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Shirt of Stealth

Speed to First Woot:
0m 25.557s
First Sucker:
baybei
Last Wooter to Woot:
jmpioppi
Last Purchase:
10 months ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 28% of Shirt Woots
Top 43% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1933

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 12% one year old
  • 77% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Quality Posts


baybei


quality posts: 49 Private Messages baybei

Used my cloaking device to sneak in and get first sucker!

Congrats fishbiscuit on the print!

odysseyroc


quality posts: 33 Private Messages odysseyroc

Congrats, fishy fishy shrimpy shrimpy taco Ensenada (aka fishbiscuit5)!





amorphousalias


quality posts: 5 Private Messages amorphousalias

One the one hand, cloaking devices are cool. On the other hand, the glowing letters mean you are not very stealthy.

neveracquiesce


quality posts: 3 Private Messages neveracquiesce

Crestwood Mall is a ghost town. I literally believe the only business operating there now is a post office.

zyxomma100


quality posts: 8 Private Messages zyxomma100

A cloaking device that only works in the dark reminds me of Invisible Boy from Mystery Men.

About the writeup, I'm sure that mall guard is no longer employed there. Crestwood Mall sure has fallen from its former glory.

dsch


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dsch

That had better be the Defiant, or it would be a blatant violation of the Treaty of Algeron.

grrlmarvel


quality posts: 12 Private Messages grrlmarvel

Congrats fishie!

Word of warning though: my hubby had a shirt like this (shirt of invisibility) and when we went places people actually ignored him to make the shirt true! LOL.

Be prepared for smartiepants with this one folks!

neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 171 Private Messages neuropsychosocial

Glow-in-the-dark Derby goes 3/3 in the Double-Take Derby!

That's not very stealthy; that's demolishing the competition!

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)

lordbowen


quality posts: 241 Private Messages lordbowen

Great design. Thanks for keeping The Next Generation topical.

JoeNasr123


quality posts: 0 Private Messages JoeNasr123

Hope they stocked plenty of these in 2XL and up...

safyrejet


quality posts: 121 Private Messages safyrejet

I take it wooter buyers like the gitd ink. I hope the powers that be at Woot grant the shirt designers more chances to play with this ink in the future.

Psst, 1988 nerd boy, being invisible doesn't do much good if you're noisy.

CharlesP2009


quality posts: 27 Private Messages CharlesP2009

Is it possible that this shirt can turn one back into a virgin?

redspecial


quality posts: 5 Private Messages redspecial

This is DEFINITELY a great shirt, but I predict the life expectancy of an average Red Shirt if anyone caught you wearing it. ;)

Nice work, FB! ^^

mysticeden


quality posts: 5 Private Messages mysticeden

Engage bright lettered sneakyness!

lonelypond


quality posts: 421 Private Messages lonelypond

Since with glow in the dark ink, the wordplay is still on the outside of the shirt, I can't say shirtwooters seem fond of inside jokes and be entirely accurate. Darkside jokes?

Alternate: Night(shirt)side Jokes?

TobiasAmaranth


quality posts: 24 Private Messages TobiasAmaranth

Double Take Derby - AKA Glow In The Dark Derby #2. >.>; I demand a recount sans GITD entries. Feh! :P

Support Fablefire: Follow her on -

mjonatzke


quality posts: 4 Private Messages mjonatzke

I remember the good ol' days. When Woot! had shirts worth buying.

word.

gkrausmann


quality posts: 1 Private Messages gkrausmann
CharlesP2009 wrote:Is it possible that this shirt can turn one back into a virgin?



People who would wear this shirt never lost their virginity.

fishbiscuit5


quality posts: 35 Private Messages fishbiscuit5

Aw, yeah! I'm so excited this one printed. Thanks, everyone! I'm off to find my STTNG communicator badge so I can pin it to my shirt when it arrives. I can't wait to wear it!



shadetreescouser


quality posts: 1 Private Messages shadetreescouser

The year..2013. Crestwood Mall is a deserted shell.. Awaiting a wrecking ball..the Mall security guy gone. A victim of Angina,,, cheese burgers and chasing that elusive shoplifter..Should the fancy take you a nerd can walk through it naked...advanced technology or not....ah ! progress..and Aldermanic mismanagement. The future..

chagle


quality posts: 1 Private Messages chagle

Funny. Not really a fan of gitd ink, but this does give me a chuckle. Keep it up.

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba
gkrausmann wrote:People who would wear this shirt never lost their virginity.



Welcome to the future my antiquated friend! Here we have wallet sized computers, instant 24 hour communication, and robots on Mars. Nerds are cool, get laid, and practically control the world!

"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba
TobiasAmaranth wrote:Double Take Derby - AKA Glow In The Dark Derby #2. >.>; I demand a recount sans GITD entries. Feh! :P



Don't worry, tradition dictates we have 4 more EC picks from the double takes and those probably won't GITD. Though, IMHO this and this were way better GITD designs, so who knows!

I predict this will get one, it's a good design, interesting art, and missed 3rd place by only a couple of votes.

"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

Eratosthenes


quality posts: 7 Private Messages Eratosthenes

Must...resist...the bait being left here by other commenters.

Must not...give in...to telling everyone...how far removed I am from being a virgin...and that Star Trek is my favorite thing ever...

polysorbate


quality posts: 7 Private Messages polysorbate
dsch wrote:That had better be the Defiant, or it would be a blatant violation of the Treaty of Algeron.

Not if your the Klingons.
Playing hide and seek. Not really a warrior thing to do.

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba
Eratosthenes wrote:Must...resist...the bait being left here by other commenters.

Must not...give in...to telling everyone...how far removed I am from being a virgin...and that Star Trek is my favorite thing ever...



Nice Kirk impersonation! :P

"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

DrunkCat


quality posts: 6 Private Messages DrunkCat

According to the Treaty of Algeron, Starfleet isn't allowed to use cloaking devices. This shirt is in direct violation of that treaty.

Relax.

Kerig


quality posts: 8 Private Messages Kerig

My first Woot shirt in almost 8 months!
Thanks to Woot for finally offering a shirt that doesn't have cartoony animals or pretty landscapes on them (although I know those have their buyers) and for returning to your roots of clever designs without pop-cultural mashups.

Congrats to the designer in conveying a strong, humorous idea in a simple design!

And for all those that are complaining that it's not "stealth" if it glows in the dark...get a sense of humor and put your Mossy Oak camouflage shirt back on! ;-)

noc007


quality posts: 0 Private Messages noc007
DrunkCat wrote:According to the Treaty of Algeron, Starfleet isn't allowed to use cloaking devices. This shirt is in direct violation of that treaty.



Apparently you're not familiar the the Defiant and DS9.

slowcredit


quality posts: 0 Private Messages slowcredit

TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

Speed to First Woot: 0m 25.557s
First Sucker: baybei
Last Wooter to Woot: joball13
Last Purchase: 2 minutes ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 44% of Shirt Woots
Top 34% of all Woots
Woots Sold: 1241


First day sales 1241
First day posts 30

romulusnr


quality posts: 1 Private Messages romulusnr

One does not simply

Walk into a bank vault

shirtsforchris


quality posts: 0 Private Messages shirtsforchris
dsch wrote:That had better be the Defiant, or it would be a blatant violation of the Treaty of Algeron.



was thinking the same thing. has to be a DS9 reference...

dcrume


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dcrume

I would buy two if they were in print, but sadly out of print. Does this mean they will never be for sell again? If they are not for sell then why are they still listed?

PemberDucky


quality posts: 41 Private Messages PemberDucky

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dcrume wrote:I would buy two if they were in print, but sadly out of print. Does this mean they will never be for sell again? If they are not for sell then why are they still listed?



this particular shirt won't be available in our "all designs" catalog because it features special glow-in-the-dark ink.

but keep an eye on our Plus sales! that's where we run previously printed designs.


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