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Duck Duck Goose

Speed to First Woot:
1m 40.887s
First Sucker:
tviscomi
Last Wooter to Woot:
Imprecata
Last Purchase:
21 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 36% of Shirt Woots
Top 27% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
870

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 15% one year old
  • 75% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

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Quality Posts


tsukitensh


quality posts: 23 Private Messages tsukitensh

To be honest, I think an opportunity was missed here... the ball could have hit the goose in the butt. Why should the ducks get a double meaning but not the goose? :P

ClaudiaM


quality posts: 4 Private Messages ClaudiaM

A duck walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hey, pal. Your pants are down!"

ClaudiaM


quality posts: 4 Private Messages ClaudiaM
tsukitensh wrote:To be honest, I think an opportunity was missed here... the ball could have hit the goose in the butt. Why should the ducks get a double meaning but not the goose? :P



Quite. That's not what goosing looks like!

jago


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jago

Highly appropriate as yesterdays 100th Regular Show was about ducks and geese.

I have only one quality post.

thumperchick


quality posts: 238 Private Messages thumperchick

Duck, Duck, Turducken, Pheasant, Moose, Duck, Duck, *THWUNK* GOOSE!!!

Keister


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Keister

Anyone that calls it "Duck Duck, Grey Duck" is a dirty liar.

lichme


quality posts: 2848 Private Messages lichme

Hmmm, is that why they call it a goose bump?

lonelypond


quality posts: 421 Private Messages lonelypond

ha ha ha : )

jrs1980


quality posts: 29 Private Messages jrs1980

And the ducks are grey becauuuuuse...? This shirt is biased against and confusing to Minnesotans.

Pardon me, would you have any bags of crap?

gideonfrost


quality posts: 33 Private Messages gideonfrost

http://www.buzzfeed.com/babymantis/the-truth-behind-duck-duck-goose-a-visual-gui-1opu?utm_campaign=socialflow&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=buzzfeed

safyrejet


quality posts: 121 Private Messages safyrejet

From the facebook thumbnail this looked like it could have been a trig function joke shirt or something. Didn't make the connection until I read the title.

Hah, nice use of literal.

polysorbate


quality posts: 7 Private Messages polysorbate

Triple unfiltered.

tsfisch


quality posts: 39 Private Messages tsfisch

I came here to say I can't buy this because I'm Minnesotan (even though I was born and raised in 'goose' territory), but I see that's been covered already.

mysticeden


quality posts: 5 Private Messages mysticeden

Looks like a scene out of the video game Rhythm Heaven. Duck duck goose! You fail.

mlongtin90


quality posts: 1 Private Messages mlongtin90

As an upper-midwesternite I have to say that the correct game name is "Duck, Duck, Grey Duck"...

idiotness


quality posts: 0 Private Messages idiotness

Wow, the writeup broke my heart. Hang in there guy! The funnies'll come to you one day! Just believe!

natashaemusic


quality posts: 0 Private Messages natashaemusic

I'm a pigeon.

nachokingp


quality posts: 1 Private Messages nachokingp
tsukitensh wrote:To be honest, I think an opportunity was missed here... the ball could have hit the goose in the butt. Why should the ducks get a double meaning but not the goose? :P



The goose does have a double meaning, he's being hit by a baseball, which is something Goose Gossage of the Yankees was famous for, hitting batters.

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 215 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Oh Goose. Always dying in training accidents.

barrysvee


quality posts: 1 Private Messages barrysvee

Minnesotans will never get this.

gavrik317


quality posts: 0 Private Messages gavrik317

It is duck duck gray duck! gosh... why do people outside of MN not know what it is called....

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Aw man! Right in the throat!

You should always make a clean kill when hunting with baseballs.

jstjred


quality posts: 2 Private Messages jstjred

It is always fun learning about the weird little silos of culture in certain areas.

But now I'm just wondering how the MN people feel about Grey Goose...

tinabina316


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tinabina316
tsukitensh wrote:To be honest, I think an opportunity was missed here... the ball could have hit the goose in the butt. Why should the ducks get a double meaning but not the goose? :P




Why not give the Goose a nice helmet and flight suit?

Gooooooooose!!

rhanlives


quality posts: 2 Private Messages rhanlives

Shouldn't the goose be bigger than the ducks?

Invisiblemoose


quality posts: 17 Private Messages Invisiblemoose

(12:03 AM, today) ClaudiaM tries to illicit a joke...

..."illicit" a joke? Is that supposed to be a joke?

bkocken


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bkocken
gavrik317 wrote:It is duck duck gray duck! gosh... why do people outside of MN not know what it is called....



Agreed. I would definitely buy the "duck, duck, gray duck" version. Even though I, as a Minnesotan, agree with the common criticism that it makes basically no sense.

PemberDucky


quality posts: 41 Private Messages PemberDucky

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Invisiblemoose wrote:(12:03 AM, today) ClaudiaM tries to illicit a joke...

..."illicit" a joke? Is that supposed to be a joke?



i think whoever did that wanted to elicit just such a response. yes indeedy.


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Arand3


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Arand3

Wh, What happened to the "Wear this shirt, Don't wear this shirt, we call this color," etc?

ROGETRAY


quality posts: 158 Private Messages ROGETRAY

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Arand3 wrote:Wh, What happened to the "Wear this shirt, Don't wear this shirt, we call this color," etc?



Lo siento, no lo hagas más. Fue un día triste cuando dejamos de hacer eso. Oh cómo mis ojos lloraron y cantaron mi corazón.

PemberDucky


quality posts: 41 Private Messages PemberDucky

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tinabina316 wrote:Why not give the Goose a nice helmet and flight suit?

Gooooooooose!!




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strider72


quality posts: 1 Private Messages strider72

Two things:

1) "(12:03 AM, today) ClaudiaM tries to illicit a joke..."

elicit, not illicit


2) The ball totally should be hitting the goose in the butt.

Agerak


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Agerak
Arand3 wrote:Wh, What happened to the "Wear this shirt, Don't wear this shirt, we call this color," etc?



Ditto, this is very disappointing.

wenjotwo


quality posts: 0 Private Messages wenjotwo
bkocken wrote:Agreed. I would definitely buy the "duck, duck, gray duck" version. Even though I, as a Minnesotan, agree with the common criticism that it makes basically no sense.



Born and raised in Minnesota. I only learned "duck, duck, goose" as a child. It wasn't until as an adult, someone from outside Minnesota told me that Minnesotans said "grey duck."
This shirt is perfect for one such as me.

mysticeden


quality posts: 5 Private Messages mysticeden
ROGETRAY wrote:Lo siento, no lo hagas más. Fue un día triste cuando dejamos de hacer eso. Oh cómo mis ojos lloraron y cantaron mi corazón.



That sort of made sense... Eh except not really. No uses los traductores online ok? Se qué estás triste pero eso no es razón para que se te olvide la gramática.

TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

Speed to First Woot: 1m 40.887s
First Sucker: tviscomi
Last Wooter to Woot: leonstearns
Last Purchase: 9 minutes ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 39% of Shirt Woots
Top 40% of all Woots
Woots Sold: 689

First day sales 689
First day posts 35

j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5
ROGETRAY wrote:Lo siento, no lo hagas más. Fue un día triste cuando dejamos de hacer eso. Oh cómo mis ojos lloraron y cantaron mi corazón.


Yeah, after CaptainKyso copied the practice, Woot was all "Nae, ye dinna" (because Woot is Scottish, you know), then llandar bailed and the end of it was written.
Sad days.

move along