShyGuy91284


quality posts: 4 Private Messages ShyGuy91284
cvoinescu wrote:This shirt would have been so much better if the curve was actually a proper Gaussian function (the bell curve), not just a random curve that resembled it a little.



I feel the same way about the "stick figure" at the top. The head is filled in. It's no longer a proper stick figure...

McDicker


quality posts: 0 Private Messages McDicker

Too bad this shirt only comes in medium.

islandkiwi


quality posts: 0 Private Messages islandkiwi

I was considering this for a shirt to run in, then realized I wasn't there yet.

prplbeedoo


quality posts: 1 Private Messages prplbeedoo

Does this make it a mediocri-tee?

I swore I'd never fall in love...
but I did fall in lava!

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Sticks figure, Times New Roman, black shirt... yeah, this shirt speaks for itself.

timerider


quality posts: 4 Private Messages timerider

*Gaussian curve.

afterburn2600


quality posts: 3 Private Messages afterburn2600

You all are just mean.

Much worse than median...

lemurtx


quality posts: 4 Private Messages lemurtx

I should get this shirt. I used to joke that I aspire to mediocrity.

sigh.

Yeah, I think I'm obligated to buy it.

niugnip


quality posts: 1 Private Messages niugnip

If I could only get it on a coffee cup

aprilbolin


quality posts: 2 Private Messages aprilbolin

I won't name the company I work for, but one of my coworkers (the one who got me hooked on Woot.com) just said that everyone who works here should buy one.

I'm not sure if he means bc of our ambitions or bc we are a statistics company...

I'm not going to be as picky about the Gaussian Curve thing... it's still an awesome shirt.

Mr3dPHD


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Mr3dPHD
prplbeedoo wrote:Does this make it a mediocri-tee?



HA! That's good stuff right there.

Woots: 26
Wine.Woots: 3
Kids.Woots: 4
Shirt.Woots: 1
Sellout.Woots: 1
Craps: 6

ncginger2000


quality posts: 1 Private Messages ncginger2000

I'm not sure what it says that I looked at this shirt and immediately bought it, in spite of it being on black (I have way too many black tees). All I know is I love, love, love it! It made me laugh. Thanks!

schmidtn9150


quality posts: 1 Private Messages schmidtn9150

Yeah, but this is assuming the population is normal.

... that means two things.

bloopyblop


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bloopyblop

i find the lack of labels on the graph disturbing.

ROGETRAY


quality posts: 168 Private Messages ROGETRAY

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bloopyblop wrote:i find the lack of labels on the graph disturbing.



TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

Speed to First Woot: 1m 1.447s
First Sucker: ktknight
Last Wooter to Woot: edwardcastillo
Last Purchase: 2 minutes ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 42% of Shirt Woots
Top 38% of all Woots
Woots Sold: 1102

First day sales 1102
First day posts 28

ksschneider


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ksschneider

I just wanted to say thank you for all the positive comments and support! (And the jokes were great too!!)

You guys really made my first shirt selling an awesome experience! :D

DarkLazer


quality posts: 1 Private Messages DarkLazer

I just got this shirt from the random shirt sale a few days ago. Woot clearly considers me mediocre and nothing more.