quality posts: 16 Private Messages WootBot


Poll: The best robots are:
  • 34.3% - Androids, indistinguishable from humans. 331
  • 18.1% - Fully articulated man-machines, like Cleatus the FOX Sports football 'bot. 175
  • 18.8% - Clanky, clunky metal men. Stick with the classics. 181
  • 28.8% - Not even shaped like humans. 278
965 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?


quality posts: 25 Private Messages tsukitensh

Equipped with a shiny metal @$$.



quality posts: 123 Private Messages safyrejet

I voted for the clunky classics. But whatever the case, just remember this one phrase: Klaatu barada nikto.


quality posts: 38 Private Messages goldenthorn

Rglee robots.


quality posts: 648 Private Messages lonelypond
goldenthorn wrote:Rglee robots.

Well, hard to argue that...although if kev(lar51)bots lack the printed hordes, they win at whimsy


quality posts: 601 Private Messages bluejester

Where is the Robbie Lee and Kevlar option? I find this poll to be insufficient to express my love of 'bots.


quality posts: 0 Private Messages btpaschke

actually, it depends on how realistic, attractive and compliant the humanoid robots are....


quality posts: 8 Private Messages ardubu

Cylon skin jobs...

Ah, the hell with it.


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5

I prefer the Nanobots that currently control my brain.

I have a shirt catalog, y'all!


quality posts: 3 Private Messages viidim7

The best robots are on the surface of Mars and have a sarcastic attitude.


quality posts: 56 Private Messages curtisuxor

Everyone who answered androids is a pervert.

You know why.


quality posts: 82 Private Messages daveinwarshington

Robbie the Robot...

Or, Cherry 2000...

decisions, decisions...


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dymongoose

I'd be thrilled to have my very own personal R2 unit.


quality posts: 46 Private Messages moles1138

Any but Cleatus


quality posts: 46 Private Messages moles1138

Anyone else watching "Robot Combat League" ?


quality posts: 60 Private Messages bluetuba
moles1138 wrote:Anyone else watching "Robot Combat League" ?

I've seen a couple episodes and it might be the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life. The "robots" can't even support their own weight. They are metal sculptures at the end of a long support strut that moves and powers them. They have spark shooters and exposed fluid tubes that trigger when they bang into each other for pyrotechnic display. All the characters are basically identical aside from looks, they have arms that can wiggle around to smack each other with. That's it.

It's like a pro wrestling version of engineering. It's all flash and no substance.

"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."