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Ring Bearers Anonymous

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Quality Posts


lonelypond


quality posts: 410 Private Messages lonelypond

Good job with an almost molten golden glow. But does it come with a seat on a ship leaving the Grey Havens?

lichme


quality posts: 2687 Private Messages lichme

You think I would get yelled at if I wore this as a Ring Bearer at a wedding?

bluejester


quality posts: 557 Private Messages bluejester

For those of you who might need a little help getting the reference, here is the scene from the Academy Award winning Return of the King from which this is inspired I can carry you!

But seriously, who doesn't know and love that scene.

bluejester


quality posts: 557 Private Messages bluejester
lichme wrote:You think I would get yelled at if I wore this as a Ring Bearer at a wedding?



Probably a lot less than you would if you pulled this stunt.

Mattroid


quality posts: 17 Private Messages Mattroid

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRDDDDDDDDSSS!

gogotw


quality posts: 2 Private Messages gogotw

I think that it would be even more awesomely amazing if one of the hands was missing a finger, even if that happened the scene this references.

blanked


quality posts: 10 Private Messages blanked
bluejester wrote:Probably a lot less than you would if you pulled this stunt.



A tee is certainly preferable to naked.

I do hope that bride was a geek so she enjoyed it. I don't care what the other three (random strangers) thought.

Dragynwing


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Dragynwing

this will be a hit at my AA meetings. i especially like wearing The Binge to meetings. gets me some sideways glances. hey, there's no alcohol or drugs on the shirt so it's technically fine to wear.

when i want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, i'll buy shoes for my cats.

bpeterson82


quality posts: 52 Private Messages bpeterson82
Mattroid wrote:NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRDDDDDDDDSSS!



Welcome to nerd.woot, er...shirt.woot!

casyeu


quality posts: 0 Private Messages casyeu
gogotw wrote:I think that it would be even more awesomely amazing if one of the hands was missing a finger, even if that happened the scene this references.



Yes, I think so

woottoady


quality posts: 33 Private Messages woottoady

This will make great conversation at the after-work pickup bar.

jsh139


quality posts: 13 Private Messages jsh139

These eight lines have always given me the chills.

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

Insert signature here.

carol2bs1grl


quality posts: 7 Private Messages carol2bs1grl

Hmmmm....do not need another t-shirt....but it's a very nicely done LOTR shirt.....and it's not on navy or black, which I already have a ton of.....but do I want to spend the money....but I really love this movie....*sigh* Here, Woot...take my money.....again....

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carol2bs1grl


quality posts: 7 Private Messages carol2bs1grl
bluejester wrote:Probably a lot less than you would if you pulled this stunt.



That is freaking AWESOME!!! Those bridesmaids need to watch more LOTR, obviously! How could they not know who Gollum was?!

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tinabina316


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tinabina316
casyeu wrote:Yes, I think so



But but ... the finger totally IS missing.

medicmo


quality posts: 0 Private Messages medicmo

I have to say that as cool as this shirt is, I am a little disappointed not to see something about the number for 42 or how I shouldn't panic seeing as it is this day

ncginger2000


quality posts: 1 Private Messages ncginger2000
tinabina316 wrote:But but ... the finger totally IS missing.



Oh, no. You're absolutely right. Now there is not one single reason for me not to buy this shirt. Including the fact that I just got a Woot shirt from last week in the mail today.

My favorite line from my favorite movie and it's not on black. And the finger is missing. Here's another $12, shirtWoot. :-)

safyrejet


quality posts: 121 Private Messages safyrejet

Well there are certain things someone should know about before they go and get themselves married to a true nerd. Not just anyone can handle that really. So it's good they're talking about the LOTR theme wedding details now. I do shudder to think what fate might befall the ring bearer in a wedding like that though. Poor guy.

TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

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