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Cup O' The Morning To You

Speed to First Woot:
3m 34.550s
First Sucker:
bradklingensmith
Last Wooter to Woot:
thsyearsgirl
Last Purchase:
4 months ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 34% of Shirt Woots
Top 30% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
728

Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
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  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 16% one year old
  • 76% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
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Quality Posts


Lassik


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Lassik

Ohh Earl... You cheeky bastard! :-)

They say I have Attention Deficit Disorder but i don't th.... Ohh look a kitty!

tsukitensh


quality posts: 23 Private Messages tsukitensh

Monocles increase the awesome level of anything by at least 50%. It is a fact.

safyrejet


quality posts: 121 Private Messages safyrejet

Actually I don't like beer, but that's not why I drink lemonade.

It's the little details in the personalities that really sell this shirt, the hard hat, umbrella, mustache shapes, shoes, pants vs trousers...nice.

lichme


quality posts: 2846 Private Messages lichme

Coffee T-shirts just aren't my cup of tea. You see what I did there?

techkyle


quality posts: 2 Private Messages techkyle

I tend to hesitate with shirts that draw TOO much attention, but I'm a sucker for tea references. What Would Captain Picard Do?

elowantstosay


quality posts: 2 Private Messages elowantstosay

Urgh!! I totally want this, but I've been spending way too much money on woot shirts. I wish they had posters of these stuff.

flemtone


quality posts: 6 Private Messages flemtone

I hear this phrase and I automatically see a sheepdog and a coyote punching in at a timeclock nailed to a tree.



I'm just sayin', is all.

Turiya


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Turiya
flemtone wrote:I hear this phrase and I automatically see a sheepdog and a coyote punching in at a timeclock nailed to a tree.



I'm just sayin', is all.



I'm right there with you.

Was totally expecting a Pi shirt today, tho.

davidwot


quality posts: 2 Private Messages davidwot

Okay, how does Joe use his toolbox and Earl his umbrella WITHOUT HANDS?? Oh, Magilla Gorilla!

I feel bad for them as I do dogs. They sniff money when dropped on the floor. They want to keep the money. But, alas . . . NO POCKETS. (And you thought it was because no opposing thumbs and forefingers, eh?)

pegtor


quality posts: 0 Private Messages pegtor
tsukitensh wrote:Monocles increase the awesome level of anything by at least 50%. It is a fact.



While Rainbow Dash adds another 20%.
aso-> http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/20_cooler_1733.jpg

bamaster


quality posts: 5 Private Messages bamaster

Without some Buddy Holly framed glasses, this shirt is sure to offend Portland hipsters. I mean, for real y'all!

clydaho


quality posts: 0 Private Messages clydaho

No Pi Day shirt today?

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 564 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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flemtone wrote:I hear this phrase and I automatically see a sheepdog and a coyote punching in at a timeclock nailed to a tree.



I'm just sayin', is all.



I had the same picture in my mind when I first saw it. We are of the Loony Toon age.



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bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba

I think this is clever, I like it.

"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

sarcasticsoap


quality posts: 3 Private Messages sarcasticsoap
flemtone wrote:I hear this phrase and I automatically see a sheepdog and a coyote punching in at a timeclock nailed to a tree.



I'm just sayin', is all.





Way to bring back memories...

mrcrumbs


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mrcrumbs
lichme wrote:Coffee T-shirts just aren't my cup of tea. You see what I did there?



I see what you did there! :D

robertwooddellweaver


quality posts: 0 Private Messages robertwooddellweaver
sarcasticsoap wrote:
Way to bring back memories...



But I have to point out that was Ralph Wolf and Sam Sheepdog. But "Morning, Ralph" just doesn't work with coffee.

mkmiller


quality posts: 2 Private Messages mkmiller

Tea, Earl Grey, hot......

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trekkiegal1701d


quality posts: 2 Private Messages trekkiegal1701d

I don't like coffee. Or tea. Or Beer.

Anybody got any lemonade?

lightman28


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lightman28

Rubbish! I drink both. Depends on my mood. Usually coffee in the morning and decaf Tea at night. Need to hold on to my wine effects.

lonelypond


quality posts: 421 Private Messages lonelypond

I like how the shirt gets the mornings look a bit messy sometimes feel...and thanks for the Looney reminders.

TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

Speed to First Woot: 3m 34.550s
First Sucker: bradklingensmith
Last Wooter to Woot: shinkaroo
Last Purchase: a minute ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 37% of Shirt Woots
Top 42% of all Woots
Woots Sold: 599

First day sales 599
First day posts 21