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Lassik


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Lassik

Why is Tuesday so happy?

They say I have Attention Deficit Disorder but i don't th.... Ohh look a kitty!

subzero512


quality posts: 2 Private Messages subzero512
Lassik wrote:Why is Tuesday so happy?



Tuesday is happy because Monday is over. Monday sucks :D

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

If you have a retail job, there is no such thing as a Saturday off.

Doubly so if you do freelance work on the side. *sigh*

Where would the smiley day be for a person in my position?

BabyBear


quality posts: 18 Private Messages BabyBear

Monday won't be so upset come the next 3-day weekend! Wooo!

pupyluvr


quality posts: 51 Private Messages pupyluvr
Lassik wrote:Why is Tuesday so happy?



I would think that "Hump Day" would be the happiest of the group.

safyrejet


quality posts: 123 Private Messages safyrejet

OK, who spiked the punch?

I think Monday gets a bum wrap, he's just grumpy 'cause he always gets stuck with clean up duty after the weekend parrr-tay! So see, weekends are totally jerks.

davidwot


quality posts: 2 Private Messages davidwot
Lassik wrote:Why is Tuesday so happy?



That's a nervous smile of Tuesday's. She's not happy, just feeling uncomfortable.

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

HAHA This is cute... if I didn't work weekends, this would be a perfect representation of my days off. The Monday is still appropriate, no matter what anyone says.

kjsmason2010


quality posts: 10 Private Messages kjsmason2010
Lassik wrote:Why is Tuesday so happy?



As a college student I am loving this shirt! Sunday is sleeping all day as an attempt to recover from Friday and Saturday. Monday is angry because the hangover is still lingering. Tuesday is just happy that horrible headache is gone! Wednesday and Thursday are chilling because of all the exams.

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 225 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Sweet design, Naolito & Evan.

Lampshade hat! ^__^

oakenspirit


quality posts: 93 Private Messages oakenspirit

Now I need a shirt depicting the summer for a teacher! It starts very much like a weekend but ends with paranoia, near starvation, and bills...

If only somehow we could ALSO be paid during the summer, it would be a perfect job...


erockem


quality posts: 1 Private Messages erockem

Uh-oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.

tenmagic


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tenmagic
erockem wrote:Uh-oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.



I believe you can get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

thermo


quality posts: 0 Private Messages thermo

Thank a union member for the five-day week.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Aw man! They're getting blood everywhere!

elizalishly


quality posts: 20 Private Messages elizalishly

So my theory is that this is Monday's house, and Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday are his more shy friends who aren't really sure if they should interrupt the proceedings since it looks like Monday's going to blow his top, and Friday, Saturday, and Sunday are... well, the oblivious jerks. If I didn't already have my novel all figured out for Camp NaNoWriMo next month, I'd write a story about this. Awesome design, N & E!

xiphiasgladius


quality posts: 0 Private Messages xiphiasgladius

We have weeks because the Babylonians dedicated a day to each of the seven heavenly bodies visible to the naked eye that move relative to the background stars: the sun, moon, Mars, Mercury, Jupiter, Venus, and Saturn. The usage of the seven-day week passed to both the Jews and the ancient Greeks; the Romans eventually replaced their previous eight-day week with the Greek seven-day one. Most day-names in Romance languages continue to follow the Latin/Roman names of those gods/planets.

Under the Roman Empire, the Germanic tribes adopted the Roman calendar, but mapped their gods onto the Roman gods: "Sol" and "Luna" became "Sun" and "Moon"; Mars was mapped to Tyr/Tiwaz/Teiws because they're both war gods; Mercury to Odin/Woden, because they were both psychopomps -- tasked with taking the souls of the dead to the afterlife (bet you didn't know that about either of them!); Jupiter to Thor, because they're the ones in charge of thunder and lightning; and, in the only one which is a TOTAL no-brainer, Venus to Freya.

jwilday


quality posts: 3 Private Messages jwilday
kjsmason2010 wrote:As a college student I am loving this shirt! Sunday is sleeping all day as an attempt to recover from Friday and Saturday. Monday is angry because the hangover is still lingering. Tuesday is just happy that horrible headache is gone! Wednesday and Thursday are chilling because of all the exams.



Ah, the future leaders of our country

rocdragon


quality posts: 1 Private Messages rocdragon

Is that a subtle reference to the Cure song in the write-up subtitle? I'm going to assume it is, because that's the first thing I thought of when I looked at the shirt. Props to the writer.

scuac


quality posts: 3 Private Messages scuac
Lassik wrote:Why is Tuesday so happy?



Tuesday is the Dopey of the group.

mlutz3


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mlutz3

Statistically speaking, Tuesday is the most depressing day of the week. So it shouldn't be happy at all...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1319713/Tuesday-miserable-day-week.html

TooBah


quality posts: 3 Private Messages TooBah
davidwot wrote:That's a nervous smile of Tuesday's. She's not happy, just feeling uncomfortable.



Wait, so Tuesday's a girl? That... uh... actually, that explains a lot.

sweetcatlover


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sweetcatlover

When I first saw this I thought of those little pill containers and it made me wonder what was in Friday and Saturday.

erockem


quality posts: 1 Private Messages erockem
tenmagic wrote:I believe you can get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.



HAHAHAHAHAHAH +1

kjsmason2010


quality posts: 10 Private Messages kjsmason2010
jwilday wrote:Ah, the future leaders of our country



I am actually very responsible with a 3.92, double-major and a minor with 122 hours already completed.

hobossbug


quality posts: 0 Private Messages hobossbug

where is the date come from?

frickinawesome


quality posts: 7 Private Messages frickinawesome

Thanks a zillion for all the fun comments & compliments, and to Shirt.woot for printing Naolito and my collab...on a Tuesday. THAT'S why Tuesday is smiling of course! (but not really)

lonelypond


quality posts: 461 Private Messages lonelypond

So a fairly linear representation of how Friday to Saturday, you flip yourself to the couch in extrovert party mode, Saturday to Sunday, you gradually collapse into sleep it off mode and Monday, you get on your feet, frown and start all over again.

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TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

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