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Just My Day Job

Speed to First Woot:
2m 13.668s
First Sucker:
Maymne
Last Wooter to Woot:
dcorisis
Last Purchase:
a year ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 22% of Shirt Woots
Bottom 44% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1375

Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 15% one year old
  • 73% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

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Quality Posts


qsopht


quality posts: 3 Private Messages qsopht

The lack of indentation would bother me each time I wore this shirt.

robertcotton


quality posts: 0 Private Messages robertcotton

I'd get this, except the formatting would kill me.

oakenspirit


quality posts: 75 Private Messages oakenspirit

Ha awesome-
Had a feeling this one would win, but, then again, precognition is my super power!

The entire top 20 will be taken over by Glowies before you know it!

Nice one Boots²!

TennCasey


quality posts: 2 Private Messages TennCasey

Indent your code!

midori4


quality posts: 2 Private Messages midori4

Yay more glow in the dark shirts! They will take over.

(The owl one is still my favorite)

lonelypond


quality posts: 416 Private Messages lonelypond

ha! Sharp, succinct, soaring. And as I mentioned in the derby thread, I have the glasses to go with it, for daytime endeavors only ; )

Orcrist42


quality posts: 7 Private Messages Orcrist42

The formatting is all wrong. Indent that code. This would bother me constantly.

KtCallista


quality posts: 33 Private Messages KtCallista

Wow, I am so glad I'm not the only obsessive indent-er around....

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You can call me Goddess, that's fine.

Krono99


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Krono99

What programming language is this?

mrusinak


quality posts: 1 Private Messages mrusinak
Krono99 wrote:What programming language is this?



woot++

Angelwing


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Angelwing
Krono99 wrote:What programming language is this?



Looks to be C/C++ programming code.

cilution


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cilution

Terrible coding standards. No wonder its the alter ego.

smokeserpent


quality posts: 1 Private Messages smokeserpent

One option returns a value and the other calls some function somewhere with an unparsed return state?

*stress*

alyman


quality posts: 2 Private Messages alyman

Staff

qsopht wrote:The lack of indentation would bother me each time I wore this shirt.



Really? The fact that not all paths return a value would bother me more.

roan21


quality posts: 2 Private Messages roan21

I almost want to buy one just to annoy all my coder friends.

carl669


quality posts: 27 Private Messages carl669
qsopht wrote:The lack of indentation would bother me each time I wore this shirt.



at least they used '==' and not '='.



Wife: Do you really need all this junk?
Me: At least I don't ask you if it makes me look fat.
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lompoc


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lompoc

Too technical for me. I like a shirt that anyone can quickly understand. I'm enjoying the double meaning glow in the dark shirts, but again, the meaning behind the images must be clear. I don't want people staring at my shirt with their minds in the dark.

Lompoc, pronounced correctly as Lompoke. When you hear it on tv said as Lompock, proof they're NOT residents of the area.

jrwwallis


quality posts: 1 Private Messages jrwwallis

If this is supposed to be c/c++, why is everything in uppercase?

Also the string comparison should be more like:

if (strcmp(time, "DAY") == 0) {

engelwood39


quality posts: 0 Private Messages engelwood39
Krono99 wrote:What programming language is this?



Visual Studio

eamoe11


quality posts: 0 Private Messages eamoe11

If only it had proper indentation and '.equals("DAY")'...

engelwood39


quality posts: 0 Private Messages engelwood39
jrwwallis wrote:If this is supposed to be c/c++, why is everything in uppercase?

Also the string comparison should be more like:

if (strcmp(time, "DAY") == 0) {



Visual Studio

xstevejx


quality posts: 4 Private Messages xstevejx

I don't understand...superheroes only do it at night? They're not vampires! ;-)

lstaff


quality posts: 200 Private Messages lstaff
roan21 wrote:I almost want to buy one just to annoy all my coder friends.



BEST. GEEKY. RETRIBUTION. IDEA. EVER.

thurin


quality posts: 5 Private Messages thurin

I had enough problems explaining my Tesla shirt. This is over the top.

Milquetoast


quality posts: 9 Private Messages Milquetoast

This is an interesting shirt.

What it says to non-developers: "Hey, look at me, I'm a programmer!"

What it says to developers: "I am most definitely *not* a programmer"

digikey


quality posts: 0 Private Messages digikey

Bonus! Super powers at work and alter ego while I sleep during the day. Night shift rules!

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 215 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Indentation is just for the benefit of human readers (except in a couple of languages like Python), so I think some artistic license is allowed, right? Especially when it looks this cool.

Congrats Boots.

sporadic


quality posts: 3 Private Messages sporadic

Gah, the lack of indentation! What if the time is "Day" or "day"?

Also, Visual Studio is not a programming language any more than NotePad or VI is! I'd say they're going for Java or C# here.

auctionsaver


quality posts: 19 Private Messages auctionsaver
jrwwallis wrote:If this is supposed to be c/c++, why is everything in uppercase?

Also the string comparison should be more like:

if (strcmp(time, "DAY") == 0) {



Um... it could be pseudocode. You know, some people actually create an algorithm before implementation. Silly, I know.

I agree on the indenting though. Must be a first year freshmen.

If I had to pick a language, it could also be java.

auctionsaver


quality posts: 19 Private Messages auctionsaver
Milquetoast wrote:This is an interesting shirt.

What it says to non-developers: "Hey, look at me, I'm a programmer!"

What it says to developers: "I am most definitely *not* a programmer"



Woot. We so need a like button. I would like this like 10X.

zyodei


quality posts: 2 Private Messages zyodei

Needs more object orientation.

neilly18


quality posts: 0 Private Messages neilly18

Thanks -- from a non-developer wife who almost got this for her overly detailed embedded software engineer of a husband - he would never have forgiven me.

Milquetoast wrote:This is an interesting shirt.

What it says to non-developers: "Hey, look at me, I'm a programmer!"

What it says to developers: "I am most definitely *not* a programmer"



walmazan


quality posts: 62 Private Messages walmazan

Yay! Congratulations Jamie!

polysorbate


quality posts: 7 Private Messages polysorbate

Ya know....My powers get activated after a nice cup of joe in the morning.
My sidekcik is the plunger

nirhelel


quality posts: 0 Private Messages nirhelel
auctionsaver wrote:Woot. We so need a like button. I would like this like 10X.



You're so right!

fishbiscuit5


quality posts: 35 Private Messages fishbiscuit5

Clever! Congrats on the print, Jamie!



DigitalFoobar


quality posts: 4 Private Messages DigitalFoobar
qsopht wrote:The lack of indentation would bother me each time I wore this shirt.



Agreed.. I can't wear a geek shirt that shows sloppy code.

jsh139


quality posts: 13 Private Messages jsh139
qsopht wrote:The lack of indentation would bother me each time I wore this shirt.



I came here to post the very same thing.

Curly braces get their own line and indent for God's sake!

Insert signature here.

BootsBoots


quality posts: 37 Private Messages BootsBoots

Hey, thanks everyone for the comments! I'm so happy for the print!

The design's just supposed to be a fun little joke, not perfect working code or anything. I wanted it to be simple and accessible to everyone. Getting the joke across and making the design look appealing was the most important thing to me. Sorry I didn't indent my code, though. I had to research writing java if-else statements to do the design. Half of the examples I saw didn't indent, so I went with it that way because it looked better visually to me (as a non-programmer who usually just hacks code together).