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O'Rly

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Quality Posts


nmpls


quality posts: 22 Private Messages nmpls

Old meme is older than my Grandfather. And he remembered WWI.

cappo


quality posts: 35 Private Messages cappo

Oh man, I might actually have to buy this just to wear it once a year.


thumperchick


quality posts: 248 Private Messages thumperchick

Took me a second, but you got a chuckle out of me.

masshuum


quality posts: 19 Private Messages masshuum
nmpls wrote:Old meme is older than my Grandfather. And he remembered WWI.



Yeah but apparently you missed the pun on top of it.

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester
masshuum wrote:Yeah but apparently you missed the pun on top of it.



That's not a pun, it's a hat. A derby if I'm not mistaken.

tsukitensh


quality posts: 23 Private Messages tsukitensh

That had makes me crave Lucky Charms.

lonelypond


quality posts: 449 Private Messages lonelypond

Looks enthusiastic about the new duds. Does the hat come with a pot of gold? Or at least a rainbow?

Vote:

slappywhite2001


quality posts: 4 Private Messages slappywhite2001

Will it ship in time for St. Patrick's Day?

I do enjoy a good grilled cheese sandwich.

J83pc


quality posts: 3 Private Messages J83pc

Ya rly!

You didn't always take me where I wanted to go.
No, but I always took you where you needed to go.
doctor.who

ollietheunicorn


quality posts: 2 Private Messages ollietheunicorn

sigh...I wish I was "with it" enough to understand 90 % of these shirts...I might buy more...I have no idea what this shirt is about , and what it represents other than St Patrick's day

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

I see there are questions about the subject matter of the shirt. Never fear, I am here to help by providing a link to the necessary info:

O rly?

bradenmcg


quality posts: 8 Private Messages bradenmcg

What's with the derpy eye? I'm pretty sure the original Orly Owl isn't derping.

ROGETRAY


quality posts: 175 Private Messages ROGETRAY

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slappywhite2001 wrote:Will it ship in time for St. Patrick's Day?



There is a pretty great chance that you would get it before March 17th 2013....so...YES?

ste7enl


quality posts: 15 Private Messages ste7enl

Best when read in a thick Irish accent. Cracked me up, good job.

gravityisweak


quality posts: 27 Private Messages gravityisweak

O'Reilly?

safyrejet


quality posts: 123 Private Messages safyrejet

"If Ireland wants to maintain its foremost position in the literature of the 21st century, we simply must learn to be stupider."

....I weep for the days of yore when we had great literature and other fields of actual value to human beings. And words kept their proper vowels and letters. Oy vey internet

gravityisweak


quality posts: 27 Private Messages gravityisweak
bradenmcg wrote:What's with the derpy eye? I'm pretty sure the original Orly Owl isn't derping.



I think its just that his owl nose is covering part of his eye so it just looks like he's "derping". Funny either way.

mjonatzke


quality posts: 4 Private Messages mjonatzke

Damn, what happened to woot? There used to be so many good shirts here. I have at least 15-20, but the last year or so there hasn't been a single one worth buying

word.

Lance19


quality posts: 7 Private Messages Lance19

Damned if that isn't the most accurate depiction of Ms. Taitz I've ever seen!

lunchboxbrain


quality posts: 2 Private Messages lunchboxbrain

Hey everyone, I'm the artist who designed today's tee. Thanks to everyone who has scooped one up thus far. Sláinte!

lichme


quality posts: 3111 Private Messages lichme
mjonatzke wrote:Damn, what happened to woot? There used to be so many good shirts here. I have at least 15-20, but the last year or so there hasn't been a single one worth buying



At least a few times a week I see something that makes me wanna spend the night in the dog house if I buy it. This however, is not one of them.

noname7


quality posts: 0 Private Messages noname7

This would've been great if it came out 3 or 4 years ago...

itoaseik


quality posts: 2 Private Messages itoaseik
Woot wrote:Funny writeup.



"Cool story, bro"
-Frank McCourt

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Needs a little shadow texturing and a better looking hat and it'd be hit.

jxwhee


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jxwhee

Really tired of every shirt being grey on this site. It doesn't even look good with the green. Pass.

thepatches


quality posts: 0 Private Messages thepatches

The derpy looking eye from the 3D to 2D transposition and the wonky perspective on the hat is killing it for me. Kinda slapped-together feeling.

The idea is really cute though.

Squirrelhunter70


quality posts: 8 Private Messages Squirrelhunter70

Clever shirt, it's just...8 years too late. I think most people I know wouldn't get it.

highonpez


quality posts: 7 Private Messages highonpez

If I didn't already have enough t-shirts to go 3 months sans-laundry, I think this would be on its way to my door. I keep cracking up every time I look at it for more than a couple seconds.

benjavati


quality posts: 1 Private Messages benjavati

Wait - does the orly bird get the worm?

Starblind


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Starblind

I'm glad to see woot is still right there at the cutting edge of the latest in cultural trends.

Here's my idea for the next derby DO NOT STEAL IT: A shirt that says "All Your Ace of Base Are Belong To Us" except instead of that anime robot guy it's the members of Ace of Base! I saw THE SIGN that that shirt would be great!

TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

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darkthin


quality posts: 0 Private Messages darkthin

so funny! I could send it to my boyfriend as a present! Thanks!