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It's What's Inside That Counts!

Speed to First Woot:
0m 24.883s
First Sucker:
baybei
Last Wooter to Woot:
myths103
Last Purchase:
10 months ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 24% of Shirt Woots
Bottom 47% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1114

Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 0% one week old
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  • 13% one year old
  • 81% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3

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Quality Posts


baybei


quality posts: 47 Private Messages baybei

As a cat lover, this isn't a shirt I should have bought. But, while it's 'bad' that there's a monster eating cats, it's also too funny not to own. Insta-purchase!

tsukitensh


quality posts: 22 Private Messages tsukitensh

*Seeing the in-light design* Awww...

*Seeing the GitD part* GAH! D:

ckeilah


quality posts: 149 Private Messages ckeilah

My cat died today. I just put her carcass in the freezer.

Please do not increment my Quality Posts count. 69 is a good place to be. ;-)
MOD: We had to...we just HAD TO...

tsukitensh


quality posts: 22 Private Messages tsukitensh
ckeilah wrote:My cat died today. I just put her carcass in the freezer.



Wow. In comparison, I don't find the shirt creepy at all anymore! :D

lichme


quality posts: 2281 Private Messages lichme

I absolutely love the difference in the two images. It is a reminder that things aren't always as they seem.

lonelypond


quality posts: 375 Private Messages lonelypond

I suspected all the cat shirts would eventually have an effect on the mental health of the staff. First, you ban them from the derby, then you choose a shirt that, shall we say, encourages negative cat thinking.

Or, alternately, this is yet another way to sneak in science (aka Schrödinger's 'are they digested yet' paradox) under the guise of cute.

Or perhaps it's just another "beware the cute, it will bite you" general warning.

I can only hope the cats bite back.


neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 171 Private Messages neuropsychosocial

Fifth print from the glow-in-the-dark Derby! Congratulations, firefrogh!

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)

debbernaut


quality posts: 8 Private Messages debbernaut

You just HAD to make this the shirt on my BIRTHDAY?! My cats all say you suck and hope you get hairballs.

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 503 Private Messages ThunderThighs

Staff

ckeilah wrote:My cat died today. I just put her carcass in the freezer.



Uhm. Sorry.

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 503 Private Messages ThunderThighs

Staff

tsukitensh wrote:Wow. In comparison, I don't find the shirt creepy at all anymore! :D



I think you just won the internet for the day and the day has barely started.

jluffner


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jluffner

Does this mean there won't be cake?

safyrejet


quality posts: 109 Private Messages safyrejet

Well this monster guy just loves cats.

I am amused at how only 1 cat on the inside seems to be annoyed. And even he is only flat brow annoyed, not angry or you know, freakin' out!

ckeilah


quality posts: 149 Private Messages ckeilah
ThunderThighs wrote:Uhm. Sorry.



Thanks. She was the sweetest cat I've ever known.

Please do not increment my Quality Posts count. 69 is a good place to be. ;-)
MOD: We had to...we just HAD TO...

tsukitensh


quality posts: 22 Private Messages tsukitensh
ThunderThighs wrote:I think you just won the internet for the day and the day has barely started.



I was sort of hoping to win one of those gay marriage marijuana guns, but... Hooray! :D

jrunnerrunnerj


quality posts: 1 Private Messages jrunnerrunnerj

Holy... I was really sorry when I saw this shirt didn't get voted enough to be printed, as it was - from my point of view - one of the two best designs in the derby... and now woot printed both, how great is that (the other was the GoT themed tee I had to buy asap). Thanks guys :-)

JamiMCox


quality posts: 1 Private Messages JamiMCox

Love this shirt. Bought immediately. Great use of the glow in the dark to change the tone of the shirt entirely.

(You know a design has to be brilliant if I jump on it and it doesn't feature gruesome bunnies

JamiMCox

bonink


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bonink

Finally a CAT shirt I can actually say I liked but still can we get at least one week with out one.

v6bird


quality posts: 2 Private Messages v6bird

Hey Earl, how many lives do you have left?

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 197 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Everybody sing:

"Kittens are delicious
They're healthy and nutritious
They'll give you diabeetus
'Cause they're so darn sweet

Oh you'll be finger-lickin'
They taste a lot like chicken
Your tummy will be kickin'
From their tiny feet"


The Monster Council of America recommends KITTENS! as part of your cute and furry 5-a-day.

edz321


quality posts: 5 Private Messages edz321

Why do the cats shrink after being ingested?

skatimmy737


quality posts: 205 Private Messages skatimmy737

It's like Grimace and Alf had a love child.

talnsg


quality posts: 0 Private Messages talnsg

Purrfect for all my friends that are that "other" sort of cat lover.

It's really an external, kanga-sort-of pounch, right?

dkinskey


quality posts: 1 Private Messages dkinskey

Am I the only one who recalls a Sesame Street monster, similar to that one, that was in fact counting but then eating what looked like either bunnies or kittens?

dealsforaida


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dealsforaida

This Librarian/Crazy Cat Lady approves!

Just like Yoshinoya...Never had cat that taste like that!!!

scuac


quality posts: 3 Private Messages scuac

I think the effect would have been greater if on the inside we would see the skeletons of kittens.

edz321


quality posts: 5 Private Messages edz321
scuac wrote:I think the effect would have been greater if on the inside we would see the skeletons of kittens.



Agreed. Kinda looks like the monster is gonna give birth to a litter of kitties.

mmmbort


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mmmbort

Ooooh! We have glow in the dark ink again! Does this mean we can bring back the glowing bunny shirt again?

Oh please oh please!

kevlar51


quality posts: 42 Private Messages kevlar51

nice pick woot--congrats firefrogh!

theoneill555


quality posts: 56 Private Messages theoneill555

I am a dog person and I must have this shirt. In fact, I will have to get one for each of my sons as well (they are doggy people as well).

I want to wear it while walking the dog at night in front of the neighbor's house that always compliments us for having our dog on a leash so that our pooch can't chase his cats that are never confined and cause property damage and have cat fights in our back yard at night.

That's O'neill with two L's *holds up three fingers*

kwyjibo73


quality posts: 4 Private Messages kwyjibo73

I think I'll wear this shirt in a futile attempt to keep our cats in line...

aggie93


quality posts: 2 Private Messages aggie93

Would it be horrible to buy this for my 10-year old daughter whose mother (my ex) LOVES cats?

kyrarehlong


quality posts: 1 Private Messages kyrarehlong

I feel all warm and fuzzy inside - like I just ate a kitten.

elizalishly


quality posts: 20 Private Messages elizalishly

Yeah, that's not horrifying at all.

Worrisomely adorable, though.

Geniekid


quality posts: 5 Private Messages Geniekid
scuac wrote:I think the effect would have been greater if on the inside we would see the skeletons of kittens.



I think that would've made for a superior shirt from a thematic standpoint, but it probably would've been a lot less popular. When it comes to t-shirts, I think, for better or for worse, that cats trump dark humor.

Moueska


quality posts: 52 Private Messages Moueska

Saw this shirt, had to link this story

And if it weren't for the fridge horror, I'd buy the shirt for my kid.

XD

RayKremer


quality posts: 5 Private Messages RayKremer

Must be a Melmacian beast.

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 503 Private Messages ThunderThighs

Staff

aggie93 wrote:Would it be horrible to buy this for my 10-year old daughter whose mother (my ex) LOVES cats?



Only if you buy it large enough so it's a night shirt and she doesn't see it until she turns out the lights for bed.

Oh heck, go for it.

bluetuba


quality posts: 56 Private Messages bluetuba

The troll was too obvious and scared away all the victims I guess.

*claps*

bluetuba


quality posts: 56 Private Messages bluetuba

Also, 3 for 3 like, whoah