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Energy Efficient

Speed to First Woot:
2m 13.117s
First Sucker:
baybei
Last Wooter to Woot:
blackcatm
Last Purchase:
23 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 38% of Shirt Woots
Top 24% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
865

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 13% one year old
  • 80% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Quality Posts


CowboyDann


quality posts: 716 Private Messages CowboyDann

Just in case you don't get it. Cats sleep a lot.

gertiestn


quality posts: 57 Private Messages gertiestn

OK help I'm in love I need another T shirt if it's this one, despite the 4 zillion shirts I have already

And baby blue! My kitty will approve!

baybei


quality posts: 49 Private Messages baybei

Nothing is more energy efficient than a cat! They sleep 16+ hours a day!

lonelypond


quality posts: 461 Private Messages lonelypond

Definitely captures the "can not will not be disturbed*" face.

*leave all disturbances to the write up, as is sometimes the case.

Love mysteries? Want a mix of gay + straight characters? With a bit of Poe? Try my book, darn it ; ) In The Bleak December.

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

congrats on the print kevlar! nice take on the logo!

Catjunky


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Catjunky

Love the shirt, hate the gross write up.

ClaudiaM


quality posts: 4 Private Messages ClaudiaM

All the times derby shirts are blocked because of IP issues, and yet this goes live? Surely it's a trademark violation?

ENERGYSTAR

Invisiblemoose


quality posts: 17 Private Messages Invisiblemoose
ClaudiaM wrote:All the times derby shirts are blocked because of IP issues, and yet this goes live? Surely it's a trademark violation?

ENERGYSTAR


Parody is fair use, no?

ClaudiaM


quality posts: 4 Private Messages ClaudiaM
Invisiblemoose wrote:Parody is fair use, no?



That's the usual argument with derby designs, yet Woot doesn't seem to buy it there.

bpr2


quality posts: 182 Private Messages bpr2

For the bio writer.

that was fun while it lasted!

spaceoutlaw


quality posts: 1 Private Messages spaceoutlaw

I thought the concept of the shirt was cute and was thinking of buying it, but the disgusting description turned me off. This isn't the first time this has happened. Thanks for losing a sale!

princessbard


quality posts: 1 Private Messages princessbard

Cute shirt, but with the cuteness totally exsanguinated by the writeup. Totally ruins it for me. I kinda feel bad for the artist.

safyrejet


quality posts: 123 Private Messages safyrejet

*wishes people could find a way to accept that the woot write-up isn't the only "story" behind these shirts* If you don't like the woot's story, make your own.

But enough about that.

So energy efficient kitty, eh. This does provide some incentive to get a cat. Maybe we could get some pompous legislative politician to pass a bill giving tax rebates to cat owners.

ghost031


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ghost031
safyrejet wrote:*wishes people could find a way to accept that the woot write-up isn't the only "story" behind these shirts* If you don't like the woot's story, make your own.
.



I agree. I am choosing to ignore the story. My interpretation is that the kitty is sleeping a lot; much like some energy efficient appliances go into "sleep" mode to save power.

debbernaut


quality posts: 8 Private Messages debbernaut

disturbing write-up, but not enough to put me off the blue/cat combo. why must you repeatedly target my weaknesses?

tsukitensh


quality posts: 23 Private Messages tsukitensh

So... wait... energy star appliances are powered by cats? *pulls out a screwdriver and goes to see if there are any energy star things in the house*

JPBrandt


quality posts: 0 Private Messages JPBrandt

I agree with you completely.
Great shirt, horrible review!

ancyker


quality posts: 2 Private Messages ancyker

That review. WTC. Who wrote that, they need serious help. Psychiatric help. Immediately.

Don't kids view this site too?

P.S. Cute shirt.

STMC


quality posts: 0 Private Messages STMC
spaceoutlaw wrote:I thought the concept of the shirt was cute and was thinking of buying it, but the disgusting description turned me off. This isn't the first time this has happened. Thanks for losing a sale!



..i'm with you on this..saw the shirt, was ready to buy, then read the description..i do feline rescue ..see too much carnage/abuse to ever wear this shirt now...

amyys


quality posts: 1 Private Messages amyys

I like the write-up. It has a kind of retro Monte-Python aura.

PocketBrain


quality posts: 47 Private Messages PocketBrain

Got one right here. Operates off the grid, and even emits a soothing vibration. Also, pest-repellent.

Igarden2


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Igarden2

I seriously love the shirt, but after reading the description I have decided to not buy it. It was that disturbing. Pity. Nice shirt and all.

jhems1179


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jhems1179

Nobody is going to buy a shirt because of the write-up? I don't know if this the first day that all of you are on woot, but it was meant as a joke. Sadistic, yes, but dear God, you're all taking this stuff too seriously.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

I appreciated the writeup. Whoever wrote it, don't listen to the honking. You did fine.

aielli


quality posts: 0 Private Messages aielli

Would make a great logo for Snaglepussheaters.com.

aawww won't make it past woot's content filters.

shanesny


quality posts: 3 Private Messages shanesny

Nice idea... but it would have been better as a small logo above where the breast pocket would be - like where you'd find a company logo. Oh well.

beckyh76


quality posts: 2 Private Messages beckyh76
spaceoutlaw wrote:I thought the concept of the shirt was cute and was thinking of buying it, but the disgusting description turned me off. This isn't the first time this has happened. Thanks for losing a sale!



My thoughts exactly!

stardustmage


quality posts: 5 Private Messages stardustmage

Very cute shirt, but I'm wishing I had never looked at the write up!

kevlar51


quality posts: 47 Private Messages kevlar51

Thanks Woot! And thanks everybody for enjoying the design.
For those of you on the fence about the write-up, here's my advice: sleep on it, then come back tomorrow and buy it without looking at the words ;)

deltax20a


quality posts: 1 Private Messages deltax20a
amyys wrote:I like the write-up. It has a kind of retro Monte-Python aura.



It's silly. Silly indeed.

tjschaeffer


quality posts: 7 Private Messages tjschaeffer

Wow. I can't believe so many people are so upset about the write-up. O_o

Clearly meant to be a joke about being extremely green...

polidiotic


quality posts: 0 Private Messages polidiotic

Great shirt. Hilarious and appropriate write-up. ;]

RayKremer


quality posts: 5 Private Messages RayKremer
baybei wrote:Nothing is more energy efficient than a cat! They sleep 16+ hours a day!



And they are solar powered!

rugrats2001


quality posts: 14 Private Messages rugrats2001

Just for the shirtwoot virgins - The t-shirt artist has NOTHING to do with the goofy/funny/stupid/repulsive/weird/etc. writeup. And the writeup has nothing to do with the actual design of the shirt. I guarantee that the artist is referring to a sleeping cat, NOT a dead cat.

JRRB


quality posts: 34 Private Messages JRRB

This looks like the purrrfect sleep shirt. I orded two -- the larger men's size for night wear and the women's for day.

Based on comments above, I'm going to skip reading the write-up today.

polysorbate


quality posts: 7 Private Messages polysorbate

Fine, why were at it,
You can make cats more energy efficient with barbiturates.
They'll hibernate all summer long!

whyellow


quality posts: 0 Private Messages whyellow
spaceoutlaw wrote:I thought the concept of the shirt was cute and was thinking of buying it, but the disgusting description turned me off. This isn't the first time this has happened. Thanks for losing a sale!



I couldn't agree more.

scotttampa


quality posts: 5 Private Messages scotttampa

All of you griping about the writeup saying youre not buying the shirt? Youre not fooling anyone... you were NOT going to buy it anyway! Just an excuse.. who cares... those who really want it are buying it REGARDLESS... as the whole country is lit up as buying! Great shirt!

itoaseik


quality posts: 2 Private Messages itoaseik
rugrats2001 wrote:Just for the shirtwoot virgins - The t-shirt artist has NOTHING to do with the goofy/funny/stupid/repulsive/weird/etc. writeup. And the writeup has nothing to do with the actual design of the shirt. I guarantee that the artist is referring to a sleeping cat, NOT a dead cat.



This.

Also, for those offended, I think I may have a spare sense of humor around here somewhere...

But you probably wouldn't want it, since it's printed on cream.